Photos: I Met This Girl Tonight... But What's Wrong With This Chick?

Dilo · 07-20-13, 01:42 AM

she has hair like steve nash...now pay me my money

Dr.Gonzo · 07-20-13, 02:32 AM

Oversized nose and forehead, attempts to hide it with fringe.

KingJD31 · 07-20-13, 02:48 AM

Gonzo nailed it,shouldn't be a reason to not smash though

Originally posted by Dr.Gonzo

Oversized nose and forehead, attempts to hide it with fringe.

Seaweed · 07-20-13, 03:06 AM

what was wrong with her????????

sourtwist · 07-20-13, 03:34 AM

Ummm, everything above her shoulders.

Seaweed · 07-20-13, 03:58 AM

Originally posted by sourtwist

Ummm, everything above her shoulders.

She is lovely be quiet.

Seaweed · 07-20-13, 03:58 AM

Her teeth arent great but everything else looks delightful

Seaweed · 07-20-13, 03:59 AM

She does kind of have an iron face but i'm sure it will flatten out

Seaweed · 07-20-13, 04:00 AM

Also the right bridge of her nose looks a bit bumpy

Fidel_CashFlow · 07-20-13, 04:50 AM

quite honestly. You can nitpick at some things with any women thats not airbrushed.
If you only worrying bout smashing and are single
then u would be a fool to not bang that out and contort her lil frame into a pretzel

TheGoldenGoose · 07-20-13, 05:11 AM

She's mute.

Dr.Gonzo · 07-20-13, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose

She's mute.

Good call, thought of this as soon as I clicked post.

BennyBigNuts · 07-20-13, 05:41 AM

Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose

She's mute.

This could be the correct answer, she has a gypsy-inbred look to her.
Bad hearing is very common in those.

That or she could be anorexic?
Definitely a one-nighter smash play either way.

Diesel79 · 07-20-13, 05:47 AM

She looks like Jelena Jankovic

vladfan · 07-20-13, 06:07 AM

Her 5 head.

a4u2fear · 07-20-13, 06:19 AM

she was a man. thank you come again.

challa8 · 07-20-13, 06:24 AM

she is a transgender

ArchieBunker · 07-20-13, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

I couldn't even tell from these photos what was wrong with her... can any of you guys figure it out?

These were the photos she sent to me from her phone. But I couldn't tell until I met her.

In The Center

On The Left

On The Right

smash and dash

onemoregoal · 07-20-13, 07:07 AM

under 5 feet tall......... Her grandfather is also her father.

artyfudgepacker · 07-20-13, 07:24 AM

i would pack her !!!!!!

jjgold · 07-20-13, 12:34 PM

TV????

MoneyLineDawg · 07-20-13, 12:37 PM

Looks like a human version of a mini-horse.....But still smash and dash

tony_come · 07-20-13, 12:53 PM

Nothing very do fukk able

Seaweed · 07-20-13, 01:05 PM

what's the answer??

Ced's shadow · 07-20-13, 01:09 PM

Either mute or deaf, if we saw her feet it would give us the answer

retard · 07-20-13, 01:10 PM

Sex change?

Seaweed · 07-20-13, 01:19 PM

She wouldn't have a phone if she was deaf and mute

Seaweed · 07-20-13, 01:19 PM

No adams apple so cant be a man

Grits n' Gravy · 07-20-13, 01:44 PM

She is mentally challenged since she sent you pics to begin with.

TheMoneyShot · 07-20-13, 01:55 PM

Here's the answer....

While she was walking towards me from about a 1 block distance... she had the sunglasses covering her face... skinny body... dressed really elegantly... the things that make you point NORTH... like Peter North. As she got closer to that 1/4 block radius... I noticed her rear projection forehead.... which I didn't think too much of it... until we got side by side... and well.... this is the only photo on the internet that I could find that resembles what I saw...

Luckily before I arrived to see her... I already had 3 shots of pinnacle Vodka in my system. I was in happy go lucky mood. It cracks me up too when girls are around her... they are quite envious of her twig frame. And I'll admit... with her tiny bod... booty shorts on... small rack... you just want to break that twig. You know?

And oddly enough... her lips in person are amazing... cok sucking lips for sure. But clearly she's at least a 3 dater before you get a kiss. Maybe a 5 dater before you get a hand on your cok. And maybe a 7 dater before you slip it in. She is fun to be around though. This is going to be a work in progress.

EmpireMaker · 07-20-13, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Here's the answer....

While she was walking towards me from about a 1 block distance... she had the sunglasses covering her face... skinny body... dressed really elegantly... the things that make you point NORTH... like Peter North. As she got closer to that 1/4 block radius... I noticed her rear projection forehead.... which I didn't think too much of it... until we got side by side... and well.... this is the only photo on the internet that I could find that resembles what I saw...

Luckily before I arrived to see her... I already had 3 shots of pinnacle Vodka in my system. I was in happy go lucky mood. It cracks me up too when girls are around her... they are quite envious of her twig frame. And I'll admit... with her tiny bod... booty shorts on... small rack... you just want to break that twig. You know?

And oddly enough... her lips in person are amazing... cok sucking lips for sure. But clearly she's at least a 3 dater before you get a kiss. Maybe a 5 dater before you get a hand on your cok. And maybe a 7 dater before you slip it in. She is fun to be around though. This is going to be a work in progress.

yet she sent you a picture of herself in a hotel room

pronk · 07-20-13, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

what's the answer??

Bipolar nun

Kermit · 07-20-13, 03:03 PM

She appears to have a rather large overbite.

jnickell100 · 07-20-13, 03:15 PM

Has anyone called this guy out on his bullshit yet? Who meets girls and is so insecure has to go and post pictures on an Internet forum to up his e cred.