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  • Smoke
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-09-09
    • 48111

    #1
    How did JJ get fat in jail?
    Something doesnt add up here... right slimmer.... :
  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #2
    It's called commissary. Look it up.

    They goto the "store" and get shit tons of honey buns, candy, Raman noodles, ect

    Most people actually get fat in jail
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    • GUMMO77
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-23-10
      • 9294

      #3
      Inmates have friends and family sneak in buckets of KFC all the time in their body cavities.

      JJ must have some good SBR friends.
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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #4
        Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
        It's called commissary. Look it up.

        They goto the "store" and get shit tons of honey buns, candy, Raman noodles, ect

        Most people actually get fat in jail
        I know all about that guey but most people dont sit around and eat they fukkin work out and shit pump iron to pass time. and noodles and candy dont make you really fat . Pizzas and burgers do and thete aint no fukkin pizzas burgers and steaks in jail bra. l dont know any guey who went to jail and came out a fat fukk
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        • Wrigley
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-28-07
          • 7268

          #5
          I do not think we will see videos of JJ shirtless until he loses30-40 pounds he gained alot of weight
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          • gummo
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-04-06
            • 6297

            #6
            Seen George Zimmerman lately?
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            • Louisvillekid1
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-17-07
              • 52143

              #7
              Anybody who thinks JJ went to jail is a fukkin idiot.

              get w/ the fukkin program,
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              • Monitor-Tan
                SBR MVP
                • 02-20-11
                • 4460

                #8
                1 too many man meat..
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                  Anybody who thinks JJ went to jail is a fukkin idiot.

                  get w/ the fukkin program,
                  thats my point. he never went. he just sat around all day at home and stuffed his face with pizza, burgers, twinkies, ho ho's and king dongs. He was depressed land so he ate and ate and ate
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                  • Louisvillekid1
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-17-07
                    • 52143

                    #10
                    He's broke, grace period has passed, players talk dead, do the math...
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                    • CarpeDime
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-01-09
                      • 7873

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                      It's called commissary. Look it up.

                      They goto the "store" and get shit tons of honey buns, candy, Raman noodles, ect

                      Most people actually get fat in jail
                      yes

                      plus lets just say the free prison food is not exactly organic non-GMO whole grain crap

                      if you decide to spend your time working out, yes you get deasel

                      if not you get fukin fat
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                      • Russian Rocket
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-02-12
                        • 43910

                        #12
                        Originally posted by gummo
                        Seen George Zimmerman lately?
                        Zimmer didn't get fat in jail...it was all home-cooking for ya
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                        • raydog
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-07-07
                          • 6984

                          #13
                          he was only allowed to post at the farming site...what was that shit, agweb
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                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-02-12
                            • 19734

                            #14
                            it's a sausage fest in jail. you figure it out...
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                            • CanuckG
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-23-10
                              • 21978

                              #15
                              What the fukk
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                              • Iwinyourmoney
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-18-07
                                • 18368

                                #16
                                county jails have no work out programs, weights, ect

                                County jails are for people fighting cases or if you are serving time. 363 days or less

                                County jails are basically giant holding buildings.

                                Prisons are for people serving 365 days + and they have all the weights and shit.

                                In county all u can do is basically sit-ups, push-ups, and walk back and forth a lot
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                                • grantingyou
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 09-05-10
                                  • 624

                                  #17
                                  JJ sucked a lot of rooster and swallowed a ton of jizz. This is why he is a fat loser.

                                  Wish he stayed away.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    It was not a high security facility..more for anger issues
                                    I actually looked at abr about 7 times the last 9 months for a few minutes each time
                                    The running girls thing just added to it

                                    Learned a lot,,,you play you pay

                                    I am not fat.....lets not start....more powerful build that anything

                                    5-4...stocky
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                                    • King Mayan
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-22-10
                                      • 21326

                                      #19
                                      welcome back you fat fukk
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                                      • Louisvillekid1
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-17-07
                                        • 52143

                                        #20
                                        JJ more sensitve now and his format is off.

                                        Rusty coach Rusty
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                                        • opie1988
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-12-10
                                          • 23429

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          It was not a high security facility..more for anger issues
                                          I actually looked at abr about 7 times the last 9 months for a few minutes each time
                                          The running girls thing just added to it

                                          Learned a lot,,,you play you pay

                                          I am not fat.....lets not start....more powerful build that anything

                                          5-4...stocky


                                          VERY stocky!!
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                                          • RealSlimShady
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-24-07
                                            • 6249

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            It was not a high security facility..more for anger issues
                                            I actually looked at abr about 7 times the last 9 months for a few minutes each time
                                            The running girls thing just added to it

                                            Learned a lot,,,you play you pay

                                            I am not fat.....lets not start....more powerful build that anything

                                            5-4...stocky
                                            JJ, you fat, bald fukk.
                                            You weren't in for pimping.....you have no game to lure any broad to give you their money and body. Common, pal
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                                            • Louisvillekid1
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-17-07
                                              • 52143

                                              #23
                                              JJ's not back until I see him bury someone,

                                              I'm going to text Bronxer to get his ass back on the scene
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Shady??? Huh????

                                                Low end girls..mainly coke girls on street and pilled out girls

                                                Ages I focused on was 45-70 year old market

                                                Girls were from 35 to 50...not really hot but a market
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                                                • RealSlimShady
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-24-07
                                                  • 6249

                                                  #25
                                                  Coach, you seem much mellower now....less anger...
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                                                  • CarpeDime
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-01-09
                                                    • 7873

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Shady??? Huh????

                                                    Low end girls..mainly coke girls on street and pilled out girls

                                                    Ages I focused on was 45-70 year old market

                                                    Girls were from 35 to 50...not really hot but a market
                                                    yes you see jj is smart

                                                    it is a market, smaller and not glammerus but thats why easy market to go for

                                                    kind of like wnba, cfl, etc etc
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                                                    • Smoke
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 10-09-09
                                                      • 48111

                                                      #27
                                                      Unrael hes already talkin too himself
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82840

                                                        #28
                                                        JJ said in the interview he was in a facility..not jail. You get nice food in a facility. You can even order delivery 3 times a week.
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                                                        • Smoke
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-09-09
                                                          • 48111

                                                          #29
                                                          He's fat and plump now
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Paver some guys are not bright like you

                                                            I made over 15k running older ladies..I stayed under the radar until this chick turned me in

                                                            Claimed I did not give her enough

                                                            I was at 60-40

                                                            I only took 40% and did all the legwork and did all the security by myself
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                                                            • InTheDrink
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-23-09
                                                              • 23983

                                                              #31
                                                              jj most importantly where do i stand for poster of the month gueye
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                                                              • Smoke
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 10-09-09
                                                                • 48111

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                Paver some guys are not bright like you

                                                                I made over 15k running older ladies..I stayed under the radar until this chick turned me in

                                                                Claimed I did not give her enough

                                                                I was at 60-40

                                                                I only took 40% and did all the legwork and did all the security by myself
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                                  jj most importantly where do i stand for poster of the month gueye
                                                                  Drinker it starts Aug 1st
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                                                                  • ApricotSinner32
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 11-28-10
                                                                    • 10648

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Welcome back ya mother fuker
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                                                                    • bobbyfk
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-19-09
                                                                      • 15218

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                                      Anybody who thinks JJ went to jail is a fukkin idiot.

                                                                      get w/ the fukkin program,
                                                                      This
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