For the past few days a man in what looks like a sherriff outfit has been knocking on my front door. It looks like he left a paper attached to the door. Im too scared to look. What should I do?
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Break out the Iphone and record yourself getting whatever he left, then post on SBR, Could just be a pizza coupon, If served most states require a signature.Comment -
This sounds like a job for Seaweed.Comment -
I didnt show up for jury duty a few weeks back im thinkin this not goodComment -
Eviction noticeComment -
Could beComment -
Smoke
I dont want to see you on Americas Most Wanted
Your dead to meComment -
Well jeez thanks for finally showing up gueyOriginally posted by Mikeyanks23Comment -
Smoke the anticipation is killing me here, what the fuk is on that paper!?!?!Comment -
Afraid to look. Im just going to ignore the paper and whoever is at the door. I am not going to jail or courtOriginally posted by Ra77erComment -
Seaweed's version " Should I Open this Pacakage" Smokey version "Should I Open the Door".
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Originally posted by SBR AnnieSeaweed's version " Should I Open this Pacakage" Smokey version "Should I Open the Door".
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Originally posted by Seaweed
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Change the order of the numbers affixed to your house.
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Originally posted by Smoke
Is this true smokey?
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Get a Rottweiler and chain him to the front door.
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unfortunately yes. annie can you post my bail if I go to jail?Originally posted by SBR AnnieIs this true smokey?Comment -
Originally posted by Smoke
Oh so sad to hear that! But if you haven't commited any crime and did not disobeyed any laws in your community then I think you must not be afraid.If I were you, try to open the paper and see what's inside of it.Comment -
no cant do it annie. I didnt show up for jury duty sonim assuming this is what its about. I shall hide like anne frank. If I stop posting you will know what happenedOriginally posted by SBR AnnieComment -
Oh i see smokey. well I think it is still much better if you get the paper and take a look at it so that you will know what's the letter all about. After you've read it.. put it back in front of your door the way it was put.Comment -
I cant annie im scared shitless there might be a guy out in the car waiting for me. I cant even turn the lights on tonight. Pitch black darkness no tv eitherOriginally posted by SBR AnnieComment -
Computer is ONComment -
Cell phoneOriginally posted by tony_come
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Smokie don't be a fukking wuss - open that fukking door and read to us what that fukking note says.Originally posted by SmokeCell phoneComment -
You're shafted smoke, obviously some judge is pissed at you for something but don't worry because it's not a big deal. Next time he shows up - just offer him a cookie or sandwich.Originally posted by SmokeComment -
Rub your own feces on all your windows and face then sit N wait for him to come see ya again...
Open the door normally and say can I help you Sir........Comment -
Might check in the morning
In pitch black darkness right now
Looking out window with binoculars
Theres a guy sitting in a black dodge chargerComment -
You probably going to jail, which would be heaven for you and your anus.Comment -
Smoke, don't be scared of it. You should write a note telling the sheriff to F off, leave it on the door for him to see it.Comment -
Dildo's got a point hereOriginally posted by DiloComment -
Seaweed had that neighbor he was scared of
A shut in problemComment -
Ask him if he wants pizza with extra sausageComment -
Be careful. I'm sure you saw this. You eerily resemble the victim. Don't let it be take 2
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This is what Pauley calls......Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
"Thursday!"
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