HOLY FUKKIN SHIT! McDonald's Introduces THE BLITZ BOX!

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  • PhillyFlyers
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-27-11
    • 8245

    #1
    HOLY FUKKIN SHIT! McDonald's Introduces THE BLITZ BOX!
    Unreal.

    A fukkin heart attack in a box.

    My arteries are clogging up just looking at the box.

  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #2
    Was this combination really so difficult to order that they had to put it in one boxed meal now?
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    • PhillyFlyers
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-27-11
      • 8245

      #3
      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
      Was this combination really so difficult to order that they had to put it in one boxed meal now?
      Are you serious?

      You mean you actually know people who eat 2 quarter pounders with cheese 2 fries and 20 mcnuggets at one sitting?
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
        Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
        Are you serious?

        You mean you actually know people who eat 2 quarter pounders with cheese 2 fries and 20 mcnuggets at one sitting?
        No, but this is a Family meal.

        Or a TTWarrior snack.
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        • Dutch
          SBR MVP
          • 09-21-10
          • 4339

          #5
          A couple of sandwiches for mom and dad and some chicken nuggs for Billy and Susie.

          A fast food restaurant is offering a family meal deal..What's so "HOLY FUKKIN SHIT!" about this?
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          • Louisvillekid1
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-17-07
            • 52143

            #6
            TT check in pal
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            • pulledclear
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-19-12
              • 6684

              #7
              Jesus, thats all you fat fcks need.
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              • PaperTrail07
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-29-08
                • 20423

                #8
                Killing AmeriCa 1 Burger @ a time
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                • Dilo
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-01-13
                  • 1384

                  #9
                  No toys? PASS!
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                  • PhillyFlyers
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-27-11
                    • 8245

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dutch
                    A couple of sandwiches for mom and dad and some chicken nuggs for Billy and Susie.

                    A fast food restaurant is offering a family meal deal..What's so "HOLY FUKKIN SHIT!" about this?
                    I disagree with this.

                    They weren't targeting families with this deal. They are targeting individual fans of the NFL.

                    Why else would they put a Kansas City Chiefs logo on the box?

                    Pretty clear that McDonald's wants individuals to order this. They want to feed you until you fukkin die of clogged arteries.
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                    • PaperTrail07
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-29-08
                      • 20423

                      #11
                      Bundling is a classic sales move that has been around forever philly...started with the value meal...buy more and SAVE.........wether they are selling poison, or water from the fountain of youth....they just want you to buy more of it and they will find ways to make it happen.....Things like this are funny to me....You can order 100 burgers to go just the same as you can order that box....kinda like the soda BS...i mean limiting the size will not stop someone from getting all the product they desire...a company shouldnt be in charge of an individuals self control lol...esp if it comes to burgers and fries....they are gonna have to learn at some point LOL.....
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                      • PhillyFlyers
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-27-11
                        • 8245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PaperTrail07
                        Bundling is a classic sales move that has been around forever philly...started with the value meal...buy more and SAVE.........wether they are selling poison, or water from the fountain of youth....they just want you to buy more of it and they will find ways to make it happen.....Things like this are funny to me....You can order 100 burgers to go just the same as you can order that box....kinda like the soda BS...i mean limiting the size will not stop someone from getting all the product they desire...a company shouldnt be in charge of an individuals self control lol...esp if it comes to burgers and fries....they are gonna have to learn at some point LOL.....
                        Right on, Paper.

                        It's a sales gimmick.

                        Here's a solution for not getting caught in their scheme.......

                        START EATING HEALTHY AND STAY AWAY FROM MCDONALD'S!
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                        • actiondan
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-16-10
                          • 3452

                          #13
                          Only available in KC?!?! Thats BS
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                          • PaperTrail07
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-29-08
                            • 20423

                            #14
                            100% McDonald's is complete dogshit...Cant remember the last time ive been to one....
                            Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                            Right on, Paper.

                            It's a sales gimmick.

                            Here's a solution for not getting caught in their scheme.......

                            START EATING HEALTHY AND STAY AWAY FROM MCDONALD'S!
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                            • rkelly110
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 10-05-09
                              • 39691

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                              Right on, Paper.

                              It's a sales gimmick.

                              Here's a solution for not getting caught in their scheme.......

                              START EATING HEALTHY AND STAY AWAY FROM MCDONALD'S!
                              NOW, you tell me. Had a coradid artery blocked and cleaned out, iliac (leg) arteries stented (4 each side)
                              and angioplasty on my left leg. They don't put you under for an angioplasty or stents, it hurts like a mother.

                              It's hereditary also. Found out after I had shit done, my aunt suffered from the exact same thing.
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                              • easyliving
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-25-12
                                • 8876

                                #16
                                they gotta let you change the quarter pounders with big macs instead, this is a great deal and I will be taking advantage of this on a weekend if they bring it here to Jersey
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                                • KingJD31
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-04-11
                                  • 8167

                                  #17
                                  All about promotion
                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                  Was this combination really so difficult to order that they had to put it in one boxed meal now?
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                                  • Koldazzice
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-08-11
                                    • 2392

                                    #18
                                    Is this really a deal? 20 mcnuggets is $4.99 1/4 lber with cheese around $3 each? so thats 6 + 5 = 11 $1.50 ish for the "medium fries" so thats $3

                                    So 5+6+3 = 14???
                                    The holy shit part is why the penetrate are they calling this a deal?
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                                    • SteveRyan
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-15-11
                                      • 1654

                                      #19
                                      Drinks not included for $14.99???

                                      If you ordered 2 quarter pounder meals with drinks and 20 nuggets it would come to $15.77.
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81450

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Koldazzice
                                        Is this really a deal? 20 mcnuggets is $4.99 1/4 lber with cheese around $3 each? so thats 6 + 5 = 11 $1.50 ish for the "medium fries" so thats $3

                                        So 5+6+3 = 14???
                                        The holy shit part is why the penetrate are they calling this a deal?
                                        So we gotta pay an extra $1 for the box???

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                                        • SteveRyan
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-15-11
                                          • 1654

                                          #21
                                          Look at it this way.

                                          If you ordered 2 QP w/cheese meals it would come to $10.78.

                                          Now, do you really need 20 nuggets? Will you even eat 10 nuggets + the burger and fries and drink?

                                          Your better off buying 10 nuggets for $4.29.

                                          Now you're up to $15.07 AND you got 2 drinks.
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