Ten Things Said At An SBR Funeral

Shark79 · 01-13-09, 03:39 PM

Chi_archie · 01-13-09, 03:41 PM

wow, good stuff Casper...

as we know JJ would not be at any posters' funerals

I sure hope he dies before me.....I'm gonna find a way to get there, and i'm gonna touch his arms and his cock posthumously

Willie Bee · 01-13-09, 04:08 PM

Excellent stuff, Casper

Bread · 01-13-09, 04:35 PM

L2Gunz · 01-13-09, 04:39 PM

Boner_18 · 01-13-09, 04:54 PM

lol

thezbar · 01-13-09, 04:54 PM

How about; Barreled In / the final chapter

L2Gunz · 01-13-09, 04:57 PM

"Hey Jack..who are those 20 people carrying his coffin"
"Those are all of the people he owed money too..they demanded
that they put him in the hole."

HedgeHog · 01-13-09, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

I dedicate this to you Arch.

10. $200 bucks he is just sleeping

9. This damn (insert denominational leader here) better get this service over. Georgetown tips off in ten minutes.

8. Do you think there will be food at the reception? I spent my last $10 on a scratch off and Powerball tickets?

7. I am so going to use his funeral picture as my avatar tomorrow!

6. You think Fearless will cancel him from the "Poster Of The Year" contest or give him the award posthumously like Heath Ledger?

5. I heard he had a heart attack after seeing Teela in person. First time he had seen an actual woman in years.

4. Why is JJ yelling "25% rebate on all your losses" in the background?

3. Are you kidding me? His funeral song is from Guys And Dolls?

2. I see his bookies are here to pay their respects. First time I have seen so many bookies pay all at once.

1. You guys wanna start a Dead Pool?

And advantage bettor Nicky gets caught past -posting on this bet, too.

bigboydan · 01-13-09, 06:22 PM

Matt Rain · 01-13-09, 06:37 PM

AgainstAllOdds · 01-13-09, 06:41 PM

bigboydan · 01-13-09, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

1. You guys wanna start a Dead Pool?

I could see the coach cussing out Pico because he didn't have the poster on his dead pool list.

InTheHole · 01-13-09, 06:42 PM

First time he has been out of the house in years.

InTheHole · 01-13-09, 06:43 PM

He made us cover his own funeral, surprise, surprise.

VegasDave · 01-13-09, 06:45 PM

Damn good stuff Casper!

Panic · 01-13-09, 06:46 PM

diogee · 01-13-09, 06:46 PM

Nice

Chi_archie · 03-07-12, 10:55 PM

11. Man, we made so many great videos at this funeral to post on SBR!
12. Is Walker reimbursing us for buying this pin striped Suite?
13. this is depressing AND a total sausage fest...I could go for one of Dad's hot babe threads right now
14. Do we get points for showing up?
15. I've heard of posters Living in their mom's basement, but having a funeral in one????
16. I told JJ not to join the mob, I gave him 1 year before he got wacked
17. now that fishhead is gone, I got dibs on Billsfan22
18. I told Loshak to stop letting his fatty girlfriends on top
19. they musta charged TTWarrior's family 3x the regular charge for this coffin
20. Now we'll never know which ghost's this poster really had

BIGDAY · 03-07-12, 11:17 PM

sickler · 03-07-12, 11:29 PM

21. Shouldn't have stiffed the contest winners

Ouch!

gregm · 03-08-12, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

11. Man, we made so many great videos at this funeral to post on SBR!
12. Is Walker reimbursing us for buying this pin striped Suite?
13. this is depressing AND a total sausage fest...I could go for one of Dad's hot babe threads right now
14. Do we get points for showing up?
15. I've heard of posters Living in their mom's basement, but having a funeral in one????
16. I told JJ not to join the mob, I gave him 1 year before he got wacked
17. now that fishhead is gone, I got dibs on Billsfan22
18. I told Loshak to stop letting his fatty girlfriends on top
19. they musta charged TTWarrior's family 3x the regular charge for this coffin
20. Now we'll never know which ghost's this poster really had

Well done Archie and Casper from a while back

icancount2one · 03-08-12, 04:28 AM

Variation on 20. "I'm sure he's not actually gone, he's probably just ghosting."

MJT1212 · 03-08-12, 04:34 AM

21. NYguy told JJ not to go in his sisters room...he just couldn't resist

13th Inning · 03-08-12, 08:30 AM

22. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.... DOT COM!!!!!!

MJT1212 · 03-08-12, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by 13th Inning

22. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.... DOT COM!!!!!!

i was wondering what happened to that pessimist

DOMINATER · 03-08-12, 03:36 PM

thats a great job!

Chi_archie · 03-08-12, 08:10 PM

23. Can't believe so many NON-pros had the audacity to attend.....they must be thinking he gave his SBR points away in the will

JMobile · 03-08-12, 08:57 PM

Wish I was around when this thread was created.

Dad · 03-09-12, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

11. Man, we made so many great videos at this funeral to post on SBR!
12. Is Walker reimbursing us for buying this pin striped Suite?
13. this is depressing AND a total sausage fest...I could go for one of Dad's hot babe threads right now
14. Do we get points for showing up?
15. I've heard of posters Living in their mom's basement, but having a funeral in one????
16. I told JJ not to join the mob, I gave him 1 year before he got wacked
17. now that fishhead is gone, I got dibs on Billsfan22
18. I told Loshak to stop letting his fatty girlfriends on top
19. they musta charged TTWarrior's family 3x the regular charge for this coffin
20. Now we'll never know which ghost's this poster really had