Holy Fukkin Shit! "Angel Priest" Appears Out Of Nowhere, Rescues, Disappears!

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  • PhillyFlyers
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-27-11
    • 8245

    #1
    Holy Fukkin Shit! "Angel Priest" Appears Out Of Nowhere, Rescues, Disappears!
    The riddle of the 'angel priest': Holy man appeared from nowhere to pray with trapped girl and rescuers in traffic accident, told them she would be OK and then vanished

    • Katie Lentz was hit head-on by a drunk driver on Sunday morning on an isolated stretch of Missouri highway
    • Emergency workers battled for over an hour to rescue her but they couldn't free her from the car wreck
    • Lentz requested a moment of prayer and a priest appeared - even though the road was blocked off
    • He prayed and told the rescuers that Lentz would now be freed - and she was
    • They turned to thank him - but he was gone


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-vanished.html
  • Dutch
    SBR MVP
    • 09-21-10
    • 4339

    #2
    ...but he was gone.


    A priest that couldn't be bothered to hang around and possibly give a woman her last rites. Holy fukkin shit!!!
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    • Jimmy Proffett
      SBR MVP
      • 10-20-09
      • 2729

      #3
      Sounds like something from the novel Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk. Fake.
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      • SamDiamond
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-19-12
        • 6107

        #4
        Should have asked the priest for last night's powerball numbers.
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        • muldoon
          SBR MVP
          • 01-04-10
          • 4397

          #5
          Saves an adult in her Mercedes...allows millions of children to die in war and famine. Welcome to selective "miracles".

          She must have been dressed as an alter boy...no way a catholic priest would have even given her a 2nd glance.
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          • SamDiamond
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-19-12
            • 6107

            #6
            Originally posted by muldoon
            Saves an adult in her Mercedes...allows millions of children to die in war and famine. Welcome to selective "miracles".

            She must have been dressed as an alter boy...no way a catholic priest would have even given her a 2nd glance.
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            • PhillyFlyers
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-27-11
              • 8245

              #7
              Originally posted by muldoon
              Saves an adult in her Mercedes...allows millions of children to die in war and famine. Welcome to selective "miracles".

              She must have been dressed as an alter boy...no way a catholic priest would have even given her a 2nd glance.
              This is fukking retarded.

              Blame God for wars that man starts against himself.
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              • itchypickle
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-05-09
                • 21452

                #8
                I heard it was just Tim Tebow on his way to practice...so he couldn't stay for questions.
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                • muldoon
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-04-10
                  • 4397

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                  This is fukking retarded.

                  Blame God for wars that man starts against himself.
                  Not for the war...blaming your fantasy god for not intervening in the lives in the children affected, bozo.

                  You'd mock someone your age for believing in Santa or Thor.

                  Grow up.
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                  • zizoudane10
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-27-12
                    • 7272

                    #10
                    Originally posted by muldoon
                    Not for the war...blaming your fantasy god for not intervening in the lives in the children affected, bozo.

                    You'd mock someone your age for believing in Santa or Thor.

                    Grow up.
                    Exactly. An adult that believes in Santa is insane, and adult that believes in "God" is normal?
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                    • a4u2fear
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-29-10
                      • 8147

                      #11
                      dailymail.co.uk
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                      • TheRifleman
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-30-12
                        • 7284

                        #12
                        God is 100% real..what are you people talking about.

                        This is fact.
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                        • Chuck Beezy
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 06-02-13
                          • 172

                          #13
                          Sounds like the priest was one of the firemen... or one of the firemen was the priest.
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                          • zizoudane10
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 03-27-12
                            • 7272

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheRifleman
                            God is 100% real..what are you people talking about.

                            This is fact.
                            Of course he/she is. As real is my chainsmoking unicorn.
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                            • guitarjosh
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-25-07
                              • 5797

                              #15
                              Originally posted by muldoon
                              Not for the war...blaming your fantasy god for not intervening in the lives in the children affected, bozo.

                              You'd mock someone your age for believing in Santa or Thor.

                              Grow up.
                              Or maybe god doesn't like kids
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                              • zizoudane10
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 03-27-12
                                • 7272

                                #16
                                Originally posted by guitarjosh
                                Or maybe god doesn't like kids
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                                • gauchojake
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 09-17-10
                                  • 34116

                                  #17
                                  Jesus liked kids. Coincidence? I think not.
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                                  • DrStale
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-07-08
                                    • 9692

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                    This is fukking retarded.

                                    Blame God for wars that man starts against himself.
                                    How 'bout the African AIDS babies who get raped by those looking to cure their disease? Guess they should just pray next time.
                                    Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                    If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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