age 30, how do i ask out 46 year old woman??

[ParlayininHTown]

Getting laid isn't hard or complex in any way.

I am in desperate need of your help.

[reigle9]

i know right.

what year did they all transition to being whores?

I'm not sure. I'm thinking around the same time high speed internet became the norm.

[reigle9]

I am in desperate need of your help.

If you make it hard or complex, you'll be jerking off at the end of the night (not that's there's anything wrong with that, I prefer it at this point). Girls are inherently dumb, like really fuking dumb. The only thing you need to know is which type of the two she is. Ya have a) the type that has less self-confidence than than average low self-confidence idiot that's looking for love or b) the cocky broad that is actually almost as low on self-confidence as broad A but not quite to the point she actually wants you to be nice to her.

Broad A: Be semi-nice to her but not too nice, even these broads don't want a pussy. When she's hesitant about fuking, ya just say well it's not like I'm never gonna see you again. It doesn't really matter if we do this now or a week from now, it's going to be the same.

Broad B: You just be over-the-top cocky (this is what comes natural to me). Chances are this hooker will have seen your dick even before she comes over, so it's just that much easier. Have a drink and be comfortable with her like you've been dating for 6 months rather than have just met 6 minutes ago.

[ThaWoj]

well guys apparently its not gonna work out. apparently im too much of an asshole (which i am not but this is somehow what she remembers me as from when we worked together) and she thinks the only reason i am showing interest is because of seeing her and kissing her at the party. i tried to explain my intentions but to no avail. maybe in a few years as she hits 50 she'll regret this.

oh well what can i do

[reigle9]

You were too nice about it, guaranteed. Or she just isn't attracted to you. Nothing to lose now, want to send her a pic of my dong?

[ThaWoj]

You were too nice about it, guaranteed. Or she just isn't attracted to you. Nothing to lose now, want to send her a pic of my dong?

LOL i mean she thinks ima big asshole so i doubt it. believe me shes not the type where u could just ask her if she was dtf or send her a dick pic. it wasnt meant to be man.

[The Kraken]

If you two go out,the only thing either of uou are interested in is sex. Skip the formalities. Especially lunch. Thats terrible. Go have some drinks after work, take her back to her place, fukk her silly and then bail. Repeat as wanted. Never at your place. No lunches.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

LOL i mean she thinks ima big asshole so i doubt it. believe me shes not the type where u could just ask her if she was dtf or send her a dick pic. it wasnt meant to be man.

all chicks over 40 are dtf, if they make you wait, that means they really like you and want a relationship. no joke...

this 46yo is looking for a provider and a father for her kid. don't waste your time.

go fukk young chicks pal. there are plenty of time for MILFs later down the line.

[reigle9]

LOL i mean she thinks ima big asshole so i doubt it. believe me shes not the type where u could just ask her if she was dtf or send her a dick pic. it wasnt meant to be man.

Dude you don't just ask her if she's dtf, I mean she is no doubt, but no whore wants you to shove it in her face. I'm 100% sure if i was in the area I could have her over and she'd magically be "dtf".

[reigle9]

Just bang teenage girls anyway ya weirdo haha.

[frankthetank]

Some of these answers are really good. And funny. I think you have right idea bro. Just be honest with her and compliment her a lot and try not to do "young male" things that annoy a woman of here age. Belching, farting, sports outbursts, getting drunk and starting fights. Keep it real and simple and you will win. I have faith in you.

[reigle9]

If this ever happens, don't ask for an ID.

[reigle9]

Some of these answers are really good. And funny. I think you have right idea bro. Just be honest with her and compliment her a lot and try not to do "young male" things that annoy a woman of here age. Belching, farting, sports outbursts, getting drunk and starting fights. Keep it real and simple and you will win. I have faith in you.

Reality isn't the romcom you watched with your fat wife last night. Some guys actually know how to do shit, believe it or not.

[thetrinity]

wow figured this would be easy for u.

shes completely desperate and still turned you down

[compaqDikk]

well guys apparently its not gonna work out. apparently im too much of an asshole (which i am not but this is somehow what she remembers me as from when we worked together) and she thinks the only reason i am showing interest is because of seeing her and kissing her at the party. i tried to explain my intentions but to no avail. maybe in a few years as she hits 50 she'll regret this.

oh well what can i do

what you need to do is stalk her man. what's the worst that's gonna happen? walker docks you 20 sbr pts?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Reality isn't the romcom you watched with your fat wife last night.

