when are you too old to go to dance clubs?

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  • TonyTall
    SBR MVP
    • 08-21-13
    • 3551

    #1
    when are you too old to go to dance clubs?
    want to head out soon and try to pick up some chicks?

    how old is too old?

    would be crushing to be called 'grandpa'
  • Louisvillekid1
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-17-07
    • 52143

    #2
    ....
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    • Louisvillekid1
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-17-07
      • 52143

      #3
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      • seaborneq
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-08-06
        • 22556

        #4
        If you are 40ish your time has probably passed.
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        • NardVa
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-02-07
          • 8325

          #5
          As long as you know the music being played and can still hang until 2-3 in the morning go until you are 60.
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          • Russian Rocket
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-02-12
            • 43910

            #6
            your time is over when you start asking yourself if you're to old for clubs
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            • BennyBigNuts
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-16-12
              • 8700

              #7
              When your whole body is sore the next day and it's not from getting pussy.
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              • InTheDrink
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-23-09
                • 23983

                #8
                Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                When your whole body is sore the next day and it's not from getting pussy.
                if your whole body isnt sore the next day then you aint goin hard enough no matter how young you are
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                • Russian Rocket
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-02-12
                  • 43910

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NardVa
                  As long as you know the music being played and can still hang until 2-3 in the morning go until you are 60.
                  2-3am? amateur hour

                  clubs in Russia don't even open before 11PM- midnight...you show up around 1 and party til 6-7AM or noon if you feel like it
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                  • TonyTall
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-21-13
                    • 3551

                    #10
                    i have an array of pills

                    caffeine pills, ritalin, can get adderall if i need it. usually drink a huge cofee first

                    look about 31 years old. but going solo. scared i will be denied and left for dead
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                    • InTheDrink
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-23-09
                      • 23983

                      #11
                      solo?

                      common guey

                      thats fukkin jjer pervert level right there
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                      • TonyTall
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-21-13
                        • 3551

                        #12
                        u cant keep drinking beers for energy. you will spend most of the time in the bathroom. need to get some party drugs and really wow the chicks with your small talk
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                        • Louisvillekid1
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-17-07
                          • 52143

                          #13
                          Originally posted by InTheDrink
                          if your whole body isnt sore the next day then you aint goin hard enough no matter how young you are
                          If you're not still partying the next the day you're not going hard enough
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                          • TonyTall
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-21-13
                            • 3551

                            #14
                            yeah solo i just moved to town wife left me. didnt take anything so i have money to burn
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                            • Louisvillekid1
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-17-07
                              • 52143

                              #15
                              Originally posted by InTheDrink
                              solo?

                              common guey

                              thats fukkin jjer pervert level right there
                              I got to bars alone, sometimes...

                              Leave knowing most people...
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                              • InTheDrink
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-23-09
                                • 23983

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                I got to bars alone, sometimes...

                                Leave knowing most people...
                                clubs lkid

                                hes talking about clubs

                                very different story guey
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                                • Louisvillekid1
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-17-07
                                  • 52143

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                  clubs lkid

                                  hes talking about clubs

                                  very different story guey
                                  I know I know

                                  Never been much of a club guey

                                  I prefer to scream at tvs, do blow in bathroom @ bar/restaurants

                                  When families are eating dinner
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                                  • TonyTall
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-21-13
                                    • 3551

                                    #18
                                    yeah clubs. bars i can do. but not much going on. talking clubs with the teeny boppers trying not to look like an old perv. looks about 31 hoping i can mix in
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                                    • Russian Rocket
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-02-12
                                      • 43910

                                      #19
                                      yeah you don't go to clubs alone...that would be the weirdest shit ever
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                                      • InTheDrink
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-23-09
                                        • 23983

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                        I know I know

                                        Never been much of a club guey

                                        I prefer to scream at tvs, do blow in bathroom @ bar/restaurants

                                        When families are eating dinner
                                        dad is taking his son to take a whiz and your in there doin rails off the fukkin toilet seat

                                        unraal
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                                        • InTheDrink
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-23-09
                                          • 23983

