about to write my notice for work

[darrell74]

Dear management staff,

Effective September 30th, 2013, I will terminate my own employment due to excessively banging the general manager's grandmother from behind, a little too often.

Sincerly,
the greatest employee of all time

[billysink]

why you gotta get just cuz you knocked the fukkin bats outta granny?

If it worked like that weeder would be homeless

[Russian Rocket]

[Dutch]

I like it. I like it a lot. Make it a fancy ass letter. Spray the letter with cologne, with something classy like Drakkar Noir and what not.

[darrell74]

Dutch understands

[greenhippo]

Add pictures of said encounters or they won't believe you.

[billysink]

Add pictures of said encounters or they won't believe you.

Hippo you want bones and batter go get some fukkin chikkin.

[innovation]

They never mentioned granny use to be a man.

somehow employers always get the last last.

[actiondan]

What if you need a reference?

[Jayvegas420]