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  • frogsrangers
    Restricted User
    • 04-25-12
    • 5792

    #1
    List of posters on this board whose asses you would kick?
    If I were to fight SamDiamond I would be at least a -500 favorite. Assuming he would even show up, I have challenged him to a fight several times before and named the time/location and he has never shown up. With that being said, assuming he was forced to fight me and had to be dragged into the ring, I would kick his ass pretty easily. He might get a few lucky punches in the early rounds but then BAM HERE COMES MY LEFT BLOW. It would knock him into a daze and I would finish him off with a punch to his ribs and then win by knockout with a right hook to the nose.

    I would also be favored pretty heavily against Mikeyanks23. He would be a piece of cake. I'd have his ass so red that worms would think it was an apple.

    InTheDrink would be an easy ass kicking because he is the type who probably sits around all day watching TMZ and shows like American Idol. He has get together with his fellow guy friends to watch So You Think You Can Dance? And the Bachelor.

    Lastly I think Grits N Gravy is someone I could go fist-to-fist with and come out triumphant. No one knows much about him but I just have a feeling that I could dispatch him and be declared winner in a fight against him. Not sure if he is the type of brawler or scrapper that could end up winning a fight against me.
  • SamDiamond
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-19-12
    • 6107

    #2
    Retard.

    I have told you where you can find me.

    Over/and Over.

    Stick to Pokemon son.

    You're out of your league here.

    I'm curious. When the board outed you, did you feel like a complete waste of life? I'll give you credit. Most people have enough self-esteem to stay away. Not you. You just raised your chin a little higher.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Maybe Benny
      Shady
      Bigday
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      • SamDiamond
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-19-12
        • 6107

        #4
        Frogs...

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        • RubberKettle
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-28-09
          • 6421

          #5
          Pokemon master settle down
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          • allabout the $$$
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-17-10
            • 9843

            #6
            its really easy to sit behind a keyboard and be a warrior. does it make you feel good? does it make you feel like you won the pokemon tournament?
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            • SamDiamond
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-19-12
              • 6107

              #7
              I'm thinking this thread isn't going the way Froggy imagined it would.
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              • Grits n' Gravy
                Restricted User
                • 06-10-10
                • 13024

                #8
                Fros I would be at least -150000 to knock you out cold. You are delusional. Save your allowance and come back to Vegas for Mayweather fight weekend and you will get your shot. Otherwise you should keep your delusions of being a tough guy to yourself.
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                • opie1988
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-12-10
                  • 23429

                  #9
                  There is a 1000% chance I could kick Mayan's ass. No fukkin doubt. I have tried to fight him well over a 1/2 dozen times, and each time he either feigns an injury or says his car broke down on the way to the fight location. Fukkin pisses me off.
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                  • Grits n' Gravy
                    Restricted User
                    • 06-10-10
                    • 13024

                    #10
                    Keep up the amusing stories though fros. Tell us more about the big job offer you had at Aria and how you were killing it at LVH on college fb but had to return home broke and to take another big job offer to coach pee wee pokeman.

                    You are a complete and utter joke and pathological liar. I'd say you have balls but getting buried on an anonymous forum repeatedly doesn't require balls, just lack of a life and general ignorance which you have in large amounts.
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                    • Grits n' Gravy
                      Restricted User
                      • 06-10-10
                      • 13024

                      #11
                      Originally posted by opie1988
                      There is a 1000% chance I could kick Mayan's ass. No fukkin doubt. I have tried to fight him well over a 1/2 dozen times, and each time he either feigns an injury or says his car broke down on the way to the fight location. Fukkin pisses me off.

                      Stick to tackling middle aged bald guys in hotel hallways. Far more entertaining than beating up Tatoo from Fantasy Island.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Gritter are you a big guy??

                        Do you think Opie can take you??

                        Opie is 6-7 , 269

                        Strong as an ox
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                        • The Prick
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-31-05
                          • 4965

                          #13
                          you girls are fuggin funny.

                          most of you aint never been in a scrap and it gonna happen now.

                          aint gonna find noboby to throwdown with on yer trips between the couch and the fridge mosta you homos dont leave the house
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                          • The Giant
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-21-12
                            • 21480

                            #14
                            Have two posters, that actually hated each other, ever gotten together for a fight?

