Be honest
I can get it up to a solid 9" on a good day
I can get it up to a solid 9" on a good day
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6 & big a round as a beer canComment -
3" but a pitbullComment -
damn, this place is gay....
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(keep in mind this all happened after I was deported from Cuba)
Me SmokenJoke and Seaweed were all in the whip hittin bout 85 on the highway
when a police cruiser put them lights on us
A female cop comes out of the cruiser lookin hella nice .
Ass thick like a donkey lookin like straight sex in her uniform.
Anyways cop must of been horny as hell cuz she came right up to the window tellin us the situation.
Said we was clocked at 25 mph over the limit.... you know smokenjoke was burning them blunts in the ride
so it smelled like str8 dank up in the whip also.
We thought we was fukked until the horny broad gave us a ultimatum
Told us we can either whip out or c0cks or sit like some broke dikk fukks up in the county jail .
The nympho said all charges dropped if we had some cobra's in our pants.
Felt pretty good about our chances. Figured I had the situation taken care of ... whip out some huge roosterheads
turn the chick on get off the charge.... but b4 I can whip mine out smokens crazy ass whipped his out.
8 inches exactly the cop exclaimed quickly!!!!!
Seeing how happy she was over the 8 made me feel even more promising.
I unloaded my MONSTER 14 inches damn near hit her bullet proof vest. She looked like a crazed animal in heat.
Seaweed let out a yelp and ripped his tighty whiteys down revealing his 1 inch twig and berries ....
thankfully the cop was already turned on enough as it was cuz she let us go .
Traveling down the road me and smokenjoke laughing bout the situation saying how crazy that shit was....
and we look back Seaweed looks like straight death... white as fukk still visibly shaken .
Smokenjoke was all like damn Seaweed whats wrong dawg ???
Seaweed said " I almost blew it back there fellas" ...im just glad I had a boner"
#dontworryiwashopingforabetterpunchlinea lsoComment -
3 inches......
From the floor.Comment -
(keep in mind this all happened after I was deported from Cuba)
Me SmokenJoke and Seaweed were all in the whip hittin bout 85 on the highway
when a police cruiser put them lights on us
A female cop comes out of the cruiser lookin hella nice .
Ass thick like a donkey lookin like straight sex in her uniform.
Anyways cop must of been horny as hell cuz she came right up to the window tellin us the situation.
Said we was clocked at 25 mph over the limit.... you know smokenjoke was burning them blunts in the ride
so it smelled like str8 dank up in the whip also.
We thought we was fukked until the horny broad gave us a ultimatum
Told us we can either whip out or c0cks or sit like some broke dikk fukks up in the county jail .
The nympho said all charges dropped if we had some cobra's in our pants.
Felt pretty good about our chances. Figured I had the situation taken care of ... whip out some huge roosterheads
turn the chick on get off the charge.... but b4 I can whip mine out smokens crazy ass whipped his out.
8 inches exactly the cop exclaimed quickly!!!!!
Seeing how happy she was over the 8 made me feel even more promising.
I unloaded my MONSTER 14 inches damn near hit her bullet proof vest. She looked like a crazed animal in heat.
Seaweed let out a yelp and ripped his tighty whiteys down revealing his 1 inch twig and berries ....
thankfully the cop was already turned on enough as it was cuz she let us go .
Traveling down the road me and smokenjoke laughing bout the situation saying how crazy that shit was....
and we look back Seaweed looks like straight death... white as fukk still visibly shaken .
Smokenjoke was all like damn Seaweed whats wrong dawg ???
Seaweed said " I almost blew it back there fellas" ...im just glad I had a boner"
#dontworryiwashopingforabetterpunchlinea lso
after that I heard Weedy has been religiously working it out with "The Tug Toner" 
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After a cold shower
I'm TrajanComment -
Herbal remedies really do work
Try it!Comment -
Horny Goats WeedComment -
ok fuk it
you want me to be fukin honest?????? fine who cares
i got nothin guys
i mean not literally nothing, but for all intents and purposes, nothing
i mean i can pee, obviously
but i got nothin boys
one and a half inches max, i guess, never actually measured and not fukin gonna
who knows, who cares
i got nothin boysComment -
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nothing better to talk about than dick,guess theres alot of lonely guys out hereComment -
ask your momComment -
Haha Funny chit , Fidel CashFlow story is good
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From pinky finger to thumb is how long your penis.Comment -
Thumb to pinky then in stinkyComment -
Smokie inappropriateComment -
Tony comer I get nastyComment -
I can't believe Fidel told that story to all of you. That cop could get fired.Comment
