Did you know the star of Kick-Ass movie married a 46 year old and hes 23???

[bettilimbroke999]

WTF?

This bitch already has 2 daughters from the 10^8 dicks she's sat on in during a life that started out in Ancient Greece that live with her and hes already knocked her up with another couple daughters in the past 3 years for good measure (hey your grandmas nice but why doesnt your mom give you away at your wedding, I see your dad but where's your mom...that IS my mom!).

Talk about a complete sucker right out of the gate...no offense Im sure the girl is smart with a good personality but forty fukin six when you're 23 rich, good lookin, famous and apparently straight...why not marry a fukin 80 year old...I mean seriously if you find saggin wrinkled skin attractive why not go all the wayf with it

He got caught jerkin off to Betty White the other day

[bettilimbroke999]

Well now I understand...he began dating her at 19 WHEN SHE WAS 43 but she was of course a filthy fukin rich cougar and was the director of his unheard of straight to the garbage video film Nowhere Boy (appropriate title of year award winner for 2009).

So he got a little tired of givin backstage rimjobs to pay the rent and he finally gave in and said fuk this and spat out the latest load and started banging and successfully impregnating rich grandma Turner (Jackpot!) and thought he had just cashed in since he was a brokedik muthafuka who no one knew existed and did nothing but appear in a couple films with budgets less than hardcore gay porn (his next best option)...but fate had other plans

Just as he and his gf of a year Sam Wood or Sam Taylor-Wood or as they called her on the plantation Massa Wood were celebrating the birth of their daughter and filing for social security Kick-Ass comes out and makes him fukin rich and famous and of course being a moderately good-looking 20 year old he could now legally bang 16 year old pussy til his dick fell off and not have to wakeup to that withered husk everyday but then Methusala announces she's pregnant with yet ANOTHER daughter (holy fukin hell pull out of that geezer every once in awhile) and decided that since her golddigging boyfriend was finally of legal age and now rich himself and would soon be seriously considering telling her to have someone else clean her dentures and drop her off at the nearest nursing home that she'd go ahead and dust off the wedding dress she wore in 67' and try marriage again

Their 20 year anniversary hell but just over 40 and she'll be 67...he plans to get her a walker and a power scooter

[DwightShrute]

age is just a number. Enjoy what you have while you got it and if you are happy then who gives a penetrate what others think. Life is too short to worry about shit like this.

[innovation]

Her daughters must be smoking hawt.

[keyboarding]

... when you're 23 rich, good lookin, famous and apparently straight...

I sense a bit of jealousy. Explains the rant over something so unbelievably trivial.

God bless you, sodomite.

[Foxx]

Her daughters must be smoking hawt.

Well, they are 16 and 8. Simmer down.

[bettilimbroke999]

Well, they are 16 and 8. Simmer down.

He'll be banging the daughter in 2 years when hes 25 and shes 18 and his old lady is 50...if he doesnt already

She got with him and got knocked up when he was a broke as fuk nobody suckin cocks for rent money and she was buying homes for 11 million and paying WITH CASH...trust me if this kid were given the choice now hed be fukin those 18 year old Hollywood actresses right now (I suspect his anyway and a divorce is a year or 2 away). In their pictures on the red carpet I was sure it was his mom and I even thought she looked a little old to be his mom...like she mustve had him in her 30s or something

[PaperTrail07]

Good for him....he is doing-what he wants-and who he wants-whenever he wants----

[PaperTrail07]

Atleast he can hit it w/ no rubber and prob not get her prego LOL....

[bettilimbroke999]

Good for him....he is doing-what he wants-and who he wants-whenever he wants----

50 bucks says he's thinkin about the 16 year old daughter while he's ramming her

[PaperTrail07]

I dunno....in the future....100%....I think right now he is loving her veteran ways........he's got plently of young ladies he could swoop if he wanted too....he wanted something he didnt think he ould get i guess haha...

50 bucks says he's thinkin about the 16 year old daughter while he's ramming her

[muldoon]

So much effort in caring who this dude loves/bangs.

On top of that, the ability to read his mind and play out some personal fantasies.

[Ratpack]

well they have 2 kids together

[marcoloco]

this thread needs pics

[BennyBigNuts]

this thread needs pics

Yup, didn't read.

[keyboarding]

this thread needs pics

Asked if he agrees with Sam's recent description of him as an ''old soul'', he said: ''I guess so. And she's a young spirit. We complement each other, for sure, both in our work and on an everyday level. She pushes and inspires me, and I Hope I do the same for her.''

[BennyBigNuts]

He looks like a closet-flame, shes a cute old bitch trying to feel young.
Perfect match.

[innovation]

Fukk she's ugly with make up. I'd never wait to see what she looks like in the morning .

[Russian Rocket]

she's a one ugly cougar, but probably has got enough ties in the industry to keep him on a short leash

[Russian Rocket]

He looks like a closet-flame, shes a cute fulgy old bitch trying to feel young.
Perfect match.

fixed it for ya Benzo...you probably didn't have your reading glasses on my friend

[BennyBigNuts]

fixed it for ya Benzo...you probably didn't have your reading glasses on my friend

LOL
For 46, she's ok.
I didn't mean she was hot by any means brah.
I'd jam that if I was running bad, plus she's loaded.
Money makes a 3 look like a 9.

[Russian Rocket]

[BennyBigNuts]

YIKES
That's a better pic.
I retract my statement from before lol.

[bettilimbroke999]

These pics remind me of when Anna Nicole married that 200 year old geezer about 6 months before he croaked but in reverse...this bitch must have a fukin fortune and I mean FORTUNE...what is this woman like the daughter of a studio owner or something?

When they first started dating in 2009 she paid 11 million pounds CASH for a new home that's right CASH! I guess Aaron feels after doing 10 years with this disgusting old hag hell still be just 33 (when she's 56) and can get half her shit and pound 18 year olds daily and do lots of drugs to forget all the years he spent eatin out that old wrinkled grey puss...now whether he prefers guys or girls is up to some serious debate.

[TheMoneyShot]

Which one is the 23 year old?

[Ratpack]

the funny part is i think she wears the pants in the relationship cause he took HER last name who does that anymore

[Bluehorseshoe]

He looks like he married Paul Mccartney's ex.

[bettilimbroke999]

The more I think about it this kid may really be a genius...hell stay with her 10 years and when shes bout 60 he gets half of all her shit and one of those Nicole Brown Simpson type of divorce payment plans 25k month alimony + 4k food (bc with that 25k a month and free house you just got you can't afford to buy your own Big Macs)....you hear about this everyday with younger women and rich old men you just dont ever see it reversed

Hey if a fukin nanny can marry Tiger Woods for 5 years and get 250 million go for it

[Ghenghis Kahn]

are you a f\*g? do you subscribe to us magazine?

why do you give a fukk and get emotionally involved in what other people do?

you're the type that talk shit about your friends behind their backs. mind your business pal.

[innovation]

the funny part is i think she wears the pants in the relationship cause he took HER last name who does that anymore

somebody who wants a sugar momma

[bettilimbroke999]

somebody who wants a sugar momma

Bingo

He's completely committed to his plan to get half her shit in 10 years....rare to see that kind of dedication these days. He's hooked a horny rich cougar and nothing like having to take her last name is going to stand in his way