Suggested changes Landers needs to make now that he is Big Time....

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  • BustinNutz
    SBR Sharp
    • 08-28-13
    • 452

    #1
    Suggested changes Landers needs to make now that he is Big Time....
    Brock-

    Im happy for your recent success. Now that you have made it you need to look the part.....

    1. Buy your wife some new .
    2. Swap in your Hyundai for a Bentley.
    2. Change your wardrobe from your standard stone washed Jordache mom jeans, LA Gear high tops, and KMART t shirts to some Gucci and PRADA.
    3. Hire a personal trainer. Ive noticed every time you post a video you are 10 pounds heavier from your daily indulgence of chicken wings, white Russians and 5 star steak houses.

    If you dont cut back or start working out soon you are going to start referring to Mug and Iwin as your skinny friends.

    4. Give your beard a raise. He will start getting jealous picking up your 5 figure stacks 3 times a week from the Vegas books. You want to keep him happy so he doesn't get the urge to steal from you.

    5. Hire Beantown Jim as your Director of Security. He knows every method of defense against any potential Nigerians or Hispanics that may want to steal from you or kidnap you for a ransom.

    Hope these suggestions help. Keep smoking the books pal! Salud!
  • nikkaaay
    SBR Rookie
    • 08-08-13
    • 38

    #2
    You sound bitter.

    Yeah Landers is killing it and you are just another hater.
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    • BustinNutz
      SBR Sharp
      • 08-28-13
      • 452

      #3
      Originally posted by nikkaaay
      You sound bitter.

      Yeah Landers is killing it and you are just another hater.
      I brought Landers back to SBR ... im happy for him. Im trying to help him. No hate here, nothing but respect
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      • nikkaaay
        SBR Rookie
        • 08-08-13
        • 38

        #4
        Originally posted by BustinNutz
        I brought Landers back to SBR ... im happy for him. Im trying to help him. No hate here, nothing but respect
        My apologies, I guess I misunderstood the intent of your post.
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        • sweep
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-09-10
          • 16753

          #5
          saloon
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          • bigboydan
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 08-10-05
            • 55420

            #6
            How about him jerking off to midget porn. I know that's what the coach does or so I'm told
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