Boys, i have the proof of the existence of GOD, and a pick for NFL

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  • Nicky Santoro
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-08-08
    • 16103

    #1
    Boys, i have the proof of the existence of GOD, and a pick for NFL
    Boys, you know me by now that i don't just come in here to hear myself talk. 5 months ago, i had this once a year dream that a CFL game was very low scoring.. In my dream, there was hardly any scoring. I bet under 55.5. I posted the under here, and the game went under by 20 pts or so. My career dreams now are 11-0.. I have this power in my dreams that i see things that no one else sees. it's like GOD gives me these messages. When i dream something like this, it always comes true.. I just wish i can dream of having sex with Pamela Anderson, or winning the lottery..now that would be a nice dream..

    But something dramatic happened to me this morning. Boys, i swear to you, i am not making this up.. 100% true. I live facing a very quiet street. maybe 15 cars a day pass by my street here. So as i was looking outside my window, i spoke to GOD, and i said, GOD, give me a message that you hear me.. if a blue car passes by me here in the next 20 seconds, then the Eagles cover on SUN. if not, then you are not telling me anything.. boys, 11 seconds after, a blue car comes flying down the road.. i was shaking..

    So just to make sure it wasn't a fluke, i asked GOD, i said GOD, if my door knocks in the next 3 minutes, then you are basically telling me for sure the Eagles cover on SUN and that you hear me. (btw, my door knocks unexpectedly maybe 2 times a month) boys, i swear to you, 1 min 20 secs after, i hear a knock.. i had never been so scared to answer the door. It was like GOD was on the other side.. but i still answered, shaking as hell, and it was 2 little russian girls selling some cookies.. so i just slammed the door on them and went back inside shaking.

    Bottom line is boys, i do have the proof of the existence of GOD.. and I will say this.. go bet the eagles.. i am pounding it.. GOD has spoken to me boys, and he's told me the Eagles.. So if you want to follow me, go ahead, but i am not to get blamed if it loses. I am confident that GOD has spoken to me and that he really does exist. When the eagles cover this sunday, you will all be assured there really is a GOD..

    Thanks again GOD for the pick.. boys, it's not too often GOD talks to me.. and i am taking full of advantage of this. Boys, i am so shaking right now, that i will be leaving soon to go to church and light a candle, then talk to Father Bertoldi of St Monica's Parish here at the local church here and tell him all about this. I know Father Bertoldi used to love to gamble on sports, so maybe he will ride the bet with me after i tell him GOD gave me the sign to bet the EAGLES.. I know Father Bertoldi once told me he's a big parlay guy, he loves to bet parlays, so i don't know what he'll do here.

    GO eagles GO.

    Thanks again, GOD.. Amen.
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Nicky I am all over Arizona and action points. This game will not be close.
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      [quote=Nicky Santoro;1409109]
      Boys, i swear to you, i am not making this up.. 100% true.



      under/over on how many times Nicky has said this statement in his posts at all forum's combined?
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82839

        #4
        JJ likes the Cards and Nicky likes the Eagles. You really can't make up this stuff.
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        • betplom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-20-06
          • 13444

          #5
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          • Nicky Santoro
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-08-08
            • 16103

            #6
            JJ, change it fast.. how can you go against GOD.. he's GOD for christ sakes.. you going to believe in your pick, or GOD's pick?? change it now jj.. go change it.. you are crazy..
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            • L2Gunz
              SBR MVP
              • 09-23-08
              • 2199

              #7
              makes my Eagles pick fell that much greater..thanks Nicky
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              • L2Gunz
                SBR MVP
                • 09-23-08
                • 2199

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Nicky I am all over Arizona and action points. This game will not be close.
                JJ..by the looks of your spreadsheet..YOU CANT PICK A FUKKN BOOGER
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                • accuscoresucks
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-03-07
                  • 7160

                  #9
                  nicky the ''game is over''
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Nicky I bet my own stuff, say I bet Eagles and it was a lock and won , I would feel sooooooooooo bad because it was not my pick and probably would burn the money outside instead of using it..

                    Gunzer I like this game very much, more than any other playoff game in the last 3 years.
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                    • L2Gunz
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-23-08
                      • 2199

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      Nicky I bet my own stuff, say I bet Eagles and it was a lock and won , I would feel sooooooooooo bad because it was not my pick and probably would burn the money outside instead of using it..

                      Gunzer I like this game very much, more than any other playoff game in the last 3 years.
                      Why JJ...enlighten us. Let us know why is it that you like Arizona??
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                      • Nicky Santoro
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-08-08
                        • 16103

                        #12
                        i just realized why jj doenst care about GOD's pick.. it just dawned on me right now.


                        He's a FREAKIN JEW.. he don't believe in GOD>.
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                        • L2Gunz
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-23-08
                          • 2199

                          #13
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                          • Chi_archie
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-22-08
                            • 63172

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                            i just realized why jj doenst care about GOD's pick.. it just dawned on me right now.


                            He's a FREAKIN JEW.. he don't believe in GOD>.

