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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Should I open This Package?
    I hardly ever get mail but this morning i got a suspicious package in the mail from illinois, it's a white packet with no return address. I just placed it on my floor, it weighs about a pound. I didn't want to shake it incase it's a bomb or something. I don't know anyone in Illinois so I'm thinking maybe it's from SBR? Can someone confirm this before I open it?
  • Fidel_CashFlow
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-03-12
    • 53970

    #2
    Im from Illinois if that makes you feel any better.
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    • Seaweed
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-19-12
      • 26318

      #3
      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
      Im from Illinois if that makes you feel any better.
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      • Kermit
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 09-27-10
        • 32555

        #4
        Post a picture of it.
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        • SamDiamond
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-19-12
          • 6107

          #5
          Set it on fire, see what happens.
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          • Seaweed
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-19-12
            • 26318

            #6
            I'm going to open it slowly
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            • Smoke
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-09-09
              • 48111

              #7
              Have a bird poo on it first for good luck
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              • Broncos
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 12-17-12
                • 862

                #8
                Did I just hear an explosion?
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                • konck
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-17-06
                  • 12554

                  #9
                  Probably just like you....full of shit
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                  • Monitor-Tan
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-20-11
                    • 4460

                    #10
                    Originally posted by konck
                    Probably just like you....full of shit
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                    • ticklz
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 02-29-12
                      • 962

                      #11
                      open it...whats the worst that could happen
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                      • Smoke
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-09-09
                        • 48111

                        #12
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                        • Seaweed
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 01-19-12
                          • 26318

                          #13
                          Good news friends, it was just a sample of Indian Gooseberry
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                          • ArchieBunker
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-21-11
                            • 1512

                            #14
                            Seaweed Leafs chocked as usual when are you going to set me up with granny
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                            • ArchieBunker
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-21-11
                              • 1512

                              #15
                              Seaweed cmon pal can't figure out why you won't arrange for me to date granny
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                              • TwoWays
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-24-10
                                • 13145

                                #16
                                Great thread. Next make one as to whether you should go outside for the first time in your life.
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                                • Russian Rocket
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-02-12
                                  • 43910

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TwoWays
                                  Great thread. Next make one as to whether you should go outside for the first time in your life.
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                                  • pulledclear
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-19-12
                                    • 6684

                                    #18
                                    Could be Helen trying to contact you from the dead.
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                                    • Seaweed
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-19-12
                                      • 26318

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                      Not funny Russia. The world is a scary place.
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                                      • Smoke
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-09-09
                                        • 48111

                                        #20
                                        I wish it were anthrax daddy
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                                        • Seaweed
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 01-19-12
                                          • 26318

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by smoke
                                          i wish it were anthrax daddy
                                          a b c d f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
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                                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-03-12
                                            • 53970

                                            #22
                                            why did you leave me by myself today Seaweed.

                                            im still not over it just to let you know.



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                                            • Seaweed
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-19-12
                                              • 26318

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                              why did you leave me by myself today Seaweed.

                                              im still not over it just to let you know.



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                                              • Iw1nBets
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 02-20-13
                                                • 164

                                                #24
                                                Seaweed, you can open my "package", anytime, anywhere, any place...
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                                                • Iw1nBets
                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                  • 02-20-13
                                                  • 164

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Iw1nBets
                                                  Seaweed, you can open my "package", anytime, anywhere, any place...
                                                  I meant sex, just in case it was unclear...
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