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TonyTall
                                          yeah solo i just moved to town wife left me. didnt take anything so i have money to burn
                                          just go to the ripper and bang one of the girls in the fukkin back room ghuey
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                                          • Louisvillekid1
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-17-07
                                            • 52143

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                            dad is taking his son to take a whiz and your in there doin rails off the fukkin toilet seat

                                            unraal

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                                            • TonyTall
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-21-13
                                              • 3551

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                              yeah you don't go to clubs alone...that would be the weirdest shit ever

                                              no broseph i can pull it off i dont care if i get denied really. i just dont want to pack on 2000 calories for nothing. maybe i will record it and post it. then ill get something out of it for sure. also i can make cred at sbr
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                                              • Louisvillekid1
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-17-07
                                                • 52143

                                                #24
                                                Tony you lost me at the calories comment

                                                Where you at pal
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                                                • InTheDrink
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-23-09
                                                  • 23983

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                  Tony you lost me at the calories comment

                                                  Where you at pal
                                                  lkid they need to change the rules on this nominating shit

                                                  this would have been like the 8th post i would have nominated for you today

                                                  i was gonna post the same damn thing
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                                                  • Louisvillekid1
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-17-07
                                                    • 52143

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                    lkid they need to change the rules on this nominating shit

                                                    this would have been like the 8th post i would have nominated for you today

                                                    i was gonna post the same damn thing
                                                    Drinker

                                                    Happends to me all the time

                                                    You'd league the league Nominations...
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                                                    • TonyTall
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-21-13
                                                      • 3551

                                                      #27
                                                      dont want to drink 10 beers for nothing. have to know that im not too old here. pretty simple. imagine walter white in a club. thats what im talking about when is old too old geez
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                                                      • Louisvillekid1
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 10-17-07
                                                        • 52143

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TonyTall
                                                        dont want to drink 10 beers for nothing. have to know that im not too old here. pretty simple. imagine walter white in a club. thats what im talking about when is old too old geez
                                                        ...nevermind

                                                        I'll let drinker take this one
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                                                        • InTheDrink
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-23-09
                                                          • 23983

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                          just go to the ripper and bang one of the girls in the fukkin back room ghuey


                                                          jesus christ pal....how plain do i have to say it
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                                                          • InTheDrink
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-23-09
                                                            • 23983

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                            ...nevermind

                                                            I'll let drinker take this one
                                                            nominated
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                                                            • raydog
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 11-07-07
                                                              • 6984

                                                              #31
                                                              TT... Thursday nights usually kicks off the weekend... you might be a day early... if you dont look your age, go hang at the biggest clubs in town on the weekends... its a numbers game pal...age is in only in your mind
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                                                              • Russian Rocket
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-02-12
                                                                • 43910

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TonyTall
                                                                no broseph i can pull it off i dont care if i get denied really. i just dont want to pack on 2000 calories for nothing. maybe i will record it and post it. then ill get something out of it for sure. also i can make cred at sbr
                                                                Tony do a strange late night video where you're getting jiggy with it in the club solo - SBR cred for life guaranteed!
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                                                                • downsouth
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 01-13-11
                                                                  • 11580

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If you think you look 31 you probably look 50. And if your using I look 31 to justify your young then yes your too old to be going to the clubs trying to bag broads. And if your that old and choose to solo don't be surprised if you end up with your ass kicked by patrons and maybe even a bouncer or two. Whether you acknowledge it or not you will be the creepiest mother fukker there.
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                                                                  • ThaTopMoron
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 04-30-10
                                                                    • 27020

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I don't care for them... I just turned 29 but when people first meet me they usually guess ages 20 to 22.
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                                                                    • InTheDrink
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-23-09
                                                                      • 23983

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by downsouth
                                                                      If you think you look 31 you probably look 50. And if your using I look 31 to justify your young then yes your too old to be going to the clubs trying to bag broads. And if your that old and choose to solo don't be surprised if you end up with your ass kicked by patrons and maybe even a bouncer or two. Whether you acknowledge it or not you will be the creepiest mother fukker there.
                                                                      unfukkinraal

                                                                      taller getting hammered here
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