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  • redsoxfreak91
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    • 10-17-11
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    #36
    Yeah I don't plan on going to hell like Carpe's queer asss. I am in no way a homosexual and talk gay about JJ in order to get a reaction from him. Maybe he really is gay which is why he does not respond too much. Maybe Carpe has had sex with him. I don't know, I don't care, and I sure as hell do not want any video evidence.
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    • gauchojake
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      #37
      So you talk gay to get a guys attention but you're not gay... Do I have that right?
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      • redsoxfreak91
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        #38
        Originally posted by gauchojake
        So you talk gay to get a guys attention but you're not gay... Do I have that right?
        Yep, I believe that jjgold is asexual since he hasn't fuckedd in 40 years
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        • Kermit
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          #39
          Some of my best friends are weird homos.

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          • TheRifleman
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            #40
            how does a MAN look at another MAN and think: umm....i'd like to BANG HIM!!! Yeah, and then I'd like to suck his COCKK! and then have him fukkk me up the ass!! Yeah, sounds SWELL!!

            How the fucckk does this happen????
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            • CarpeDime
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              #41
              Originally posted by TheRifleman
              how does a MAN look at another MAN and think: umm....i'd like to BANG HIM!!! Yeah, and then I'd like to suck his COCKK! and then have him fukkk me up the ass!! Yeah, sounds SWELL!!

              How the fucckk does this happen????
              TheRifleman,

              It actually goes A LOT farther than just that. Do you have any idea what some gays and bis and tris do and think? They see another man's luscous theighs and they want to very gently and lightly and tenderly CARESS them! They see another man's strong shoulders and they want to gently daub them with kisses!

              And, we are just talking about the relatively vanilla gays and bis and tris here! We are not even touching on the leather daddies, the bears, the twinks, the Asian fettischists, etc etc NONE OF THAT!

              Trust me it gets WAY WAY sicker and more involved then what you mentioned!
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              • redsoxfreak91
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                • 10-17-11
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                #42
                Originally posted by CarpeDime
                TheRifleman,

                It actually goes A LOT farther than just that. Do you have any idea what some gays and bis and tris do and think? They see another man's luscous theighs and they want to very gently and lightly and tenderly CARESS them! They see another man's strong shoulders and they want to gently daub them with kisses!

                And, we are just talking about the relatively vanilla gays and bis and tris here! We are not even touching on the leather daddies, the bears, the twinks, the Asian fettischists, etc etc NONE OF THAT!

                Trust me it gets WAY WAY sicker and more involved then what you mentioned!
                please go into very gorey, intimate, sensitive details so we can all be more disgusted at what you fuckking disgusting queers do to eachother
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                • TheRifleman
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                  #43
                  Originally posted by redsoxfreak91
                  please go into very gorey, intimate, sensitive details so we can all be more disgusted at what you fuckking disgusting queers do to eachother
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                  • TheRifleman
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                    • 08-30-12
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                    #44
                    Originally posted by CarpeDime
                    TheRifleman,

                    It actually goes A LOT farther than just that. Do you have any idea what some gays and bis and tris do and think? They see another man's luscous theighs and they want to very gently and lightly and tenderly CARESS them! They see another man's strong shoulders and they want to gently daub them with kisses!






                    And, we are just talking about the relatively vanilla gays and bis and tris here! We are not even touching on the leather daddies, the bears, the twinks, the Asian fettischists, etc etc NONE OF THAT!

                    Trust me it gets WAY WAY sicker and more involved then what you mentioned!




                    Wow, are you sick. You have a disease. Seek help.

                    Jesus can help you.
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                    • LVHerbie
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                      • 09-15-05
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                      #45
                      Originally posted by redsoxfreak91
                      please go into very gorey, intimate, sensitive details so we can all be more disgusted at what you fuckking disgusting queers do to eachother
                      I completely agree Capre this is some amazingly sick shit these queers willing participate in... Honestly, before I was only like 94-95% sure I wasn't gay but after devouring every word of your disgusting description and re-reading your nauseating post more than a few times I'm now AT LEAST 98% sure I'm 100% straight.

                      Anyhow, any chance you can give us just a touch more as I think just a little more mental gagging and internal vomiting would be enough to push me through the tough last 2% of self-questioning... Specifically I'm thinking some narrative about what is going through the mind of worst type of queer (what I believe the pro-homo community terms "playing catcher?") when he allows his masculinity to be defiled might be particularly effective...
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                      • redsoxfreak91
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                        • 10-17-11
                        • 903

                        #46
                        Originally posted by LVHerbie
                        I completely agree Capre this is some amazingly sick shit these queers willing participate in... Honestly, before I was only like 94-95% sure I wasn't gay but after devouring every word of your disgusting description and re-reading your nauseating post more than a few times I'm now AT LEAST 98% sure I'm 100% straight.

