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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #77981
    this:
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-05-19, 02:04 PM. Reason: in case that is a tranny with a real cok instead of a babe with a fake cok strapon....
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    • KVB
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-29-14
      • 74817

      #77982


      Originally posted by Auto Donk
      ...A FLORIDA man who claims he suffered whiplash injuries on the eve of his wedding after being buffeted about the head by a stripper's 60in breasts is suing a topless club for damages.

      The lawsuit odd even by American standards alleges that Paul Shimkonis (38) suffered bodily injury, disability, pain and suffering, disfigurement, mental anguish and loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life.

      Tawny Peaks, with a 60-inch bust, was accused of ``forcing her very large breasts into his face causing his head to jerk backwards''.

      ``It's no joke,'' Mr Shimkonis said yesterday. ``She jumped up and slammed her breasts on my head and knocked me out.

      ``It was like two cement blocks hit me. I've never been right since.''...
      Originally posted by Auto Donk
      ...A manager at the club said: ``If I had been injured, I'd have just loved it. I wouldn't complain.''...


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      • KVB
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 05-29-14
        • 74817

        #77983
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        this:

        Let's not get a warning here.


        I think we've pretty much covered watermelon basics.

        Nothing left to do now but...

        Last edited by KVB; 02-05-19, 02:19 PM. Reason: Just in case...LMAO.
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #77984
          Originally posted by KVB






          Alex, I'm going to go with "what are fake implanted OUTSIDE the muscle instead of underneath it?".....
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #77985
            Originally posted by KVB
            I think we've pretty much covered watermelon basics.

            Nothing left to do now but...


            dude copied my pussy eating and cinnamon ring devouring technique....
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            • KVB
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-29-14
              • 74817

              #77986
              The NBA Contrarian Fund has picked up...

              548 5-Feb LAC/CHAR UNDER 224.5 (-110)
              Gonna be a grind for NBA Unders.

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              • KVB
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 05-29-14
                • 74817

                #77987
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                this:
                Last edited by Auto Donk; Today at 02:04 PM. Reason: in case that is a tranny with a real cok instead of a babe with a fake cok strapon....


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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #77988
                  I gotta admit, I never really got one of my best friend's wife's fantasy about wanting to see a bunch of guys simultaneously screw a watermelon (positioned all around it, each with a hole in the melon to plow), but after watching that f'n tranny railin' away on that melon, I kind of get it.... i guess....


                  ps... is it watermelon season yet?
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                  • KVB
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 05-29-14
                    • 74817

                    #77989
                    The forecat just keep trying...

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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #77990
                      Originally posted by KVB
                      The forecat just keep trying...

                      first that guy in the watermelon eating contests rips me off, now the cat using my "clit attention" technique used in foreplay before I go in for the glazed donut effect....
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #77991
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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #77992
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #77993
                            i've never been a big fan of breakfast cereals, but maybe I might try fruit loops......




                            just gotta convince my wife that "it's all in the presentation"......
                            Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-05-19, 03:30 PM. Reason: just in case that wasn't actually a bowl those fruit loops were being served out of....
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                            • KVB
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-29-14
                              • 74817

                              #77994
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                              • KVB
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 05-29-14
                                • 74817

                                #77995
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                                • KVB
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 05-29-14
                                  • 74817

                                  #77996
                                  Last edited by Auto Donk; Today at 03:30 PM. Reason: just in case that wasn't actually a bowl those fruit loops were being served out of..
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #77997
                                    The Visiting Value Fund has picked up...

                                    619 5-Feb BALL ST +2.5 (-105)
                                    Good Luck, wait, I'm not supposed to be posting this subset, lol.

                                    Sometimes the Forecat gets aggressive...

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                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-03-12
                                      • 53970

                                      #77998
                                      Could of won so much money ........
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                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-03-12
                                        • 53970

                                        #77999
                                        I should of hedged the small amount in total I had on all those parlays with Rams as the finisher
                                        just glad I didn’t lose much or would be very disappointed

                                        boring super bowl btw , and I love defense
                                        it just felt off for a super bowl
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81450

                                          #78000
                                          Left or right?


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                                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-03-12
                                            • 53970

                                            #78001
                                            Left
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                                            • Fidel_CashFlow
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-03-12
                                              • 53970

                                              #78002
                                              Her ass looks delicious
                                              the one on the right looks weird as fukk
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                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #78003
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                                                • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-03-12
                                                  • 53970

                                                  #78004
                                                  I answered ur question bitch , I deserve some feedback
                                                  plus I doubt anyone picks the pink broad on the right
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                                                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-03-12
                                                    • 53970

                                                    #78005
                                                    McDonald’s marketing strategies are changing year by year


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                                                    • KVB
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 05-29-14
                                                      • 74817

                                                      #78006
                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                      The Visiting Value Fund has picked up...

                                                      619 5-Feb BALL ST +2.5 (-105)
                                                      Good Luck, wait, I'm not supposed to be posting this subset, lol.

                                                      Sometimes the Forecat gets aggressive...

                                                      Fuk, meant to add tomorrow's in this post.

                                                      Visiting Value Fund...

                                                      789 6-Feb CLEMSON -3 (-110)
                                                      813 GEORGIA ST +2 (-110)
                                                      These lines will move.

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                                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-03-12
                                                        • 53970

                                                        #78007
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                                                        • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-03-12
                                                          • 53970

                                                          #78008
                                                          KVB , it’s finally slowing down enough to where I have to,e to post at the shop
                                                          sold 27 so far , kind of nice to be able to have some time to chill here
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                                                          • KVB
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-29-14
                                                            • 74817

                                                            #78009
                                                            Spring and summer going to be a boom for you.

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                                                            • KVB
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 05-29-14
                                                              • 74817

                                                              #78010
                                                              The NCAAB ATS/ML Fund has picked up...

                                                              608 5-Feb DUKE -23.5 (-110)
                                                              617 S CAROL +16 (-105)
                                                              621 VALPARAISO +7 (-105)
                                                              627 FLOR ST +3 (-105)
                                                              629 NC STATE +10 (-105)
                                                              Good Luck.

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                                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-03-12
                                                                • 53970

                                                                #78011
                                                                Originally posted by KVB
                                                                Spring and summer going to be a boom for you.

                                                                All year going to be a boom for you , buddy
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                                                                • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-03-12
                                                                  • 53970

                                                                  #78012
                                                                  Good luck man , can’t bring myself to bet on college hoops
                                                                  that isn’t March madness ......
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                                                                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-03-12
                                                                    • 53970

                                                                    #78013
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                                                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-03-12
                                                                      • 53970

                                                                      #78014
                                                                      Lmao , the dude recording lolololol

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                                                                      • smokenjoke
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 10-16-12
                                                                        • 8285

                                                                        #78015
                                                                        Yo Fiddy. You no longer work at the telly?
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