He did say he was going large on a tease but I thought he was talking bout sports!!!
Sup my neck. How was the workout?!?
whats the agenda for tonight. Some oils? Din Din or a lil of both?
din din din din din waitin on mr mon to get out here and bring the snowstorm or is he expectin me to bring it? im just gettin my lazy azz up and about right now, gotta go grab some wax later after that who knows. workout went great, bout to take another shot. you see this selfie bets sent me? i think hes tryin to steal me back from manster. i gotta say im not really into his hairy titties tho
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18377
Fukk off meaningless jump shot to kill by my under in the Cal game...Fukk me. One fukking point.
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18378
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
so what is everyone playing this weekend ?
Ill show u mine if u show me yours
well since you asked, so far i did doncos -3 1st half, 6 pt tease pats +11/under 63, 6 pt tease 9ers +9.5/over 33.5, 6pt tease doncos +1/sf +9.5, doncos/seatt ml parlay +127, after den wins ill take sf w the pts and try and middle it
would you eat her pooper bets?
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18379
Originally posted by HERBJONES
din din din din din waitin on mr mon to get out here and bring the snowstorm or is he expectin me to bring it? im just gettin my lazy azz up and about right now, gotta go grab some wax later after that who knows. workout went great, bout to take another shot. you see this selfie bets sent me? i think hes tryin to steal me back from manster. i gotta say im not really into his hairy titties tho
Uh..the snow storm is not coming with me on the plane dude . Pops maybe having his surgery during this time, so plans may be cancelled. I hope not, I need a break and want to party hardy with the herbster.
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18380
Originally posted by HERBJONES
well since you asked, so far i did doncos -3 1st half, 6 pt tease pats +11/under 63, 6 pt tease 9ers +9.5/over 33.5, 6pt tease doncos +1/sf +9.5, doncos/seatt ml parlay +127, after den wins ill take sf w the pts and try and middle it
Damn Herb...I like all those!
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18381
Lets get this!
Hou ov 199.5
Jazz +10
Det +6
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SportsInteLect
SBR Wise Guy
11-05-12
520
#18382
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
that was some punishing dirty work by Easton in that gif.
I will be stealing that Mah Neckka gif u just posted .
What I read on Cruz is that this is leaning towards being a chronic problem.
Take away a persons legs who relies on speed and Uh Oh Skettios ....
Im still laughing my ass off off that Aldo isnt the main event in the upcoming ufc
I agree with PerfectGrape because that track you posted was legit
Of course u are taking the SheHawks over the Niners this week right
Flowz, steal away. LOL @ the grandma pics, I wish my grandma was that down. That cheerleader’s video had me trippin ballz. I never would've guessed at cheerleader video could get me to tripout like the notorious thugs track does when I'm baked out of my mind.
I hope Cruz takes his time and gets healthy enough to compete at full strength, again.
Came away with a push, I covered the Romero and Rockhold parlay, but lost the Easton str8 bet, as I predicted, by decision. Easton fought wildly and was easily susceptible to takedowns because of it, as I expected. Fukk it, I still feel it was worth the risk.
If you think about it, man. A UFC fighter is nothing without their legs. Take away the legs of a UFC fighter and they turn into Kimbo Slice. There's a reason the Barao vs. Faber fight is the Main Event.
I think Aldo is awesome, but his fight against Lamas isn't as big of a deal, as the Faber vs. Barao fight is. It is a big deal, but it isn't, in a way? Let me explain... we expect Aldo to defeat Lamas, right? I think we can agree on this.
Aldo is going to do what he always does. Man, do you remember the last fight between Barao and Faber? The fight between Barao and Faber is a rematch for the title and the last fight between them was close and was action packed full of awesome.
I have no clue who is going to win the rematch? Faber has developed unreal conditioning and is more experienced now. If Barao can repeat the same performance as the last time, he deserves to be champ. I'm telling you this fight is going to be fukkin electric.
Yeah, I wish I could take the 9ers, but I can't do it, man. I live in a Cowboys family and we all hate the 9ers with a passion. I respect individuals, but hate the team. The Seahawks are my alternate team. It's Dallas, Houston, and then, it's the Seahawks.
