Ever had a colon cleanse?

[Scorpion]

Scam right?

[Scorpion]

doesnt it self-cleanse?

[Scorpion]

shitty topic. i know

btw- If you need stool softener I recommend Magnesium tablets $7.00 from health stores.

[marcoloco]

mine gets cleansed everytime i eat taco bell

[TheCentaur]

Gay comments from SBR's gay mafia in 3...2...1

[Scorpion]

Recently had an interesting experience with a new girl at one of the leading agencies.

Greek was on the menu, and who am I to argue.

A little hesitation at my size (I'm not big, but I guess a little big for easy anal), but a little lubing and laughing and in he goes.

A couple of times.

Until I pull junior out, and there it is: shit on my dick.

All I could think of was that corny prison line: "blood on my knife or shit on my dick." Never really hit home before then.

But looking at that young pussy with a dash of crap on it made me, well... A bit less amorous.

Still managed to do the deed, and proud of myself for my valiant perseverence. And truth be told, the girl's as well. But i'm not sure I'll get over that mental image anytime soon.

So, for now... I'm strictly a pussy man, and happier for it.

[Scorpion]

sorry for sharing my GFE

[InTheDrink]

Gay comments from SBR's gay mafia in 3...2...1

Centy who's colon needs a cleansing more you or saintser?

[Smoke]

I gave drinker a colon cleansing........with my sperm

[InTheDrink]

smoker


smokers two inch cok isnt reaching anyones colon

[Smoke]

smoker


smokers two inch cok isnt reaching anyones colon

my sperm did

Im a shooter

Your ass got cleansed bro

[tony_come]

Smokie I feel pure after our cleanse retreat

No pain no gain

[Let's Go Rangers]

I did just today

Had Cubs-Mets over 7.5


Cubs left 15 MEN ON BASE
9th inning bases loaded NOBODY OUT
fly ball to score center...trap? no trap?
Mets turn 8-4-3-2 force play at home....

Cubs don't score
lands on 7...


My Colon was cleaned out by a dick up the ass

[tony_come]

Cubs are doodoos

[Smoke]

Cubs attract sperm

[chipper]

I did just today

Had Cubs-Mets over 7.5


Cubs left 15 MEN ON BASE
9th inning bases loaded NOBODY OUT
fly ball to score center...trap? no trap?
Mets turn 8-4-3-2 force play at home....

Cubs don't score
lands on 7...


My Colon was cleaned out by a dick up the ass

Now THAT was funny!

[ThaTopMoron]

mine gets cleansed everytime i eat taco bell

...my friends wanted T Bell the other day before a midnight premiere. I told them that's fine, I will stop there and you guys can go inside and eat and I will be eating my Arby's inside of Taco Bell

[zizoudane10]

[InTheDrink]

...my friends wanted T Bell the other day before a midnight premiere. I told them that's fine, I will stop there and you guys can go inside and eat and I will be eating my Arby's inside of Taco Bell

cool story

arbys is the worst fast food by far

[Smoke]

cool story

arbys is the worst fast food by far

thats not what you said about my roast beef

[InTheDrink]

thats not what you said about my roast beef

smoker what can i say....i didnt mean to turn your butt into meat curtains it just happened

[tony_come]

Drdrinker why are my balls black

[flyingillini]

Yes and you feel much better after. You watch what comes out in a tube.

[Smoke]

smoker what can i say....i didnt mean to turn your butt into meat curtains it just happened

That was your butt in the mirror rueyey

[tony_come]

Smokie is busy

I'm cleaning his colon at the moment

[Smoke]

Tony you will always be reciever

[tony_come]

Smokie I'm your quarterback

Smokie you play center

Smokie that's my hands between your legs

Smokie I play quarterback ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[PhillyFlyers]

Not a scam.

[Smoke]

Smokie I'm your quarterback

Smokie you play center

Smokie that's my hands between your legs

Smokie I play quarterback ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bobby you catch my balls

[tony_come]

Bibby I'm your quarterback

I will pound it in behind your ass

[InTheDrink]

Smoker has the cleanest colon in the USA

Smoker gets his colon sprayed out three times a day at $5 a pop

[daneblazer]

Eat a bag of Chia seeds and wash it down with a milkshake from Sonic. You'll be shitting out things you ate when you were a kid.

[InTheDrink]

Eat a bag of Chia seeds and wash it down with a milkshake from Sonic. You'll be shitting out things you ate when you were a kid.

vomit

[Smoke]

Fuk karmas a bitch my laptop died don't feel like goin to get the charger so now I have to do this shit mobile. Oh well I'll enjoy the extra 10**wulfhowser

[InTheDrink]

Fuk karmas a bitch my laptop died don't feel like goin to get the charger so now I have to do this shit mobile. Oh well I'll enjoy the extra 10**wulfhowser

smoker sharp as a fukkin rusty pitchfork