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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26320

    #1
    What a Day in My Life is Like...
    4:30am-7:15am Sleep
    7:15am-7:20am go upstairs to see if grandma is still alive. Say Good morning and go back downstairs.
    7:20am-7:45am print sheets of lines from pinnacle, and start the water in the bath.
    7:45am-8:30am Soak in bath and review the lines, circle anything that seems suspicious or intriguing.
    8:30am-9:40am Go upstairs and eat Bran Flakes Cereal with 1 glass of Pineapple Juice or Coffee with no sugar to the side. Peek outside to check the weather for local events, take Adbullah's paper.
    9:40am-9:50am: Check twitter, respond to fan mail, and tweet Giant to share some emotions.
    9:50am-9:59am: Check registered SBR players for the 10am tourney, if line-up is tough and more than 21 players, don’t play.
    10:00am10:45am: Contact my domestic and international inside sources for any valuable information. Wait for responses eagerly.
    10:45am-12:00pm – Fill up bucket with warm bath water, bring it to grandma, and watch Price is Right with my grandma
    12:00pm-3:00pm-Sign into SBR, read every thread, and check who easyliving betting on.
    3:00pm-4:30 pm: Snack on dried figs, apple, and crackers and watch and root The Giant in the 3:00pm SBR Poker tourney. Make notes and debrief them with the Giant via twitter.
    4:30pm-5:00pm- Take medication and drink lots of water. Eat dinner if any, if not, walk to corner store and buy loaf of garlic bread.
    5:00pm-10:00pm. Set up base, watch lines, and follow activity. Post on SBR and update fans with any important influential inside information.
    10:00pm-12:00am: Respond to thank you mail and Celebrate and request withdrawls (partial)
    12:00am-3:00am: Check line-ups for following day, lines, breaking news, and incorporate it into my methodology to dissect the match-ups the following day and for the upcoming NFL season.
    3:00am-4:15am- 100 Consecutive Jumping Jacks and drink 8 glasses of water, medication and check twitter and SBR again.
    4:15am-4:30am Bedtime prayers.
  • Eddy Munny
    Benched
    • 08-13-13
    • 15769

    #2
    Incidentally, between 4:30-7:15am, I'm usually upstairs shagging your grandma and pilfering medication and dried figs.
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    • ItsMeMrMattE
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-30-10
      • 5294

      #3
      your a strange one aren't you...
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      • Ghenghis Kahn
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-02-12
        • 19736

        #4
        less than 3 hours of sleep? no wonder you are an oddball.
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        • theballsflop
          SBR MVP
          • 06-22-13
          • 1483

          #5
          'take Adbullah's paper'

          penetrate Abdullah
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          • tony_come
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-31-10
            • 21695

            #6
            Sellweed, you don't piss or shit throughout the day?
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            • Seaweed
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 01-19-12
              • 26320

              #7
              Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
              less than 3 hours of sleep? no wonder you are an oddball.
              What is normal? Any successful serious capper sleeps no more than 5. Einstein was same.
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              • Seaweed
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-19-12
                • 26320

                #8
                Originally posted by tony_come
                Sellweed, you don't piss or shit throughout the day?
                Yes,but I don't schdule their occurance it's too much pressure. Happens sporadically.
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                • tony_come
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-31-10
                  • 21695

                  #9
                  Let me know when you shit

                  Thanks sellweed
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                  • Eddy Munny
                    Benched
                    • 08-13-13
                    • 15769

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tony_come
                    Sellweed, you don't piss or shit throughout the day?
                    Of course he does. This thread for example, was one big, steamy pile.
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                    • Seaweed
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-19-12
                      • 26320

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tony_come
                      Let me know when you shit

                      Thanks sellweed
                      Usually when Eddy Munny (Never Fkin Heard of him) talks
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                      • ItsMeMrMattE
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-30-10
                        • 5294

                        #12
                        after 8 glasses of water at 4:15am, im guessing the piss happens between 7:45am-8:30am. its like goin in the pool but just without any of the guilt, right seaweed.
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                        • Eddy Munny
                          Benched
                          • 08-13-13
                          • 15769

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                          Usually when Eddy Munny (Never Fkin Heard of him) talks
                          Posts are better when they make sense.
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                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-02-12
                            • 19736

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ItsMeMrMattE
                            after 8 glasses of water at 4:15am, im guessing the piss happens between 6:15am-6:30am.
                            fyp
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                            • tony_come
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-31-10
                              • 21695

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ItsMeMrMattE
                              after 8 glasses of water at 4:15am, im guessing the piss happens between 7:45am-8:30am. its like goin in the pool but just without any of the guilt, right seaweed.
                              Sharp post here
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                              • Seaweed
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-19-12
                                • 26320

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ItsMeMrMattE
                                after 8 glasses of water at 4:15am, im guessing the piss happens between 7:45am-8:30am. its like goin in the pool but just without any of the guilt, right seaweed.
                                Drinking 8 glasses you'll never sleep in. I don't swim. Enjoyment not worth risk of dying.
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                                • JohnnyD4916
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-14-10
                                  • 1572

                                  #17
                                  You should leave the house a couple of times a day.
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                                  • Killer_Demo
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 06-15-08
                                    • 8409

                                    #18
                                    I bet your more pale than milk
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                                    • Goat Milk
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-24-10
                                      • 25850

                                      #19
                                      congrats
                                      Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                      • iifold
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-25-10
                                        • 11111

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                        12:00pm-3:00pm-Sign into SBR, read every thread, and check who easyliving betting on.
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                                        • Fidel_CashFlow
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-03-12
                                          • 53972

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JohnnyD4916
                                          You should leave the house a couple of times a day.




