So you thinl you're a good handicapper, huh? Oh, come on don't make me laugh! Do you-

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  • Sawyer
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-01-09
    • 7761

    #1
    So you thinl you're a good handicapper, huh? Oh, come on don't make me laugh! Do you-


    Can you predict girls' horroscopes? Which month they're born in? A true, real skilled handicapper should be able to predict opposite sex's horroscope, which month she was born in with an at least %60 rate. Do you?

    I do, lol.

  • mighty maron
    SBR MVP
    • 04-20-09
    • 4215

    #2
    Originally posted by Sawyer
    Can you predict girls' horroscopes? Which month they're born in? A true, real skilled handicapper should be able to predict opposite sex's horroscope, which month she was born in with an at least %60 rate. Do you?

    I do

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    • Sawyer
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-01-09
      • 7761

      #3
      Guys, making a right guess on girl's sign is ticket to sex, you can be sure about it.

      Here's some hints!

      If girl is too bitchy/sexy, and you feel like she's interested in sex..she may be a SCORPION. Recommended extremely for SEX! Scorpios are very relax about sex. You can easily feel it.

      Girl has gorgeous hair and very self confident, enjoys luxury, and a little bit narcist, then %100 LION. Again, very good for sex!

      Girl looks too unpredicatable! Her spirit changes every moment, but she looks colorful, you like it, it's GEMINI! (Twins) Again, very open for sex. Not good for relation ships but super for short relationships..Also super for sex, soon you will discover this girl is a one-girl-harem, keeping many girls inside her personality!

      Girl looks like a hopeless romantic. Just too emotional. She keeps crying..FISH without doubt! Good for romantic relations, not so good for sex. She cries when she's having orgasm, lol..and may be devoted hopelessly to you, be careful!

      Girl looks very romantic. And she take cares of you..like a mother! She acts like a mother and she is very romantic, sensitive about you. CANCER (Crab) without doubt!

      Girl is Miss-Know-It-All, very annoying. She acts like Miss-Wise. She is extremely logical and boring. Aquarius!

      Girl looks like an independent person. She likes freedom. She is a funny person. May be an Sagittarius/Archer! Recommended for sex!
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      • easyliving
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-25-12
        • 8876

        #4
        Originally posted by Sawyer

        Girl has gorgeous hair and very self confident, enjoys luxury, and a little bit narcist, then %100 LION. Again, very good for sex!
        this one is spot on
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        • 23batu23
          SBR Rookie
          • 02-01-14
          • 2

          #5
          Originally posted by Sawyer

          If girl is too bitchy/sexy, and you feel like she's interested in sex..she may be a SCORPION. Recommended extremely for SEX! Scorpios are very relax about sex. You can easily feel it.

          Girl has gorgeous hair and very self confident, enjoys luxury, and a little bit narcist, then %100 LION. Again, very good for sex!


          Girl looks very romantic. And she take cares of you..like a mother! She acts like a mother and she is very romantic, sensitive about you. CANCER (Crab) without doubt!
          above is %92 accurate.
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          • pulledclear
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-19-12
            • 6684

            #6
            60% of the time, it works every time. Dead as a hammer.
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            • lucullus
              SBR MVP
              • 09-16-13
              • 1027

              #7
              I think you guy's will find astrology pretty spot on but there are more variables involved to really pinpoint a person requiring you to do more work in the field.
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