I've got tons respect the GM, coach, stadium, uniforms, and the entire team. I love that rabid, old school, defense. Huge fan of Sherman, I'm envious of Seattle fans. They have a respectable organization to root for.
I like the Broncos over the Pats. Something in my gut tells me that the Broncos vs. Seahawks Super Bowl is just meant to be and that the Seahawks finally get a Super Bowl trophy. A storybook ending to the NFL season... what up SmokenJoke ... I see you
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18383
Originally posted by SportsInteLect
Flowz, steal away. LOL @ the grandma pics, I wish my grandma was that down. That cheerleader’s video had me trippin ballz. I never would've guessed at cheerleader video could get me to tripout like the notorious thugs track does when I'm baked out of my mind.
I hope Cruz takes his time and gets healthy enough to compete at full strength, again.
Came away with a push, I covered the Romero and Rockhold parlay, but lost the Easton str8 bet, as I predicted, by decision. Easton fought wildly and was easily susceptible to takedowns because of it, as I expected. Fukk it, I still feel it was worth the risk.
If you think about it, man. A UFC fighter is nothing without their legs. Take away the legs of a UFC fighter and they turn into Kimbo Slice. There's a reason the Barao vs. Faber fight is the Main Event.
I think Aldo is awesome, but his fight against Lamas isn't as big of a deal, as the Faber vs. Barao fight is. It is a big deal, but it isn't, in a way? Let me explain... we expect Aldo to defeat Lamas, right? I think we can agree on this.
Aldo is going to do what he always does. Man, do you remember the last fight between Barao and Faber? The fight between Barao and Faber is a rematch for the title and the last fight between them was close and was action packed full of awesome.
I have no clue who is going to win the rematch? Faber has developed unreal conditioning and is more experienced now. If Barao can repeat the same performance as the last time, he deserves to be champ. I'm telling you this fight is going to be fukkin electric.
Yeah, I wish I could take the 9ers, but I can't do it, man. I live in a Cowboys family and we all hate the 9ers with a passion. I respect individuals, but hate the team. The Seahawks are my alternate team. It's Dallas, Houston, and then, it's the Seahawks.
I've got tons respect the GM, coach, stadium, uniforms, and the entire team. I love that rabid, old school, defense. Huge fan of Sherman, I'm envious of Seattle fans. They have a respectable organization to root for.
I like the Broncos over the Pats. Something in my gut tells me that the Broncos vs. Seahawks Super Bowl is just meant to be and that the Seahawks finally get a Super Bowl trophy. A storybook ending to the NFL season... what up SmokenJoke ... I see you
Sports..hope life is good!
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18384
For what it is worth...I ran in the database...how teams do after scoring >=40 points in a playoff game. I was a bit surprised at the number, yet significantly not a good sample. This is just in good fun!
Since 2001, teams that score >=40 points in a playoff game are 3-14 ATS in their next (ave line -0.9), losing by an average of 7.8 points. I wanted to see this as the Colts, who put up >=40, got dismantled by the Pats this year. So how do dogs to in this situation? 1-6 SU and ATS (ave line +5.9). Dig a littler deeper, how does conference play figure into this situation? AFC 1-7 ATS (ave line again -0.9) The only cover was back in 2003 where, ironically, the Colts won SU and ATS against the Chiefs 38-31! Now the Pats have been losers in this situations....
2004: Pats (-7) vs Eagles, 24-21
2011: Pats (-7) vs Ravens, 23-20
2012: Pats (-8) vs Ravens, 13-28
2014: Pats (+5) vs Broncos, ?
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CountNo_Account
SBR MVP
12-04-12
3410
#18385
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18386
Hi count.....I hope you attend NE vs. Den party I am having:
On the Menu:
Beverages:
Mickey's
Bud Light
Cuervo Cinnamon (good shit, will get the bitches wasted with even knowing- kinda like the purple passion back in high school).