                        Anyhow, any chance you can give us just a touch more as I think just a little more mental gagging and internal vomiting would be enough to push me through the tough last 2% of self-questioning... Specifically I'm thinking some narrative about what is going through the mind of worst type of queer (what I believe the pro-homo community terms "playing catcher?") when he allows his masculinity to be defiled might be particularly effective...
                        Yeah, like do you swallow. And do you eat your shitt off his peniss?
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                        • SamDiamond
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                          • 10-19-12
                          • 6107

                          #47
                          I found a video of redsox....

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                          • SamDiamond
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                            • 10-19-12
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                            #48
                            Originally posted by TheRifleman
                            how does a MAN look at another MAN and think: umm....i'd like to BANG HIM!!! Yeah, and then I'd like to suck his COCKK! and then have him fukkk me up the ass!! Yeah, sounds SWELL!!

                            How the fucckk does this happen????
                            Tell us.

                            How do YOU do it?
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                            • LVHerbie
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                              • 09-15-05
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                              #49
                              How did this thread possible end up salooned? If there is one thing that player's talk has always clearly been about it is big group of men all sitting around and posting incessantly and in great detail about the homosexual experience while insisting they are obviously the straightest arrow in the bunch...

                              Shari needs to get in her (misspelling intentional...) and defend her homophobia that caused her to move this as it clear slap to the face of the house of cards historic legendary posters like JJ have dedicated almost a decade building.
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                              • LVHerbie
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                                • 09-15-05
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                                #50
                                Originally posted by redsoxfreak91
                                Yeah, like do you swallow. And do you eat your shitt off his peniss?
                                Yea, your attempts just don't do it for me... Too childish and immature...

                                Where is Loshak? I'm pretty sure that only the way he artistically and eloquently weaves together those vulgar descriptions could help me reach the all-important point where I blindly and obsessively try to convince a bunch of randoms on a sports betting forum of my absolute hetro-ness...
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                                • LVHerbie
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                                  • 09-15-05
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                                  #51
                                  Why am I here talking to myself? Where the hell did Redsocky go when his thread had so much potential?

                                  Guess he found another circle jerk of straight guys with whom he could obsessively chit-chat about the perverse homosexual lifestyle and doesn't need this thread anymore?
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                                  • CarpeDime
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                                    • 09-01-09
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                                    #52
                                    herbert i will respond in this thread soon with some extraordinarily repulsive gay narratives but common bro

                                    theirs fukin 50 college games tomorrow and fukin NHL has started

                                    give a little slack ok pal?
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                                    • TheRifleman
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                                      • 08-30-12
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                                      #53
                                      A postgraduate student in Nigeria claims to have scientific proof that same-sex marriage is wrong, and the University of Lagos is backing his so-called discovery.
                                      Chibuihem Amalaha told Nigeria's This Day Live that same-sex marriage is "eating deep into the fabric of our human nature all over the world."


                                      Amalaha explains that he conducted "experiments" in biology, chemistry, physics and mathematics to prove that homosexuality is wrong. He uses magnets to show that the repellence of similar entities proves his theory.


                                      The magnets' like poles, Amalaha says, "will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man."

                                      "If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract indicating that same sex marriage should not hold. A female should not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female."
                                      Amalaha believes he will win the Nobel Prize, and intends to publish his work in international journals.
                                      "My lecturer at the Department of Chemical Engineering, Professor D S Aribuike, pointedly told me that I will win Nobel prize one day, because he found that my works are real and nobody has done it in any part of the world.”
                                      Homosexuality is a criminal offense in Nigeria, carrying a 14-year prison sentence for consensual adult relationships. Last year, the country passed an anti-gay marriage bill that also targets any public displays of affection as well as anyone who aids or abets gay couples.

                                      Read more: http://www.upi.com/Science_News/Blog...#ixzz2gmsxQB6b



                                      I'm a man ( allegedly) and I enjoy having sex with other, smelly, sweaty, stinky men......I find men sexually attractive. I like to put their penises in my mouth and my asshole and have them ejaculate violently into my body cavity. i like to lick and suck their balls, and assholes...I especially like to lick their and suck their coccks after they fucc my ass for hours. Oh, the delicious juices and armoma my ass produces after having been plowed and violated with an erect penis for hours upon hours.

