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  • Da Manster!
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-13-07
    • 17720

    #23836
    summertime, brother Fidel!.......sex, parties, food, and rock-n-roll!....
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    • Fidel_CashFlow
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-03-12
      • 53970

      #23837
      summer sun does do something to you huh

      Summer is the ole mighty's gift to humans for dealing with winters bullshit
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      • Fidel_CashFlow
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-03-12
        • 53970

        #23838
        got to put my serious face on . The burdens of being a best man is approaching

        and my face looks puffier then one of them fat bishes above .

        Should of got these wisdom teeth out years ago .

        Thinkin about adding a joke about my swollen face/jaw in my speech .

        Might go with (points to face)

        "this is the last time Ill give out a epic blowjob the night before a speech "

        but im worried some people might be angry with there kiddies being in the crowd
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        • PerfectGrape
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-20-11
          • 6761

          #23839
          Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
          got to put my serious face on . The burdens of being a best man is approaching

          and my face looks puffier then one of them fat bishes above .

          Should of got these wisdom teeth out years ago .

          Thinkin about adding a joke about my swollen face/jaw in my speech .

          Might go with (points to face)

          "this is the last time Ill give out a epic blowjob the night before a speech "

          but im worried some people might be angry with there kiddies being in the crowd
          wouldnt tell any dirty jokes bro, thats just my take.

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          • Fidel_CashFlow
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-03-12
            • 53970

            #23840
            lol , think im going to skip that one man
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            • Fidel_CashFlow
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-03-12
              • 53970

              #23841
              have a great day fellas

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              • Inkwell77
                SBR MVP
                • 02-03-11
                • 3227

                #23842
                Summer comin! pass me the Cuba Libre!

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                • CountNo_Account
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-04-12
                  • 3410

                  #23843
                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                  Gerald Lee Mitchell


                  Crime: Murder after pretending to be selling marijuana and then shooting both of his victims with a shotgun.
                  Year: 2001
                  Meal: A bag of Jolly Ranchers







                  Texas State motto: You kill someone and we will kill you back...
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                  • PerfectGrape
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-20-11
                    • 6761

                    #23844
                    kk holiday has got it going on
                    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 07-04-14, 02:25 PM.
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                    • opie1988
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-12-10
                      • 23429

                      #23845
                      Originally posted by CountNo_Account
                      Texas State motto: You kill someone and we will kill you back...
                      Goddam right.

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                      • CountNo_Account
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-04-12
                        • 3410

                        #23846
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                        • CountNo_Account
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-04-12
                          • 3410

                          #23847
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                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-03-12
                            • 53970

                            #23848
                            sweet
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                            • Fidel_CashFlow
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-03-12
                              • 53970

                              #23849
                              Originally posted by Inkwell77
                              Summer comin! pass me the Cuba Libre!



                              Dude, a Cuba Libre is my favorite drink.

                              Its embarrassing how many bartenders are clueless as to what it is.
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                              • Seaweed
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-19-12
                                • 26315

                                #23850
                                how was the speech? Wisdom teeth...always wondered why they name them that
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                                • Fidel_CashFlow
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-03-12
                                  • 53970

                                  #23851
                                  gotta find the headphones PerfectoGrape, then ill check out that KKHoliday bish
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                                  • Seaweed
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 01-19-12
                                    • 26315

                                    #23852
                                    Stay away from porno
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                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-03-12
                                      • 53970

                                      #23853
                                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                                      how was the speech? Wisdom teeth...always wondered why they name them that
                                      good point on the wisdom teeth Seaweed. They hold zero purpose but to annoy your other teeth until they finally

                                      need to be extracted. The speech went well. I did not joke around much at all, kept it short and sincere.

                                      Prolly helped that I did not drink or smoke anything tonight.

                                      How you doing btw Seaweed.
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                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-03-12
                                        • 53970

                                        #23854
                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                        Stay away from porno







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                                        • Seaweed
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 01-19-12
                                          • 26315

                                          #23855
                                          Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                          good point on the wisdom teeth Seaweed. They hold zero purpose but to annoy your other teeth until they finally

                                          need to be extracted. The speech went well. I did not joke around much at all, kept it short and sincere.

                                          Prolly helped that I did not drink or smoke anything tonight.