Food:
Baby back ribs with whiskey (JD) sauce. (smoked for at least 6 hours)
Mozzarella sticks (home-made- very easy, don't buy that frozen shit)
Salsa and chips (fresh made with veggies frozen from the summer's garden)
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18387
Lines are blocking that good number on teasing the favs
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18388
Originally posted by JMon
Lines are blocking that good number on teasing the favs
couple spots got seattle -3,-20 so i might get a hawks +3/9ers +9 in next
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18389
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18390
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18391
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18392
man forgot about this gem from long ago
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18393
Originally posted by HERBJONES
man forgot about this gem from long ago
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18394
song starts at 4:50 for the add impaired
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18395
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18396
After watching the Chargers beat the Bengals (-6.5) SU. I was wonder how home teams did after B2B home wins that were not >-10 on the line. Too my surprise, not very good! Again, this is not significant as the sample size is small. It's all in good fun.
Since 2004, home teams (>-10) coming of B2B home wins are 12-22 SU and 6-27-1 ATS (ave line -3) and a average margin of defeat of 4.9. To my surprise this situation came frequently this year and actually fell in line with the numbers (ATS):
Titans (+3) vs Chiefs, 17-26
Browns (+2.5) vs Lions, 17-31
Chiefs (-7) vs Browns, 23-17
Giants (-3) vs. Cowboys, 21-24
Eagles (-3) vs. Lions, 34-20 (loser, loser)
Ravens (-6) vs. Vikings, 29-26
Bengals (-6.5) vs Chargers, 10-27
Now how's this situation fare in a playoff game? 2-11 SU and ATS since '04.
I already told you about the Bengals game of this year.
If you remember..last year.
Broncos (-9) vs Ravens 35-38
Hopefully it's not the same outcome for the Broncos...
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18397
I still in enjoy this tune
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SportsInteLect
SBR Wise Guy
11-05-12
520
#18398
Originally posted by JMon
Sports..hope life is good!
I would add... you know it's going to be a good BJ, when she pulls the hair tie off her wrist and ties her hair up in a pony tail.
JMon, looks like a killer party you got planned there. I don't know why, but every time I see your posts, I think of Jerry Garcia. You remind me of Jerry Garcia for some strange reason?
I can't complain, JMon. Life's been pretty damn goooooood. Hectic as Fukk, though, but damn good, though. Hope life's been good to you, as well, man. Hope, its going especially well for your your pops. I will be pulling for the forehead and your Broncos tomorrow.
Interesting statistics, right there.
I'm waiting for the Jean Pascal vs Lucian Bute boxing fight to start on HBO.
The crowd is going to be fukkin electric for this fight. The atmosphere should be like a super-fight in Vegas. I got some serious cheddar on Jean Pascal.
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18399
smokens sure fire way to pick up the ladies........
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18400
Jazz... 9 points in the 2nd.
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18401
Originally posted by SportsInteLect
JMon, looks like a killer party you got planned there. I don't know why, but every time I see your posts, I think of Jerry Garcia. You remind me of Jerry Garcia for some strange reason?
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18402
what up money?
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#18403
Link Not Working - Removed-)
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18404
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JMon
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9800
#18405
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CountNo_Account
SBR MVP
12-04-12
3410
#18406
Originally posted by JMon
Hi count.....I hope you attend NE vs. Den party I am having:
On the Menu:
Beverages:
Mickey's
Bud Light
Cuervo Cinnamon (good shit, will get the bitches wasted with even knowing- kinda like the purple passion back in high school).
Food:
Baby back ribs with whiskey (JD) sauce. (smoked for at least 6 hours)
Mozzarella sticks (home-made- very easy, don't buy that frozen shit)
Salsa and chips (fresh made with veggies frozen from the summer's garden)
Sounds like a great line-up!
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SportsInteLect
SBR Wise Guy
11-05-12
520
#18407
HERB ....OHHH SHITTTT!!!
Unfukkinbelievable, I'm never going to look at women the same way.
That rollin track is fire. Mos definitely a bump in my ride track. Most people have no clue that horror-core was invented in h-town. Shit, almost all hip-hop/rap comes from people rippin off the h-town sound. It pisses me off when artists never show props to h-town. I'll check in, after the fight is over.
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Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#18408
Fidel's boxing debut was sweet, memorable, and very short....
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Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#18409
Inno can't get enough of the "slip-n-slide" that I got him last christmas!