                            I'm guessing the answer is no.
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                            • teaserpleaser
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 08-14-08
                              • 26015

                              #15
                              Rifleman,retard, crisp if you remember that retard I probably wouldn't beat their ass just have a come to Jesus meeting with those pussys
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                              • ItsMeMrMattE
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-30-10
                                • 5294

                                #16
                                i guess i missed out on the back story to this pokemon stuff. seems funny.
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                                • tto827
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 10-01-12
                                  • 9078

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                  There is a 1000% chance I could kick Mayan's ass. No fukkin doubt. I have tried to fight him well over a 1/2 dozen times, and each time he either feigns an injury or says his car broke down on the way to the fight location. Fukkin pisses me off.
                                  By car you mean shopping cart pushed by his mother right.?
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                                  • tto827
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-01-12
                                    • 9078

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ItsMeMrMattE
                                    i guess i missed out on the back story to this pokemon stuff. seems funny.
                                    Guy made ridiculous claims, people figured out who he was based on them. He had made up a fake Wikipedia type page about himself stating all his life accomplishments (half of which were related to like 4th place Pokemon tourney finished)
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                                    • BIGDAY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 02-17-10
                                      • 48245

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Maybe Benny
                                      Shady
                                      Bigday
                                      Odds have settled in...
                                      Bigday -450
                                      CornBin +400

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                                      • ZetaPsi808
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-18-08
                                        • 12119

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by tto827
                                        Guy made ridiculous claims, people figured out who he was based on them. He had made up a fake Wikipedia type page about himself stating all his life accomplishments (half of which were related to like 4th place Pokemon tourney finished)
                                        woah... link?
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                                        • The Kraken
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 12-25-11
                                          • 28918

                                          #21
                                          Billy sink, no doubts
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                                          • tto827
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 10-01-12
                                            • 9078

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                            woah... link?
                                            I'll contact darkhat investigators and get them to post the link or send it to me and I'll post it, can't find it on my phone.
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                                            • BIGDAY
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 02-17-10
                                              • 48245

                                              #23
                                              Nobody wants a piece of me...

                                              Ive been cow tippin.

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                                              • RealSlimShady
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-24-07
                                                • 6249

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                Maybe Benny
                                                Shady
                                                Bigday
                                                Im ready to fight you, tough guy
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                                                • Russian Rocket
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-02-12
                                                  • 43910

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by tto827
                                                  Guy made ridiculous claims, people figured out who he was based on them. He had made up a fake Wikipedia type page about himself stating all his life accomplishments (half of which were related to like 4th place Pokemon tourney finished)
                                                  the guy was so buried, he had to create another thread asking mods to delete the burial thread
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                                                  • The Kraken
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                    • 28918

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                                    the guy was so buried, he had to create another thread asking mods to delete the burial thread
                                                    Thread where he asks for mods to delete


                                                    this thread


                                                    That whole exchange still cracks me up.

                                                    For anyone that missed it, start at page 8.
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                                                    • SamDiamond
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 10-19-12
                                                      • 6107

                                                      #27
                                                      So, Froggy creates a thread, and somehow manages to bury himself all over again about his Pokemon talent.
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                                                      • billysink
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 03-29-09
                                                        • 5172

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                        Billy sink, no doubts
                                                        Damn hoss why you kickin my ass

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                                                        • rkelly110
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 10-05-09
                                                          • 39691

                                                          #29
                                                          Was on froggies list last year when I owned him in the political forum.
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                                                          • Swinging Johnson
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-12-09
                                                            • 7604

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            Gritter are you a big guy??

                                                            Do you think Opie can take you??

                                                            Opie is 6-7 , 269

                                                            Strong as an ox
                                                            And hung like a mosquito....
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                                                            • PhillyFlyers
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-27-11
                                                              • 8245

                                                              #31
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                                                              • ItsMeMrMattE
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-30-10
                                                                • 5294

                                                                #32
                                                                so all of this stuff about being a millionaire is made up? i love Palios Pizza. it would be cool if this was true. http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Willie-Leiss

                                                                and yo frogger your right in my area bro.
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                                                                • King Mayan
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-22-10
                                                                  • 21326

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                                                  Stick to tackling middle aged bald guys in hotel hallways. Far more entertaining than beating up Tatoo from Fantasy Island.
                                                                  fukking uncle Tom stick to pumping Asian hookers..
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                                                                  • King Mayan
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 09-22-10
                                                                    • 21326

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by tto827
                                                                    By car you mean shopping cart pushed by his mother right.?
                                                                    fukk the mad tv mascot talking shit
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                                                                    • Ghenghis Kahn
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-02-12
                                                                      • 19734

                                                                      #35
                                                                      i feel so much love in this thread.

                                                                      i guess people won a lot of money this weekend...
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