You are Over 50 ? Is life half way over or just starting ?

[paw]

One of my buddies is turning 51 next week and now realizes his life is damn near 3/4 of the way completed ? All the shit we take for granted when we are Young

[Stallion]

3/4 of his life is over.

[CarpeDime]

All the shit we take for granted when we are Young

like what? specifics please, thanks

[Mikail]

At that milestone life in this world is nearing the inevitable end.

[TwoWays]

it's done. get a cane and limp your azz around town looking for early bird specials.

[dante1]

like what? specifics please, thanks

excellent health is the one that immediately comes to mind

[TwoWays]

like what? specifics please, thanks

joint juice instead of red bull

[Ghenghis Kahn]

like what? specifics please, thanks

for you pal, clean buttocks vs dirty crusty don't wipe good after a runny shit buttocks.

[James D]

its closer to 2/3 or even 6/10 over. But yes over is accurate.

[I/O]

One of my buddies is turning 51 next week and now realizes his life is damn near 3/4 of the way completed ? All the shit we take for granted when we are Young

Most of the bullshit is behind him. His quality of life now should be improved with the knowledge and experience.

This does depend somewhat on what options he has given himself now from his first 50 years.

Onward and Upward

[chipper]

Since I just turned 50 I SURE hope that things are just getting started and not 3/4 of the way over. I'd like to think that I will live to at least 80 which means 60 we be the 3/4 mark!

[nyplayer33]

you won't realize the end as it will be over...

[nyplayer33]

i'd take being 50 now then a younger generation..you do realize that full time jobs will become a thing in the past and the 20 yr olds will work till they are 75

[rkelly110]

Over.

Grey hair, thick rooster type hairs growing out of your ears, nose and eye brows.

Start to get a pot belly. Energy levels are slowly decreasing. Testosterone down.

Sex once a month instead of a couple times a week.

Fart more. Pee stream down 50%.

Medical issues start arising.

If unemployed, have fun trying to find a job. Your days of making top dollar are over.

[TheGoldenGoose]

Over.

Grey hair, thick rooster type hairs growing out of your ears, nose and eye brows.

Start to get a pot belly. Energy levels are slowly decreasing. Testosterone down.

Sex once a month instead of a couple times a week.

Fart more. Pee stream down 50%.

Medical issues start arising.

If unemployed, have fun trying to find a job. Your days of making top dollar are over.

Not me, pal. I'm still partying like a rock star.

PARTY ON

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Not me, pal. I'm still partying like a rock star.

PARTY ON

Thats the spirit

[I/O]

Over.

Grey hair, thick rooster type hairs growing out of your ears, nose and eye brows.

Start to get a pot belly. Energy levels are slowly decreasing. Testosterone down.

Sex once a month instead of a couple times a week.

Fart more. Pee stream down 50%.

Medical issues start arising.

If unemployed, have fun trying to find a job. Your days of making top dollar are over.

Body like a stallion compared to all of the other dopes you went to school with 30 years past that let themselves go.

Not scared of the future because you have seen it all and know what is a bluff and what isn't.

Realize that their are no big conspiracies. People aren't that fukin sharp. More often than not there is an easy explanation that doesn't involve anything from space.

No debt whatsoever. Property, business, vehicles, and toys all paid off or bought with cash.

Know that the Laws of Nature will always weed out the stupid. Money, hope or big government can't save stupid.

Have made it to a point were you have seen all the chain smokers, power drinkers, pot heads, gambling addicts, sex whores, acid droppers, have either adjusted or succumb to their lifestyles to an early grave. Feel no peer pressure to push the line at anything because you are aware of things that should be valued in life.

Ability to spot the weak and those that are actually strong.

Have knowledge that women rule the world because they control the c o c k as well as the purse strings.

Women get wet the minute they hear 3 words. "House paid for"

You feel sorry for the young. Cuz you have fought and won all their upcoming battles already.

And lastly, ANY and ALL females in their 20's you think are attractive! You don't sit there for a decade looking for flaws. You wanna fuk (and she knows it). It either happens or you move on. And if your equipment is having an off day, no worries, for a pill that costs a few bucks, you can hit that till she begs you to stop.

[TheRifleman]

50 must do things for 50-year-olds

Reaching a certain age doesn't mean you have to settle down – treat yourself, socialize and explore the world around you.

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1. Dance to the music you love – at a class, a club, or at home with friends.