                                          4:30pm-5:00pm- Take medication and drink lots of water. Eat dinner if any, if not, walk to corner store and buy loaf of garlic bread.
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                                          • tony_come
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-31-10
                                            • 21695

                                            #22
                                            Sellweed no time to jerk off?
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                                            • The Giant
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-21-12
                                              • 21480

                                              #23
                                              I've always said that my favorite 10 minutes of the day are between 6:40 and 6:50 when Seaweed and I share emotions. A lot of laughs, a lot of tears, and a lot of heartfelt emotions.

                                              Words can't describe how much those minutes mean to me.

                                              Thank you, Seaweed.
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                                              • JohnnyD4916
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 04-14-10
                                                • 1572

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                4:30pm-5:00pm- Take medication and drink lots of water. Eat dinner if any, if not, walk to corner store and buy loaf of garlic bread.
                                                A COUPLE of times a day meaning more than once.
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                                                • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-03-12
                                                  • 53972

                                                  #25
                                                  sarcasm eludes you
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                                                  • ItsMeMrMattE
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-30-10
                                                    • 5294

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tony_come
                                                    Sellweed no time to jerk off?
                                                    4:15am-4:30am Bedtime prayers

                                                    prayer means different things to different people, but in essence it just wishing for things you dont have, like real pussy. and being thankful for things you do have, like 2 hands.
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                                                    • tony_come
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-31-10
                                                      • 21695

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ItsMeMrMattE
                                                      4:15am-4:30am Bedtime prayers

                                                      prayer means different things to different people, but in essence it just wishing for things you dont have, like real pussy. and being thankful for things you do have, like 2 hands.
                                                      Unreal sharp as a samurai
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                                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-18-11
                                                        • 7537

                                                        #28
                                                        Weeder you do o'course realize you missed out on an easy 100pts I was gonna give you coupla days ago.

                                                        Seems like you live a life squandering great spots/opportunities which doesn't reflect well on a supposed handicappin sharp


                                                        Better pull it together soon and tighten up for NFL, pal.......
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                                                        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-18-11
                                                          • 7537

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by tony_come
                                                          Sellweed no time to jerk off?
                                                          The Giant takes care of all of those kinds of needs so weeder's covered... no need to schedule in.
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                                                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-02-12
                                                            • 19736

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by The Giant
                                                            I've always said that my favorite 10 minutes of the day are between 6:40 and 6:50 when Seaweed and I share emotions. A lot of laughs, a lot of tears, and a lot of heartfelt emotions.

                                                            Words can't describe how much those minutes mean to me.

                                                            Thank you, Seaweed.
                                                            is that what you call phone sex nowadays?
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                                                            • ttwarrior1
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 06-23-09
                                                              • 28492

                                                              #31
                                                              what meds are u on, you don't have many twitter posts or fans, so whats up with needing 2 hours
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                                                              • sweep
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 10-09-10
                                                                • 16755

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                                Of course he does. This thread for example, was one big, steamy pile.




                                                                shots fired!
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                                                                • BennyBigNuts
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 04-16-12
                                                                  • 8700

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                                  Of course he does. This thread for example, was one big, steamy pile.
                                                                  ROFL
                                                                  Well played.
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                                                                  • Kermit
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 09-27-10
                                                                    • 32823

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Your grandma takes a bath in a bucket?
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                                                                    • pulledclear
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-19-12
                                                                      • 6684

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                      4:30am-7:15am Sleep
                                                                      7:15am-7:20am go upstairs to see if grandma is still alive. Say Good morning and go back downstairs.
                                                                      7:20am-7:45am print sheets of lines from pinnacle, and start the water in the bath.
                                                                      7:45am-8:30am Soak in bath and review the lines, circle anything that seems suspicious or intriguing.
                                                                      8:30am-9:40am Go upstairs and eat Bran Flakes Cereal with 1 glass of Pineapple Juice or Coffee with no sugar to the side. Peek outside to check the weather for local events, take Adbullah's paper.
                                                                      9:40am-9:50am: Check twitter, respond to fan mail, and tweet Giant to share some emotions.
                                                                      9:50am-9:59am: Check registered SBR players for the 10am tourney, if line-up is tough and more than 21 players, don’t play.
                                                                      10:00am10:45am: Contact my domestic and international inside sources for any valuable information. Wait for responses eagerly.
                                                                      10:45am-12:00pm – Fill up bucket with warm bath water, bring it to grandma, and watch Price is Right with my grandma
                                                                      12:00pm-3:00pm-Sign into SBR, read every thread, and check who easyliving betting on.
                                                                      3:00pm-4:30 pm: Snack on dried figs, apple, and crackers and watch and root The Giant in the 3:00pm SBR Poker tourney. Make notes and debrief them with the Giant via twitter.
                                                                      4:30pm-5:00pm- Take medication and drink lots of water. Eat dinner if any, if not, walk to corner store and buy loaf of garlic bread.
                                                                      5:00pm-10:00pm. Set up base, watch lines, and follow activity. Post on SBR and update fans with any important influential inside information.
                                                                      10:00pm-12:00am: Respond to thank you mail and Celebrate and request withdrawls (partial)
                                                                      12:00am-3:00am: Check line-ups for following day, lines, breaking news, and incorporate it into my methodology to dissect the match-ups the following day and for the upcoming NFL season.
                                                                      3:00am-4:15am- 100 Consecutive Jumping Jacks and drink 8 glasses of water, medication and check twitter and SBR again.
                                                                      4:15am-4:30am Bedtime prayers.
                                                                      Sammy did you quit Taco Bell?
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