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  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
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    #1
    Does Anyone Here Rinse Their Face With Diluted Urine? ( You Should Start)...
    I was turned off by it at first and didn't believe its benefits but after only 2 weeks of doing this daily I am noticing HUGE changes to my face's complexion. I look younger and more vibrant. Does anyone else do this? A quick google search will give you more details
  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
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    #2
    http://www.goodmanlivingwell.com/urine.htm
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    • SamDiamond
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      • 10-19-12
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      #3
      Sea, I've never tried it, but someone told me "Dried Hooker Feces" works even better.

      Here's what you do. Get a hooker, have her shit in a bag-- place in sun for 24 hours.

      Rub into your face.

      Get back to us how it works out.

      Here's the site.

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      • Seaweed
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        • 01-19-12
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        #4
        Sammy, I'm serious. Results speak for themselves
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        • Dutch
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          • 09-21-10
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          #5
          six, seven times a day.
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          • smokenjoke
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            • 10-16-12
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            #6
            Why dilute it? Just go full strength
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            • Seaweed
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              • 01-19-12
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              #7
              Originally posted by Dutch
              six, seven times a day.
              Wow,too much is not good. Best in moderation and don't over do it
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              • freeVICK
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                • 01-21-08
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                #8
                Only on sbr
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                • JR007
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                  • 02-21-10
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                  #9
                  they used urine in the middle ages, but this is the the 21st century
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                  • Dilo
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                    • 03-01-13
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                    #10
                    I just pissed into my lotion that I use to moisturize my face. I have to admit, I'm really looking forward to seeing the results.
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                    • Kermit
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                      • 09-27-10
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                      #11
                      Seaweed that is an Urban Legend.
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                      • Russian Rocket
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                        • 09-02-12
                        • 43910

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dilo
                        I just pissed into my lotion that I use to moisturize my face. I have to admit, I'm really looking forward to seeing the results.
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                        • Seaweed
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                          #13
                          Kermit, it's not, I'm speaking from 1st hand expierience
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                          • Kermit
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                            #14
                            You know, there is actually Seaweed deep cleansing face cream.

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                            • rkelly110
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                              • 10-05-09
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                              #15
                              Yep, piss has your stem cells in it. Using diluted piss to gargle prevents cavities also. What you can do is piss in the
                              toilet, wash your face and gargle at the same time.
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                              • Kermit
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                                • 09-27-10
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                                #16
                                Seaweed, you know what is another Urban Legend? That young fellow in your avatar is actually Marilyn Manson.
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                                • tony_come
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                                  • 03-31-10
                                  • 21695

                                  #17
                                  Have someone piss on your face

                                  Fresh at best
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                                  • Russian Rocket
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                                    • 09-02-12
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                                    #18
                                    Seaweed I just ordered you this bathtub...I'm sure both you and your grandma would appreciate this masterpiece

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                                    • Seaweed
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                                      • 01-19-12
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                                      #19
                                      Disgusting
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                                      • Seaweed
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                                        • 01-19-12
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                                        #20
                                        Face has improved from this drastically
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                                        • pronk
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                                          • 11-22-08
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                                          #21
                                          What would Giant say about this???
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                                          • grease lightnin
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                                            • 10-01-12
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                                            #22
                                            Hey Seaweed, did you know if your hand is bigger than your face it means you're retarded?
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                                            • packerd_00
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                                              • 05-22-13
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Kermit
                                              Seaweed, you know what is another Urban Legend? That young fellow in your avatar is actually Marilyn Manson.
                                              I thought that was Paul Fiefer from Wonder Years.
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                                              • Seaweed
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                                                • 01-19-12
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                                Hey Seaweed, did you know if your hand is bigger than your face it means you're retarded?
                                                Mine is about the same size
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                                                • Dutch
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                                                  • 09-21-10
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                                                  #25
                                                  I give my neighbors wife vicodin to piss in my mouth, some of it gets on my face.

                                                  I look younger, more vibrant.
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                                                  • Eddy Munny
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                                                    • 08-13-13
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Dilo
                                                    I just pissed into my lotion that I use to moisturize my face. I have to admit, I'm really looking forward to seeing the results.
                                                    Hope that's not the same lotion you use to crank one out.
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                                                    • chipper
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                                                      • 01-07-10
                                                      • 1994

                                                      #27
                                                      I think I'll stick with soap...
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                                                      • Spanks
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by pronk
                                                        What would Giant say about this???
                                                        he is the donor...
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                                                        • PokinSmot
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                                                          • 08-21-10
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • Smoke
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                                                            • 10-09-09
                                                            • 48111

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Kermit
                                                            You know, there is actually Seaweed deep cleansing face cream.

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                                                            • Let's Go Rangers
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                                                              • 03-18-12
                                                              • 8918

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                                              Sea, I've never tried it, but someone told me "Dried Hooker Feces" works even better.

                                                              Here's what you do. Get a hooker, have her shit in a bag-- place in sun for 24 hours.

                                                              Rub into your face.

                                                              Get back to us how it works out.

                                                              Here's the site.

                                                              http://www.DriedHookerFeces.com
                                                              I think that is where the phrase Shitfaced came from
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                                                              • SBR Annie
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                                                                • 08-13-12
                                                                • 1013

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                I was turned off by it at first and didn't believe its benefits but after only 2 weeks of doing this daily I am noticing HUGE changes to my face's complexion. I look younger and more vibrant. Does anyone else do this? A quick google search will give you more details

                                                                Weeder, Can you take a photo of yourself to prove your statement? After that, I'll try myself
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                                                                • SBR Annie
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                                                                  • 08-13-12
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Smoke

                                                                  Smokey try it
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                                                                  • Smoke
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                                                                    • 10-09-09
                                                                    • 48111

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SBR Annie
                                                                    Smokey try it
                                                                    Anything for you Annie
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                                                                    • SBR Annie
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-13-12
                                                                      • 1013

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Smoke
                                                                      Anything for you Annie




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