2. Record your family history.

3. Revisit the hippy trail in India, but this time upgrade your trip to ‘lux’.
4. Join a group or club devoted to your passion.
5. Glamp it up at Glastonbury in a Shikar tent.
6. Don’t get fat.
7. Start your own business (the most successful first-time entrepreneurs are 50+)
8. Make bread, bake cakes, brew beer.
9. Travel out of your comfort zone (Shanghai, anyone?)
10. Find the best hairstylist you can afford and revamp your look.
11. Join an ideas network, debating society or book group to keep your brain ticking over.
12. Make walking a part of every day.
13. Love the one you’re with – or leave them.
14. Look at it this way: an empty nest is just a cottage industry waiting to happen.
15. Find your perfect shade of Chanel red lipstick.
16. Been around the block a few times? Write a novel.
17. Start being the godmother or father you wish you’d had growing up.
18. Set yourself a personal challenge (climb all 283 Munro peaks, scour Ebay for a vintage Kelly bag, enter a triathlon)
19. Never forget that bald, done right, is very hot indeed.
20. Acquire a skill you’re much too old for (surfing, horse-riding, DJing)
21. Save time and money with a personal shopper.
22. Start a food festival in your village.
23. Get to know your neighbours.
24. Buy a falling down house somewhere hot and spend every summer there.
25. Start a new tradition (an annual walking weekend, making Christmas puddings in October)
26. Read Proust. Been there, done that? Try Ulysses.
27. Lay down a wine cellar.
28. Treat yourself to a lay in.
29. Buy a vintage sports car, just because you’re worth it.
30. Volunteer!
31. This New Year’s Eve, rent a country house and invite the people you love most for a night they’ll never forget.
32. Discover very expensive lingerie.
33. Take a week to be alone with yourself.
34. Visit Rio for the Carnival.
35. Come out of the closet.
36. Make a list of the over-fifties who inspire you.
37. Shed your toxic friends and replace with kindly ones.
38. Refuse to accept that miniskirts and skinny jeans are for under-forties only.
39. Take out a subscription to the London Review of Books.
40. Join a choir.
41. Discover why gardening is the best therapy.
42. Learn how to Zumba.
43. Relish emotional maturity.
44. Start a vegetable patch.
45. Check into a posh Swiss medispa for a personal MOT.
46. Make a will that keeps the peace amongst your offspring or just leave it all to charity.
47. Open-plan living is so over; reinstate your dining room for grown-up dinner parties.
48. Take up wild swimming.
49. Cycle to work.
50. Spend the first Tuesday evening of every month doing something you've never tried before.
This article was written by the Telegraph as part of its partnership with to raise awareness of the importance of legacies.

[leetreaper]

Your buddy life expectancy is a 100? lol, i'm petty sure it's less, much less...

[nyplayer33]

sleepmore is really relaxing, seems to be better then working 2-3 jobs

[Jimmy Proffett]

Just numbers-speaking, a 50 year old might average living to 85, maybe 90 as life expectancies continue to rise. I bet people that are 25 now will average living to 100. Well, people in healthy countries lol fat muricans

[TheMoneyShot]

Fuk... I couldn't imagine being 50. kinda like almost death...

[Big Bear]

Body like a stallion compared to all of the other dopes you went to school with 30 years past that let themselves go.

Not scared of the future because you have seen it all and know what is a bluff and what isn't.

Realize that their are no big conspiracies. People aren't that fukin sharp. More often than not there is an easy explanation that doesn't involve anything from space.

No debt whatsoever. Property, business, vehicles, and toys all paid off or bought with cash.

Know that the Laws of Nature will always weed out the stupid. Money, hope or big government can't save stupid.

Have made it to a point were you have seen all the chain smokers, power drinkers, pot heads, gambling addicts, sex whores, acid droppers, have either adjusted or succumb to their lifestyles to an early grave. Feel no peer pressure to push the line at anything because you are aware of things that should be valued in life.

Ability to spot the weak and those that are actually strong.

Have knowledge that women rule the world because they control the c o c k as well as the purse strings.

Women get wet the minute they hear 3 words. "House paid for"

You feel sorry for the young. Cuz you have fought and won all their upcoming battles already.

And lastly, ANY and ALL females in their 20's you think are attractive! You don't sit there for a decade looking for flaws. You wanna fuk (and she knows it). It either happens or you move on. And if your equipment is having an off day, no worries, for a pill that costs a few bucks, you can hit that till she begs you to stop.

nice post bruh

[TheCentaur]

Your weiner's life is over

[Itsamazing777]

You could live to 90. Plenty of life left.

[Dutch]

i'd take being 50 now then a younger generation..you do realize that full time jobs will become a thing in the past and the 20 yr olds will work till they are 75

Most of todays 50 yr olds haven't saved a fuking penny, and are going to far out live whatever they can put together once the fear sets in. They'll work until they die, so will I most likely.

[pulledclear]

50???? Your fckng DEAD as this web site.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

like what? specifics please, thanks

morning wood

[nyplayer33]

YOUR INTELLIGENCE and smarts from life's history at age 50 is tons better then youth

[SBR_John]

There are a lot of cool aspects about being over 50. It's a grind.

[I/O]

nice post bruh