Go to meet this chick for lunch.
Show up at the spot but can't find parking.
Looking around I see a pay-for-park lot.
Pull in. Go to the ticket dispenser to get ticket.
Put my phone on top of ticket machine while I get some money out.
Put money in. Grab ticket.
Walk back to car to put ticket on dashboard.
Walk to lunch spot to meet chick.
Get there. Sit down.
Chick: "Hi! How are you?! Finally, we get to see each other without a thousand people around."
Me: "Yeah. It always seems like something gets in our way don't it?
Chick: "I know, right? We always have so many friends around."
Me: "penetrate! WHAT THE penetrate!?
Chick: "WHAT THE MATTER?!"
Me: "I forgot my phone! Stay here, I'll be right back."
At that point, I get up from the table and run back towards the parking lot to get my phone.
It's gone.
MOTHERFUKKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Boys, you could have heard me scream motherfukker 5 miles away.
At this point, I'm feeling like I'm gonna kill someone.
Just then, I hear a horn honking.
I turn around.
Some n!gger in a truck honking at me, waving me down.
I'm like who the fukk is this?
Dude rolls up to me, and I'm ready stomp the life out of him if he tries some shit.
Looks at me and says "Excuse me but did you lose this"? and he shows me my phone.
Me: "Yes! Thank you so much!"
Spook: "Aww it's no problem. I saw it up there on the machine and I figured whoever lost it would come back looking for it"
Me: "I can't believe it. Listen, at the very least I owe you lunch. Why don't you come have lunch with us?"
Spook: "Naw I have to be on my way thanks anyway."
Me: "Seriously? I mean I can't believe this happened. I feel like I owe you. You totally changed my perception."
Spook: "I changed your perception? How?"
Me: "I mean it's not every day a fukkin spook returns stolen property is it? Especially in this city."
I wasn't trying to insult the guy it's just the way I talk but of course, he doesn't know this. At that point he got a shocked look on his face and drove away.
So, I'm walking back to the lunch spot, back to the chick waiting for me.
Chick: "Is everything ok? Did you find it?"
I hold up the phone and show it to her.
Chick: "How did you find it?"
Me: "You'll never believe it. Some fukkin n!gger picked it up and then waited for the owner to come back for it."
At thsi point, she gets a shocked look on her face. So I'm like what?
She says did you just say n!gger?
I'm say yeah, why?
She goes are you racist?
I say not at all. She says then why did you say that?
Me: "say what?"
chick: "the n word"
me: "you're not down with the brown are you?"
chick: "down with the brown?"
me: "yeah. are you?"
chick: "i'm not sure what that means"
me: "you know what it means. do you like n!ggers"
chick: "OMG! you're disgusting!"
me: "so you are down with the brown?"
chick: "I can't believe this. I can't believe you're saying this out in public acting like this."
me: "Acting like what? I don't know you very well, we only met a couple of times before this and I need to know certain things before we go any further so it's not a problem later on."
chick: "and one of those things is am I down with the brown?"
me: "Yes! Very important. I need to know if you ever slept with, gave oral, or even kissed a spook."
At this point she's like oh my fukkin god I really can't believe this. So, I just told her listen you're not looking very comfortable and I'll take that as a sign that's all I need to know.
At that point I got up and left and neither one of us ate a thing at that point. So I left her there and went to lunch, drank bourbon and smoked cigars later on then headed out to watch the fight.
And that's how my day ended.
Pretty crazy huh?
Show up at the spot but can't find parking.
Looking around I see a pay-for-park lot.
Pull in. Go to the ticket dispenser to get ticket.
Put my phone on top of ticket machine while I get some money out.
Put money in. Grab ticket.
Walk back to car to put ticket on dashboard.
Walk to lunch spot to meet chick.
Get there. Sit down.
Chick: "Hi! How are you?! Finally, we get to see each other without a thousand people around."
Me: "Yeah. It always seems like something gets in our way don't it?
Chick: "I know, right? We always have so many friends around."
Me: "penetrate! WHAT THE penetrate!?
Chick: "WHAT THE MATTER?!"
Me: "I forgot my phone! Stay here, I'll be right back."
At that point, I get up from the table and run back towards the parking lot to get my phone.
It's gone.
MOTHERFUKKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Boys, you could have heard me scream motherfukker 5 miles away.
At this point, I'm feeling like I'm gonna kill someone.
Just then, I hear a horn honking.
I turn around.
Some n!gger in a truck honking at me, waving me down.
I'm like who the fukk is this?
Dude rolls up to me, and I'm ready stomp the life out of him if he tries some shit.
Looks at me and says "Excuse me but did you lose this"? and he shows me my phone.
Me: "Yes! Thank you so much!"
Spook: "Aww it's no problem. I saw it up there on the machine and I figured whoever lost it would come back looking for it"
Me: "I can't believe it. Listen, at the very least I owe you lunch. Why don't you come have lunch with us?"
Spook: "Naw I have to be on my way thanks anyway."
Me: "Seriously? I mean I can't believe this happened. I feel like I owe you. You totally changed my perception."
Spook: "I changed your perception? How?"
Me: "I mean it's not every day a fukkin spook returns stolen property is it? Especially in this city."
I wasn't trying to insult the guy it's just the way I talk but of course, he doesn't know this. At that point he got a shocked look on his face and drove away.
So, I'm walking back to the lunch spot, back to the chick waiting for me.
Chick: "Is everything ok? Did you find it?"
I hold up the phone and show it to her.
Chick: "How did you find it?"
Me: "You'll never believe it. Some fukkin n!gger picked it up and then waited for the owner to come back for it."
At thsi point, she gets a shocked look on her face. So I'm like what?
She says did you just say n!gger?
I'm say yeah, why?
She goes are you racist?
I say not at all. She says then why did you say that?
Me: "say what?"
chick: "the n word"
me: "you're not down with the brown are you?"
chick: "down with the brown?"
me: "yeah. are you?"
chick: "i'm not sure what that means"
me: "you know what it means. do you like n!ggers"
chick: "OMG! you're disgusting!"
me: "so you are down with the brown?"
chick: "I can't believe this. I can't believe you're saying this out in public acting like this."
me: "Acting like what? I don't know you very well, we only met a couple of times before this and I need to know certain things before we go any further so it's not a problem later on."
chick: "and one of those things is am I down with the brown?"
me: "Yes! Very important. I need to know if you ever slept with, gave oral, or even kissed a spook."
At this point she's like oh my fukkin god I really can't believe this. So, I just told her listen you're not looking very comfortable and I'll take that as a sign that's all I need to know.
At that point I got up and left and neither one of us ate a thing at that point. So I left her there and went to lunch, drank bourbon and smoked cigars later on then headed out to watch the fight.
And that's how my day ended.
Pretty crazy huh?
45 min he will get a summon cuz the meter expire.. btw did he swallow I wanna see the line on sbr forum...