Really? ... cuz my fat wife strongly disagrees with you here.

[ThaWoj]

wow figured this would be easy for u.



shes completely desperate and still turned you down

I think she had a bad experience with a younger guy so maybe thats part of it too.

[downsouth]

LOL i mean she thinks ima big asshole so i doubt it. believe me shes not the type where u could just ask her if she was dtf or send her a dick pic. it wasnt meant to be man.

I would probably try one last dick pic just to be sure. Maybe try to get one of those semi pictures where it doesnt show your hard but looks bigger than it actually is. Thats probably your best bet.

If she turns you down again, shit on her desk after hours.

[compaqDikk]

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I would probably try one last dick pic just to be sure. Maybe try to get one of those semi pictures where it doesnt show your hard but looks bigger than it actually is. Thats probably your best bet.

If she turns you down again, shit on her desk after hours.

Ya just know the above was posted by a guy speakin from experience

[reigle9]

When my dad and I lived together, he'd have over these 2 whores. They were probably around the same age of 45 or so. They were both drunks yet still kind of fukable hah. The one acted like I was 12 years old (she had fake ), but the other one wanted to jump me. One day I was super hungover (withdrawing) and she came on my bed rubbing me and shit. I had the biggest boner but decided not to bang her. If I wasn't like 98% sure she killed my dad, I'd fuk her now.

[reigle9]

Oh and my mom told me she has std's. My mom is a compulsive liar though so who knows. I legit think the booze running through my veins kills std's. It's the only explanation.

[ThaWoj]

So let me ask, is it possible for a mid 40s single woman to want or enjoy something else other than being a whore or wanting a provider for child/self?

[reigle9]

Lol no. She gave up being a real person long ago.

[downsouth]

So let me ask, is it possible for a mid 40s single woman to want or enjoy something else other than being a whore or wanting a provider for child/self?

Not really. I guess there are outliers to every lot of statistics but your general rule has them being whores for basically two reasons.
1- There whores, whores are gonna whore and 2- They are hoping there whoring will allow them to attract a suitable mate/provider for them and what is usually there children. I guess they technically could have self esteem issues and getting boned by whoever makes them feel like they are desired. They never stop to think that there is a large percentage of guys who will stick it basically anywhere and could care less as long as shes alive (most of the time)

[reigle9]

^

I feel like we'd be friends irl.

[compaqDikk]

wound up seeing said chick earlier this morning. all i could say to my colleage was holy shiit look at the tiits on this bittch

[reigle9]

lol

[C-Gold]

This isn't the 1950's.

She is 46 and probably has a similar level sex drive as you.
Older women are weird about their age, getting asked out by a 30 year old guy will stroke her ego.
She's 46 and looks depreciate, she will probably take a young dick when she can get it.

If there is any chemistry at all, ask her out. If she says no say come on and ask her again with a selling point. If she says no again ask her again and let her know you really wanted it.

Chick might know nothing will ever become of it, but odds are she really wants you. If you let her know that this isn't a big joke and you really want her you will get her.

[Coachep]

You should've tried offering her some wurther's originals and invited her over to watch Matlock reruns. Old people can't resist that shit.

[JMon]

Ask her how that truth or dare game turned out 30 years ago when she was forced to kiss that fukking nerd in the corner. If she was cool with that, you're fukken golden bro.

[hubbard689]

I LOL'd hard when I read that a 30 year old man and 46 year old woman were playing truth or dare, and the dare was to kiss for 10 seconds.

[bruins35]

text her pics of you getting your dog to lick peanut buter off your balls,old women love that kind of stuff

[ParlayininHTown]

shes completely desperate and still turned you down

Story of my life ...

[thetrinity]

most older women are forward from what ive seen. if she didnt make the move, she probably didnt want it from woj.

i had one older girlfriend before (over 10 years older then me) she did all the pushing, from other guys, it seems like they had the same experience. now everyones different of course, but if they are 40+ and single they arent interested in playing games anymore.