Its a rainy dark night. Camera pans in on a crouching black teen in a hoodie as the wind howls through the bushes.
Peering out the front door....Oh my GOSH!!! Get in here young man your going to catch a death of a cold. Would you like some tea and crumpets?? Let me get you a change of clothes and we can put your stuff in the dryer. While your waiting would you like to fck my wife?? Im sure she would enjoy it and by golly somebodys got to. Better yet just lay on your back and while she blows you I can give you a pedicure. Well your clothes are ready. Uh Oh its still raining. You better take my car ,here are the keys you can bring it back in the morning. Would you like some money for gas?? Well it sure has been a lovely evening what a pleasant surprise this has been.
THE END
If you white folks could just learn how to deal with, rather then prevent, little problems like a simple home invasion or an innocent car jacking we wouldnt have to clog the courts with such petty problems.
Peering out the front door....Oh my GOSH!!! Get in here young man your going to catch a death of a cold. Would you like some tea and crumpets?? Let me get you a change of clothes and we can put your stuff in the dryer. While your waiting would you like to fck my wife?? Im sure she would enjoy it and by golly somebodys got to. Better yet just lay on your back and while she blows you I can give you a pedicure. Well your clothes are ready. Uh Oh its still raining. You better take my car ,here are the keys you can bring it back in the morning. Would you like some money for gas?? Well it sure has been a lovely evening what a pleasant surprise this has been.
THE END
If you white folks could just learn how to deal with, rather then prevent, little problems like a simple home invasion or an innocent car jacking we wouldnt have to clog the courts with such petty problems.