                            Jew's believe in God Nicky c'mon
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                            • slacker00
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-06-05
                              • 12262

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                              it's not too often GOD talks to me..
                              God is always speaking to us. We just need to take a moment to listen.
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                              • picantel
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-17-05
                                • 4338

                                #16
                                What if God is angry at you right now Nicky and is teaching you a lesson? Maybe the real winner is the cards.
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                                • BestPlay2day
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-25-08
                                  • 5794

                                  #17
                                  Nicky, hope you're (God) is right, I took the Eagles at -3 (-120) when the line came out.
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                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-08-08
                                    • 16103

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BestPlay2day
                                    Nicky, hope you're (God) is right, I took the Eagles at -3 (-120) when the line came out.
                                    i'm a religious guy and i believe in GOD, so dont worry, bester.. we'll be ok.. unless.......................what picantel just said and GOD is out to get me.. :
                                    please GOD, don't do this to me.. you know i've always loved you and went to church............ when i was a kid at least...

                                    AMEN


                                    Boys, off to church right now to light a candle and go talk to Father Bertoldi.. He's going to love this news that i spoke to GOD. i don't even think Father Bertoldi ever got to speak to GOD like me today..

                                    take care boys. i'm outta here.. see you all in 3 to 4 hrs.. off to church now and then do some groceries to stock up till the end of the weekend so i can gamble all weekend and watch GOD's pick of the Eagles beating the Cards.

                                    see you later boys.. have a good one.
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                                    • TPowell
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 02-21-08
                                      • 18842

                                      #19
                                      so does he approve of sports betting? Always wondered
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                                      • gordon gekko
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-01-08
                                        • 2842

                                        #20
                                        In God/Nicky we trust, take Philly.
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                                        • MoneyMike
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 01-09-09
                                          • 49

                                          #21
                                          isn't gambling a sin?
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                                          • rm18
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-20-05
                                            • 22291

                                            #22
                                            This is great I just need Eagles SU and they are a lock ATS
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                                            • MonkeyF0cker
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-12-07
                                              • 12144

                                              #23
                                              Nicky doesn't like to make picks because he'd feel bad if it lost any of you money. Yet, he'll make a pick into the tightest lines of the year in the hardest sport to beat ATS. Funny. This guy's a clown.
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                                              • rm18
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-20-05
                                                • 22291

                                                #24
                                                postseason NFL seems easier to beat for some reason though
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                                                • MonkeyF0cker
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-12-07
                                                  • 12144

                                                  #25
                                                  Yeah? Did you have these four teams the whole way? I don't know many that did.
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                                                  • rm18
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-20-05
                                                    • 22291

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                                    Yeah? Did you have these four teams the whole way? I don't know many that did.

                                                    I would say that I expected Tennessee and Carolina to win SU, but have not lost ATS yet. Only played 4 games though.
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                                                    • Nicky Santoro
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 04-08-08
                                                      • 16103

                                                      #27
                                                      I didn't make this pick. it came from the heavens above. GOD spoke to me this morning and told me Eagles. I trust this pick. i am going big on this game..

                                                      I'd rather have GOD tell me the Eagles than some tout or some guy who thinks he knows NFL. Oh Lord, if i win this game, i promise to go to church every sunday for 6 months.....


                                                      Lets Go Eagles

                                                      Thank You, GOD.

                                                      Amen.
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                                                      • roasthawg
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-09-07
                                                        • 2990

                                                        #28
                                                        Satan told me to take AZ and the points...satan loves gambling.
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                                                        • onthewhat
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 05-14-08
                                                          • 15411

                                                          #29
                                                          Nicky I am on Eagles

                                                          God Bless
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                                                          • pico
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 04-05-07
                                                            • 27321

                                                            #30
                                                            bookies are rooting for hte eagles because they don't want to get fvcked with the cardinals future from way back
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                                                            • flyingillini
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-06-06
                                                              • 41219

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                              i just realized why jj doenst care about GOD's pick.. it just dawned on me right now.


                                                              He's a FREAKIN JEW.. he don't believe in GOD>.
                                                              It is Jesus we do not believe in, not God.
                                                              המוסד‎
                                                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                              • BeatTheJerk
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 08-19-07
                                                                • 31794

                                                                #32
                                                                Hey Nicky how much are you betting on your unprecedented "God" pick ? Please do tell and don't pussy out ........................
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                                                                • Nicky Santoro
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 04-08-08
                                                                  • 16103

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                                                  Hey Nicky how much are you betting on your unprecedented "God" pick ? Please do tell and don't pussy out ........................
                                                                  i believe in GOD and i believe there's a reason why that door knocked and that blue car drove by today. he talked to me today and i heard him..

                                                                  i will be betting 3x my usual bet amount on this game. i don't like to mention figures, but it will be a pretty big bet cause i believe i heard GOD's voice today..

                                                                  Thank You, GOD



                                                                  Amen.
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                                                                  • onthewhat
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 05-14-08
                                                                    • 15411

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Nicky

                                                                    All of your haters just doubled their bets on Arizona Cardinals.

                                                                    Good luck. If this loses, you will hear about this daily from the haters.
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                                                                    • Nicky Santoro
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 04-08-08
                                                                      • 16103

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by onthewhat
                                                                      Nicky

                                                                      All of your haters just doubled their bets on Arizona Cardinals.

                                                                      Good luck. If this loses, you will hear about this daily from the haters.

                                                                      let them bet it. i have GOD on my side here.. This is GOD's pick, not mine. if they bash me, then they are hammering GOD.. and trust me, you do NOT want to get on GOD's bad side..

                                                                      If they know what's right for them, they'll keep quiet, or something bad might happen to them.. but this bet will win cause GOD already told me this morning.
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