They said it couldn't be done but i did it

RudyRuetigger · 08-16-13, 04:35 PM

obesity?

JJJ · 08-16-13, 04:37 PM

you can finally see your dick???

kfranz31 · 08-16-13, 04:37 PM

awesome stuff

ttwarrior1 · 08-16-13, 04:38 PM

can see my rooster just fine, but neither of those is a major injury.

Ghenghis Kahn · 08-16-13, 04:41 PM

brain tumor?

Monitor-Tan · 08-16-13, 04:42 PM

1 too many blow to the head?

jjgold · 08-16-13, 04:47 PM

Bad knee and still hitting the tennis ball with authority

gauchojake · 08-16-13, 05:11 PM

Bicep injury? Goes in reverse?

Kermit · 08-16-13, 05:25 PM

ttwarrior1 · 08-16-13, 05:34 PM

no , none of those, can't believe some of you forgot the injury ive been complaining about but playing with

I have a poker game in an hour, so likely respond later and explain how i did it as well

Bcatswin · 08-16-13, 05:40 PM

TheRifleman · 08-16-13, 05:41 PM

An Penile fracture or rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea because of blunt force trauma?

It can happen:

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MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

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yisman · 08-16-13, 06:00 PM

Hip injury. Warrior healed his own hip injury magically.

SamDiamond · 08-16-13, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

no , none of those, can't believe some of you forgot the injury ive been complaining about but playing with

I have a poker game in an hour, so likely respond later and explain how i did it as well

You're shocked no one gives a shit about you or your "injuries"?

I didn't realize you were illiterate.

SamDiamond · 08-16-13, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by yisman

Hip injury. Warrior healed his own hip injury magically.

Dorito dust cures all.

muldoon · 08-16-13, 06:56 PM

Who is "they"?

The people listed on the restraining order?

TheGoldenGoose · 08-16-13, 07:15 PM

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 08-16-13, 08:59 PM

Pay Arun back you deadbeat fuk

Russian Rocket · 08-16-13, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

What major injury have i been complaining about but playing through for the last 3 years?

I'll explain later when i have time.

billysink · 08-16-13, 09:37 PM

crack rash ain't a fukkin injury

SamDiamond · 08-16-13, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by billysink

crack rash ain't a fukkin injury

zizoudane10 · 08-16-13, 09:45 PM

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points/1694370-loan-needed.html#post14572934

Pay the kid you obese ugly motherfukking stiffing liar.

ttwarrior1 · 08-17-13, 12:58 AM

how zizo? with what? sbr stole the pts i had , i came back and had nothing. Already offered cash to the guy but they said not allowed.

yes my hip is 100 percent rebuilt. In fact my hip is so bad ass now, you could hit me with a sledge hammer in the hip and it wouldn't phase me.

I was told it couldn't be done. All bones, and joints can be healed back 100 percent naturally without surgery and i did it

Whats wrong Sam? WM says hi..

I am really enjoying this rifle guys posts he is right on 100 percent.

If anyone wants to know how to heal yourself of injuries, contact me in pm or accross the street in a pm or in chat. Not selling anything. All info on helping others is free and always should be.

yis, you can't magically heal anything. It was pretty easy actually

Kermit · 08-17-13, 01:06 AM

SamDiamond · 08-17-13, 06:03 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

how zizo? with what? sbr stole the pts i had , i came back and had nothing. Already offered cash to the guy but they said not allowed.

yes my hip is 100 percent rebuilt. In fact my hip is so bad ass now, you could hit me with a sledge hammer in the hip and it wouldn't phase me.

I was told it couldn't be done. All bones, and joints can be healed back 100 percent naturally without surgery and i did it

Whats wrong Sam? WM says hi..

I am really enjoying this rifle guys posts he is right on 100 percent.

If anyone wants to know how to heal yourself of injuries, contact me in pm or accross the street in a pm or in chat. Not selling anything. All info on helping others is free and always should be.

yis, you can't magically heal anything. It was pretty easy actually

Fatass, in case you missed it.

No one gives a shit.

Just read this thread again. Everyone just pointing and laughing at the village idiot. Just like ole times.

BennyBigNuts · 08-17-13, 01:36 PM

Man, this thread is awesome.
This dude always invites the hammer on himself.
It's amazing.
Some great posts in here, including the DEAD BEAT one. I didn't know Bubblebuttluv's daddy was a stiff.

zizoudane10 · 08-17-13, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

how zizo? with what? sbr stole the pts i had , i came back and had nothing. Already offered cash to the guy but they said not allowed.

yes my hip is 100 percent rebuilt. In fact my hip is so bad ass now, you could hit me with a sledge hammer in the hip and it wouldn't phase me.

I was told it couldn't be done. All bones, and joints can be healed back 100 percent naturally without surgery and i did it

Whats wrong Sam? WM says hi..

I am really enjoying this rifle guys posts he is right on 100 percent.

If anyone wants to know how to heal yourself of injuries, contact me in pm or accross the street in a pm or in chat. Not selling anything. All info on helping others is free and always should be.

yis, you can't magically heal anything. It was pretty easy actually

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points/1694370-loan-needed-p6.html#post19396574

Fukking stiffing liar.

You have no honor.

You could have paid the guy a long long time ago.

You sorry excuse of a human being NEVER had the intention to pay.

SBR stole your points? SBR stole shit you little b1tch. And since you claim to have "negotiated" your return with John, that cant be a problem, right?

And I LOVE this sentence from you: (http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points...l#post19396336) "Compared to alot of others, ive paid quite a bit and considering the harrassment he's lucky he got anything at all. Not Arun's fault, but others."
So that's kind of logic? Really? You are embarrassing. You know what a man does? A man pays his debts. And it doesn't fukking matter wether it's a single cent or a few hundred k. That is what a man does. YOU ARE A BIG FAT STIFF.

ttwarrior1 · 08-17-13, 07:36 PM

better than being a foreigner anyday of the week. If i was stiffing , nothing would of been paid. I have 9 pm's already with people asking and swamped with messages on facebook and across the street about it.

I have 64 pts and it won't let me transfer them, or arun isn't allowed too. I posted that in the loan thread.

SamDiamond · 08-17-13, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

better than being a foreigner anyday of the week. If i was stiffing , nothing would of been paid. I have 9 pm's already with people asking and swamped with messages on facebook and across the street about it.

I have 64 pts and it won't let me transfer them, or arun isn't allowed too. I posted that in the loan thread.

Let's review the mind of Fatass.

He isn't a stiff because he paid "something".

So, if I borrow 15K from a bank, and pay them back 9K, said bank will consider that debt paid in full.

Those Little Debbie snacks have robbed him of having any chance at a rational thought.

And as an American citizen, I'm pretty sure all of the Americans on SBR would trade you for Ziz any day of the week.

greenhippo · 08-17-13, 11:10 PM

Hasn't even transferred arun a single point since logging back on. Guy isn't even a man.

gauchojake · 08-17-13, 11:15 PM

just do 2 bro

Russian Rocket · 08-17-13, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

better than being a foreigner anyday of the week. If i was stiffing , nothing would of been paid. I have 9 pm's already with people asking and swamped with messages on facebook and across the street about it.

I have 64 pts and it won't let me transfer them, or arun isn't allowed too. I posted that in the loan thread.

Kermit · 08-18-13, 12:22 AM

ttwarrior1 · 08-18-13, 01:46 AM

let me see if its restriction on me or on Arun, gonna give you 1 pt kermit. If it works then the restriction is on him. If you don't have the pt then its on my end and sbr did it which would make no sense unless sbr is saying i don't owe points. Otherwise i don't see why i would be restricted