So i go into this eatery for lunch with my girl..im in my 40's...she's 24 ish maybe. She has an amazing chest and when she comes by to take my order etc i stare and do it so she knows in loving that. Anyways, there seems to be a thing possibly going on etc between us..maybe its just flirting. When i went to pay my bill i said sorry i was inappropriate...because I wanted to see if she caught on what I was doing. She said I like inappropriate and did she say something to me..i said nah. She goes out of her way bigtime to make my visit there comfie and quite welcoming. I wanna ask for her cell..is this beuing too upfront?? Not used to being caught up with with a younger girl in this type of thing/whatever it is. Thoughts...
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next time stare at her
and order some milk.
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ah shucks, maybe she likes you. Next time write a note asking her to go out on a date, and leave two empty boxes, one for check yes and one for check no. Coulda closed it in the restroom pal.Comment -
WowsersComment -
Where exactly is the problem here?Comment -
she may have been on an ego trip or she likes older men and found you attractive....either way enjoy it....lets you know you arent dead yet....get that dick wet
i remember how my ex used to get when id tip a female waitress nicely or say "oh thats why you wanted to come here"....lol.....
in my younger days i used to have my way with girls like this.....nyc...indy...wherever i was....remember picking up a young light skinned black chick at a nordstroms in indy when i went to see the pats play....dropped like 700 on clothes....this chick was wet as penetrate....chick started making small talk which lead to more revealing i was from out of town to see my pats....she stated she loved the pats as well( i i won her when she said her favorite player played for the pats and i said "let me guess...rodney harrison"...and lets say later that night i had my way after a nice dinner at st elmos with my father lol.....remember going to nyc for mosley/cotto fight with a bunch of my boys....this latina waitress started flirting with me and making comments to my friends.....later that night after a booze/coke filled evening i gave her the night of her life....lol.....oh man...god....i need a fuckin time machine....now look at meComment -
did you motorboat them? you motorboating son of a bitch! you old sailor you...how they built...for speed or comfort...where is she?..is she in the house?Comment -
She wants a tip your imagining things. Next.
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wow, some of the responses are kinda agressive huh...im asking the forum if i should see this as an opportunity for asking her out etc...or if this was just an act..Comment -
Just make sure you don't pull out.Comment -
ok, so i went to her job tonight and somehow got her number...this will be interestingComment -
She worked you pal
I bet you gave her a nice tip
That's all she wantsComment -
I'm totally confused with they way you worded your story.
1. Who's 24 years old? Your girl? (GIRLFRIEND) or the waitress?
2. Who's were you staring at? I'm assuming the waitress?
3. When you go and pay your bill who are you apologizing too? Your girlfriend? Or the waitress?
4. You said "she likes inappropriate" again... does your girlfriend like inappropriate meaning she got turned on by you staring at someone elses? or you had a brief discussion with the waitress while paying your bill? Then where the heck was your girlfriend?
Story is so choppy.
If you're talking about a waitress who is 24... just get her number. Don't know what you're waiting for?Comment -
He's talking about his hand
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usually girls with big "chests" arent the skinniest if you know what i mean have fun though. Let off some fireworks in her vajayjay for the 4th.Comment -
He means sperm not actual fireworks....just don't want sbr responsible for another fiascoComment -
i said to the 24 yr old waitress..sorry if i was inappropriate. I did that to see if she was aware that i was staring at her chest, she said back to me, i like inappropriate. Looks like it's best i not come there with girlfriend again..it's making this entire thing cloudy.Comment -
it's obvious she wants you to spray all over her floppers.
if ur in your 40s, get a move on.Comment -
That story was good for a laugh,gotta admit.
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disgusting old manComment -
When your in your forties your not really spraying anything anymore. Its more just a sad drip.
Just enough to remind you of when you used to be able to pull out and hit her in the eye across the bed or on top of her head from behind. At 40, your lucky if you can pull out and make it past her ass crack.Comment -
If this was at Hooters it's their job to flirt with everyoneComment -
Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what is real and not real; Think clearly; Have normal emotional responses; Act normally in social situations.Comment -
So what happended with the Young lady,you said you were going back.Comment -
Aske her what time she works, take her out on her day off, don't be slow! Tell her your a Colts' Fan!!!Comment -
Take your Meds!Comment
