Anyone else ever hooked up with the babysitter

InTheDrink · 10-26-13, 04:40 PM

Shut up fatass

Chi_archie · 10-26-13, 04:40 PM

Nice work, hope you close the deal

boeing power · 10-26-13, 04:41 PM

"was you like 4 or 5 when you babysit me?"

They were probably amazed that a 40 year old man can't speak English.

ttwarrior1 · 10-26-13, 04:45 PM

I said were or howeverrrrrrrrrr youuuuu speeelllll itttttttttt

chilidog · 10-26-13, 04:49 PM

What do you mean by 'anyone else'? That implies that you hooked up with the cashier.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. It all makes sense now. So when you tell these stories about hooking up with people and being popular, what you were really doing was talking to them in grocery stores, probably asking them where they keep the Magnum XL's, because you read on a forum that that's the best way to meet women in public.

Russian Rocket · 10-26-13, 05:01 PM

ParlayininHTown · 10-26-13, 05:15 PM

Even ttwarrior is getting dates?

That's it.

Does anyone have a gun and one bullet I can borrow?

MatI · 10-26-13, 05:26 PM

dont eat her titty

billysink · 10-26-13, 05:39 PM

She was like and then she was like and then you were like and then you were like.

Was she like after that or were you like.

Wondering how that works.

Russian Rocket · 10-26-13, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by billysink

She was like and then she was like and then you were like and then you were like.

Was she like after that or were you like.

Wondering how that works.

Kermit · 10-26-13, 06:06 PM

zizoudane10 · 10-26-13, 07:04 PM

She's a hottie

. Go get her.

ttwarrior1 · 10-26-13, 08:32 PM

chile dog thinking he can give advice about women because he is married is funny stuff.

Why does hook up have to mean sex or a date? Get over yourself already.

Hooking up next weekend or whenever, who cares when

Kermit · 10-26-13, 08:52 PM

chilidog · 10-27-13, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

chile dog thinking he can give advice about women because he is married is funny stuff.

Why does hook up have to mean sex or a date? Get over yourself already.

Hooking up next weekend or whenever, who cares when

Course I can. Deductive reasoning should help yah figure that one out.

And yup, hooking up means fukking. What the hell do you think it means - going out for ice cream at Baskin Robbins? If anybody ever tells you that they hooked up with somebody over the weekend, it sure as hell don't mean that they went shopping for Little Debbie's and played gumball races.

ParlayininHTown · 10-27-13, 12:27 AM

He didn't seriously get a date, did he?

I mean, there's just no way ...

chilidog · 10-27-13, 12:36 AM

tt, i really hate to be the one to break it to you, but she's going to cancel on you. something suddenly came up. grandma died, she's gotta wash her hair, her dog got hit by a car. just you wait and see.

ttwarrior1 · 10-27-13, 01:22 AM

I don't need any help picking up women, its called charisma

muldoon · 10-27-13, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

I don't need any help picking up women, its called charisma

...

DoYouNotGetIT · 10-27-13, 02:02 AM

Did you really expect a congratulations that you can get a woman who is at least 11 years older than you?

Also I have heard the f*cked the babysitter story plenty of times. Never happened to me, but what I remember my babysitter was about 15 years older than me.

boeing power · 10-27-13, 02:04 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

I don't need any help picking up women, its called rape.

Popfukingcorn

BennyBigNuts · 10-27-13, 04:43 AM

She has obviously prospered well.
From making $3 n hour babysitting you 50 years ago, to making $8 n hour at a 7-11 now.

If I made a thread everytime I fukked a chick this would turn into a Penthouse forum.
Congrats, you TALKED to one.

Kermit · 10-27-13, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

I don't need any help picking up women, its called charisma

I think you may have spelled it wrong.

SamDiamond · 10-27-13, 09:08 AM

Fatty is 40.

And the clerk, by the math of it, has to be 50.

Just what we all dream of.

50 year-old convenience store clerks.

Titty--- did you tell her you still live at home?

Not much has changed, she can still come over and babysit you when your mom goes to work.

ArchieBunker · 10-27-13, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

Well i was at store earlier buying a few things and the cashier was like, your name is Chris right. Im like yeh. She was then like, I used to babysit you when you were little.

Im like wtf. Im like really? I don't remember. I then say there's no way you baby sit me when i was a baby or kid. You look younger than me, was you like 4 or 5 when you babysit me?

Next thing i know, every chick that overheard it was stunned like what i said was the most amazing thing they ever heard. Even heard one chick say awe, I almost had my choice of women to choose from after that. I wasn't lying. I do not remember this hot chick every babysitting me.

I then went back in and bought a bottle of selenium. I asked if she was married or seeing anyone. She said no. I then asked if she wanted to do anything later.

She works 2 part time jobs and working 3rds at at a store, but we will be going out next weekend.

ps: probaly salooned soon but legit.

Make sure you check her before you stick your pecker in there you don't need any souvenirs for life

VegasInsider · 10-27-13, 09:45 AM

See if she'll let you stick your tongue in her shit shooter

onemoregoal · 10-27-13, 06:29 PM

Nobody recognize fat and bald people from when they were a kid.
Unless she said "holy shit you are so fat and bald now!", that would be believable.

onemoregoal · 10-27-13, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

zizoudane10 · 10-27-13, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by onemoregoal

Nobody recognize fat and bald people from when they were a kid.
Unless she said "holy shit you are so fat and bald now!", that would be believable.

Goaler spot on here. True that.

, how did she recognize you? You haven't met for 40 years, right? Something's fishy here....

ParlayininHTown · 10-27-13, 07:07 PM

That was classic, Kermit.

The iron sheik · 10-28-13, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by boeing power

"was you like 4 or 5 when you babysit me?"

They were probably amazed that a 40 year old man can't speak English.

Perhaps he just made a typo. Like this bit here:
"Well i was at store earlier buying a few things and the cashier was like, your name is Chris right. Im like..."

Obviously he meant:

"Well i was at store earlier buying a few things and the cashier was like, my name is Chris right. Im like..."

zizoudane10 · 10-28-13, 12:57 AM

Translation:
Well i was at store earlier buying a few things and the cashier was like, your name is Chris right. Im like yeh. She was then like, I used to babysit you when you were little.

Im like wtf. Im like really? I don't remember. I then say there's no way you baby sit me when i was a baby or kid. You look younger than me, was you like 4 or 5 when you babysit me?

Next thing i know, every chick ~~that overheard it~~ was ~~stunned~~ like what i said was the most amazing thing they ever heard. Even heard one chick say awe, I almost had my choice of women to choose from after that. I wasn't lying. I do not remember this hot chick every babysitting me.

I then went back in and bought a bottle of selenium. I asked if she was married or seeing anyone. She said no. I then asked if she wanted to do anything later.

She works 2 part time jobs and working 3rds at at a store, but we will be going out next weekend.

ttwarrior1 · 10-28-13, 01:13 AM

waste of time man, didnt know i was worth it to you

zizoudane10 · 10-28-13, 01:26 AM

Making fun of you is easily worth 5 seconds of my time.
On any given day.
Cheers