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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    10 Reasons To Date An SBR Poster
    Some people might be ashamed that they are a full time gambler and SBR Poster but not me. When I meet people I will tell them exactly what I do. I will not settle for anybody because I am who I am and I am proud to be the best at what I do. Do others feel the same? Are you ashamed to tell people you are an SBR Poster? I hope not. We should make people appreciate and look up to us at what we do here. My grandma knows I post here every day but she doesn't understand the internet so she thinks I'm wasting my time. I call it investing. I think we should come up with a list of 10 reasons why dating an SBR poster is something to be sought for not avoided.

    I will start with the first few 1) We are passionate at what we do ; 2) We never quit until we are satisfied; 3) We are able to provide for the less fortunate.

    Others??
  • downsouth
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-13-11
    • 11580

    #2
    Originally posted by Seaweed
    Some people might be ashamed that they are a full time gmabler and SBR Poster but not me. When I meet people I will tell them exactly what I do. I will not settle for anybody because I am who I am and I am proud to be the best at what I do. Do others feel the same? Are you ashamed to tell people you are an SBR Poster? I hope not. We should make people appreciate and look up to us at what we do here. My grandma knows I post here every day but she doesn't understand the internet so she thinks I'm wasting my time. I call it investing. I think we should come up with a list of 10 reasons why dating an SBR poster is something to be sought for not avoided.

    Others??
    I actually was under the impression your grandma knew quite a few of the posters here very well. Am I confused?
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    • Seto
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-16-11
      • 12906

      #3
      Full time gambler? Didn't you go busto not too long ago?

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      • The Giant
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-21-12
        • 21480

        #4
        Does your grandma still use a VCR that has a wire remote?
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        • downsouth
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-13-11
          • 11580

          #5
          ANd you still owe me points from a while ago.

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          • GUMMO77
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-23-10
            • 9294

            #6
            Originally posted by downsouth
            I actually was under the impression your grandma knew quite a few of the posters here very well. Am I confused?

            What time is your Skype session with grandma tonight, DS?
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            • downsouth
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-13-11
              • 11580

              #7
              Originally posted by GUMMO77
              What time is your Skype session with grandma tonight, DS?

              I actually try to book the late ones. I prefer to talk once the dentures have already came out.
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              • GUMMO77
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-23-10
                • 9294

                #8
                Originally posted by downsouth
                I actually try to book the late ones. I prefer to talk once the dentures have already came out.
                Amazing! I don't have enough $$$ for the non-denture sessions. I get her early in the morning; about the time Weeder is eating is Corn Flakes.
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                • Seaweed
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 01-19-12
                  • 26318

                  #9
                  Originally posted by downsouth
                  ANd you still owe me points from a while ago.

                  http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points...l#post18311276
                  I thought I paid you off?
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                  • Seaweed
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-19-12
                    • 26318

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seto
                    Full time gambler? Didn't you go busto not too long ago?

                    Haven't bet since Spurs lost but I have been saving money and collecting from insurance for damages so I will be back
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                    • Seaweed
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-19-12
                      • 26318

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Giant
                      Does your grandma still use a VCR that has a wire remote?
                      She still has a VCR and always asks me to put it on Channel 3 when she wants to watch her Dallas or Gilligans Island tapes
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                      • Seaweed
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-19-12
                        • 26318

                        #12
                        Originally posted by downsouth
                        I actually was under the impression your grandma knew quite a few of the posters here very well. Am I confused?
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Nobody wants gamblers

                          I am a big gambler and cannot get laid

                          14 years fukkin dry

                          I cannot even get a chick to call me........gamblers are poison to chicks

                          If you do drugs and dont gamble girls will want you
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                          • Seaweed
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 01-19-12
                            • 26318

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Nobody wants gamblers

                            I am a big gambler and cannot get laid

                            14 years fukkin dry

                            I cannot even get a chick to call me........gamblers are poison to chicks

                            If you do drugs and dont gamble girls will want you
                            Winning gamblers are different from losing gamblers
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                            • Seto
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-16-11
                              • 12906

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Seaweed
                              Haven't bet since Spurs lost but I have been saving money and collecting from insurance for damages so I will be back
                              A person who actually depends on gambling for income and wants to be respected for it as they feel it's a job like any other would not allow themselves to go busto though. No?
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                              • Seto
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-16-11
                                • 12906