                                      I am SICK. I am demented. I am a freak of nature. I am EVIL.

                                      signed,
                                      CarpeDime






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                                      • TheRifleman
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                                        #54
                                        who cares??
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                                        • ZetaPsi808
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                                          • 09-18-08
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                                          #55
                                          loshak good peoples

                                          proud Member of Facebook chat
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                                          • Kermit
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                                            • 09-27-10
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                                            #56
                                            Here are a couple more homo weirdos that I know.

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                                            • bigboydan
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                                              • 08-10-05
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                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Smoke
                                              I thought drinker was concerned mom
                                              Hmm, somebody came out firing because we both know who "concerned mom" is don't we sir.
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                                              • bigboydan
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                                                • 08-10-05
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                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by Kermit
                                                Here are a couple more homo weirdos that I know.

                                                And yet you use Kermit the frog as your avatar. Hell, why not just use Peter Griffen as your pic because it would truly show you had a set of balls on your chin besides a king's, sir.
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                                                • Kermit
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                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by bigboydan
                                                  And yet you use Kermit the frog as your avatar. Hell, why not just use Peter Griffen as your pic because it would truly show you had a set of balls on your chin besides a king's, sir.
                                                  My sexuality has never come into question. People have known who I have been dipping my frogstick into for over 30 years.

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                                                  • LVHerbie
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                                                    • 09-15-05
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                                                    #60


                                                    Is just me or has anyone else notice the mound of lava I circled from PhillyFlyers' picture above seems quite phallic? Let's hurry and get this thread onto page 3 since I'm forced to keep clicking over and over checking to see if my boy SoxFreak has returned and I can keep that foul imagery (that doesn't arouse me in the least...) from polluting my mental innocence...
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                                                    • konck
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                                                      • 10-17-06
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                                                      #61
                                                      At the bash Horseshak had the room next to mine the sounds that came out of that room were so weird. About 3am I was coming back from the casino an I saw a black midget women with a guy about 70yrs old in chaps leaving his room I locked my door.
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                                                      • redsoxfreak91
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                                                        • 10-17-11
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                                                        #62
                                                        That little queer fuckker. FUCKK you carpe you faggggg. Boys, this is what I just received from carpe dime in my message box. This queer deserves his cocky to be bitten off by a bisexual colored. But read how fuckking queer this fuckker is:

                                                        So you gave me, chocs and flowers
                                                        Then asked, can I have anal sex
                                                        I smiled and said of course
                                                        Seeing as you went to all the trouble
                                                        To bribe me with, double gifts
                                                        So I stripped off, told you to do the same
                                                        Then I said, let me tie you up first, I want to play a game


                                                        You were only to willing
                                                        So I bound and and gagged you
                                                        To you this game would be thrilling
                                                        I took out my largest vibrator, and turned it on
                                                        Your eyes lit up, are you ready for this, sweet buttercup
                                                        Says I, shoving the vibrator fully into, your third eye
                                                        Making you cry
                                                        Well you said, you wanted anal sex, well you are getting it
                                                        I left the vibrator in for a while
                                                        While I ate the chocolates, they were vile
                                                        You won’t be bringing me gifts again, anytime soon
                                                        Better put these flowers into some water, in case they ruin


                                                        Strange from that day on
                                                        The subject of anal sex never came up again
                                                        Fact is he dumped me, and no longer wants to be my b/friend
                                                        Chocs were shite, flowers were nice, and they were free
                                                        So didn’t cost me, any kind of price
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                                                        • redsoxfreak91
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                                                          • 10-17-11
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                                                          #63
                                                          This is his fuckking dream, it's disgusting
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                                                          • yisman
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                                                            • 09-01-08
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                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                            herbert i will respond in this thread soon with some extraordinarily repulsive gay narratives but common bro

                                                            theirs fukin 50 college games tomorrow and fukin NHL has started

                                                            give a little slack ok pal?
                                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                            [/quote]

                                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                            • LVHerbie
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                                                              • 09-15-05
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                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by TheRifleman


                                                              This guy has such amazing abs and yummy pectorals... Makes me wonder if there is anyway I could keep from giving up the +EV lifestyle (hanging out 15-16 hours a day in front of video poker machines and at poker tables in dumpy, smoking casinos while living off cheap buffets and microwavable gas station food) and twink out his results
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                                                              • bigboydan
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                                                                • 08-10-05
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                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Kermit
                                                                My sexuality has never come into question. People have known who I have been dipping my frogstick into for over 30 years.

                                                                So what your saying is your dating Fishhead's women?
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