Is this some kind of subtle jab at me, a known mustache wearer?
Another conspiracy against me?
I'd like an explanation.
Another conspiracy against me?
I'd like an explanation.

Pal do you know how to recognize a woman to a man?
Obviously I'm 100% sure that is not me!
Pal do you know how to recognize a woman to a man?
Obviously I'm 100% sure that is not me!