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Nobody wants gamblers

                                I am a big gambler and cannot get laid

                                14 years fukkin dry

                                I cannot even get a chick to call me........gamblers are poison to chicks

                                If you do drugs and dont gamble girls will want you


                                at least with most.
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                                • ArchieBunker
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-21-11
                                  • 1512

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                  She still has a VCR and always asks me to put it on Channel 3 when she wants to watch her Dallas or Gilligans Island tapes
                                  Seaweed send granny to me she won't have time to watch Dallas and Gilligans Island episodes
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                                  • Seaweed
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 01-19-12
                                    • 26318

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Seto
                                    A person who actually depends on gambling for income and wants to be respected for it as they feel it's a job like any other would not allow themselves to go busto though. No?
                                    Seto you are point once again.
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                                    • Seaweed
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-19-12
                                      • 26318

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ArchieBunker
                                      Seaweed send granny to me she won't have time to watch Dallas and Gilligans Island episodes
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                                      • tony_come
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-31-10
                                        • 21695

                                        #20
                                        Smokie is not dry
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                                        • ArchieBunker
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-21-11
                                          • 1512

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Seaweed
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                                          • Seto
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-16-11
                                            • 12906

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                            Seto you are point once again.
                                            Try to be disciplined with your next roll (your comeback is around NFL season if I recall correctly). If you think you have the capping skills to be a winner it would be a shame to let your discipline slow you down.
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                                            • Seaweed
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-19-12
                                              • 26318

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ArchieBunker
                                              offside
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                                              • Seaweed
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 01-19-12
                                                • 26318

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Seto
                                                Try to be disciplined with your next roll (your comeback is around NFL season if I recall correctly). If you think you have the capping skills to be a winner it would be a shame to let your discipline slow you down.
                                                I excel in the NFL. It is the only time of year where I am 100 percent focused. I have never had a losing NFL season as far back as I can remember. I can't wait.
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                                                • Seto
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-16-11
                                                  • 12906

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                  I excel in the NFL. It is the only time of year where I am 100 percent focused. I have never had a losing NFL season as far back as I can remember. I can't wait.
                                                  I don't think I ever have either.

                                                  Though that may have something to do with the fact that I don't bet NFL.

                                                  Good luck.
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                                                  • ArchieBunker
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-21-11
                                                    • 1512

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                    offside

                                                    Seaweed would make an excellent grandpa
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                                                    • ArchieBunker
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-21-11
                                                      • 1512

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ArchieBunker
                                                      Seaweed would make an excellent grandpa
                                                      When granny goes to sleep we head for the bars
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                                                      • ArchieBunker
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-21-11
                                                        • 1512

                                                        #28
                                                        YO
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                                                        • Seaweed
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 01-19-12
                                                          • 26318

                                                          #29
                                                          ArchieBunker, Leafs are the team to beat in 2014 and you know you can't deny that.
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                                                          • ArchieBunker
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 02-21-11
                                                            • 1512

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                            ArchieBunker, Leafs are the team to beat in 2014 and you know you can't deny that.
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                                                            • ArchieBunker
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 02-21-11
                                                              • 1512

                                                              #31
                                                              Have a good night have to get up at 4
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                                                              • ArchieBunker
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 02-21-11
                                                                • 1512

                                                                #32
                                                                Leafs


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                                                                • Iw1nBets
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 02-20-13
                                                                  • 164

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Damn yo, I thought you were offering up your butthole for a minute there.

                                                                  Let me know if you change your mind mayne...
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                                                                  • ArchieBunker
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-21-11
                                                                    • 1512

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Iw1nBets
                                                                    Damn yo, I thought you were offering up your butthole for a minute there.

                                                                    Let me know if you change your mind mayne...
                                                                    Yo Bets WTF
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                                                                    • peacebyinches
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-13-10
                                                                      • 1112

                                                                      #35
                                                                      #4. similar to 3: Our unwavering charitable nature; its a well known fact that an average poster donates around 60% of their yearly income to third world countries, much of the time these donations are sent even while heavily intoxicated/suicidal/dodging bill collectors

                                                                      the world must know how much we sacrifice for the greater good !!

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