                                          How you doing btw Seaweed.
                                          I am well. I am wagering $100 tomorrow on Miami Heat -5 @-110
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                                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-03-12
                                            • 53970

                                            #23856
                                            thats nice to hear . But do you even lift bro ?


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                                            • Fidel_CashFlow
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-03-12
                                              • 53970

                                              #23857
                                              Heat should cash imo .Like most teams, Bobcats play completely different in their own confines though .

                                              Im watching this Blazers game. Houston playing for their playoff lives
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                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #23858
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                                                • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-03-12
                                                  • 53970

                                                  #23859
                                                  Originally posted by CountNo_Account





                                                  Texas State motto: You kill someone and we will kill you back...
                                                  Originally posted by opie1988

                                                  Goddam right.


                                                  They also celebrate birthdays differently in Texas





                                                  Middle school teacher provides ‘full-contact’ lap dance in front of class for birthday boy



                                                  Prosecutors in Houston, Texas charged a middle school teacher because she gave a full-on lap dance
                                                  to a boy for his birthday in front of an entire class of no-doubt impressed preteens.

                                                  When police interviewed the unnamed student, he said Smith, 42, had seductively placed a school chair in front of the classroom after the tardy bell rang. Music began to play – from some undisclosed source – and several students in the class began yelling raucously that the birthday boy should sit down in the chair.
                                                  Once the kid sat down, the fortysomething teacher gave him what was perhaps his first full-contact lap dance. According to a police report, Smith did the thing where she turned around and swiveled her butt on the middle school student. She rubbed her hands all over his body. She also got down on her knees and stuck her head between the boy’s legs.
                                                  It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times.



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                                                  • Seaweed
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 01-19-12
                                                    • 26315

                                                    #23860
                                                    big win for rockets
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                                                    • Seaweed
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                      • 26315

                                                      #23861
                                                      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                      They also celebrate birthdays differently in Texas





                                                      Middle school teacher provides ‘full-contact’ lap dance in front of class for birthday boy



                                                      Prosecutors in Houston, Texas charged a middle school teacher because she gave a full-on lap dance
                                                      to a boy for his birthday in front of an entire class of no-doubt impressed preteens.

                                                      When police interviewed the unnamed student, he said Smith, 42, had seductively placed a school chair in front of the classroom after the tardy bell rang. Music began to play – from some undisclosed source – and several students in the class began yelling raucously that the birthday boy should sit down in the chair.
                                                      Once the kid sat down, the fortysomething teacher gave him what was perhaps his first full-contact lap dance. According to a police report, Smith did the thing where she turned around and swiveled her butt on the middle school student. She rubbed her hands all over his body. She also got down on her knees and stuck her head between the boy’s legs.
                                                      It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times.



                                                      Disturbing.
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                                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-03-12
                                                        • 53970

                                                        #23862
                                                        yeah, you gotta wonder wtf is going on in someones head when they do shit like that.

                                                        To do it in front of anyone, let alone other kids... like no one is going to talk and bust her out.

                                                        Plus its disturbing in the fact that she is 40+ years old and this was one of her grade school students.
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                                                        • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-03-12
                                                          • 53970

                                                          #23863
                                                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                          big win for rockets
                                                          yup a couple teams basically saved their seasons tonight.

                                                          Houston and the Bulls

                                                          I still see Wiz winning that series, but as far as the Houston Blazers series, that mo-fo is still a toss up

                                                          Mike Dunleavy putting up Lebron James numbers tonight. White Boi
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                                                          • Seaweed
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 01-19-12
                                                            • 26315

                                                            #23864
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                                                            • CountNo_Account
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-04-12
                                                              • 3410

                                                              #23865
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                                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-03-12
                                                                • 53970

                                                                #23866
                                                                I have to work from 7pm to 7am tonight
                                                                and im considering Power Posting
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                                                                • Seaweed
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 01-19-12
                                                                  • 26315

                                                                  #23867
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                                                                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-03-12
                                                                    • 53970

                                                                    #23868
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                                                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-03-12
                                                                      • 53970

                                                                      #23869
                                                                      dobut Mavericks will win this series, but still wish I would of laid the unit

                                                                      I was considering putting on emm to win the series. Was a juicy doggy
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                                                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 12-03-12
                                                                        • 53970

                                                                        #23870
                                                                        Tonights the night.





                                                                        that Jon Jones wins yet again
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