Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

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Dirty Lezbo

so how you doin there smoken? all ready for some new years festivities?

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MotherFckn JONEZ

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bets favorite ice cream.......

[Fidel_CashFlow]

lmao @ HerbJones tryin to give SmokenJoke shit in the contest.

Herb survives less then 1 percent odds in weeks 8 and 9 or else he would be swimming in -175 units along with Smokey




Good job though.

Told u after u dodged those -150 units moneylines on those b2b Seattle and Patriots

bets you would fukk around and take the lead on the contest.

[smokenjoke]

so how you doin there smoken? all ready for some new years festivities?

All good my Neck!!! How you doing?!¿ Can't wait for this year to end!!! Enough of this bs holiday cheer!!! Only good thing about it is the fam and food. Made up fckn holiday, tired of it!!!
Quick Q on Xmas: what is the meaning of the Xmas tree???

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Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black," the African-American version of "Snow White," has been put on hold.




All of the 7 dwarfs:

Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive-By, Pimp, and Shank, have refused to sing "Hi Ho" because they say it offends black prostitutes.





They also say they have no intention of singing "It's off to work we go".







It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in North Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood'







A black woman in Chicago was admitted to a hospital for an abortion.
Two weeks later she received a check for $1,500.
She phoned the hospital to ask who it was from.
The hospital clerk said "Crime Stoppers."

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Saw the Rousey/Tate fight Sportsn2Lect.

You were right. Highly entertaining bout.

I am willing to change my stance with Rousey a bit.

She looked great and put Tate in a lot of bad positions on the ground.

But Tate obviously owns her standing up . Id more then like to see a Rousey/Tate 3

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lmao @ HerbJones tryin to give SmokenJoke shit in the contest.

Herb survives less then 1 percent odds in weeks 8 and 9 or else he would be swimming in -175 units along with Smokey




Good job though.

Told u after u dodged those -150 units moneylines on those b2b Seattle and Patriots

bets you would fukk around and take the lead on the contest.

if i did anything more than half ass this contest id have at least 3 times the units i have now. those big moneylines are what put me 85 units in the hole to begin with. it would take 17 wins to get me back to even, so im break even on those at best. its not like you couldnt have made the same bets........

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not hating.Since your throwing smokeys stats out there giving him shit im simply reminding you of the less then 1 % odds you survived with a -650 moneyline in back to back weeks....

just like you would be reminding me right now if i was giving someone shit.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

"Ive got more then enough to eat @ home"

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bet a lot more people would start watching cooking shows ehhh ????

[smokenjoke]

All good Gentz. It's all good!!!

[Fidel_CashFlow]

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not hating.Since your throwing smokeys stats out there giving him shit im simply reminding you of the less then 1 % odds you survived with a -650 moneyline in back to back weeks....

just like you would be reminding me right now if i was giving someone shit.

and i lost with -500 moneylines too. and so has smoken, and everyone else who is playing the contest. you sound like you know who





because you gave up after the first week, even though its still not over, but at least you still got your sexy hair......

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All good Gentz. It's all good!!!

should refer back to the original "original" OG Fly Me for some beats we have missed Smokey

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should refer back to the original "original" OG Fly Me for some beats we have missed Smokey

you know I'm gonna hit you up on the 314 NY'z

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huge dif from winning and losing some. To beating unprecedented odds?


Rams had 8 chances to score from the 12 yard line and up .

3 of those 8 chances coming from the 1 yard line to win it .

Final

SEATTLE ST. LOUIS

14 9

SEATTLE<text> </text> (-588) [COLOR=#009800 !important]Win[/COLOR] 29.40 5.00

Down by 4 thousand at halftime too Bucs ?

Final

TAMPA BAY SEATTLE

24 27

SEATTLE<text> </text> (-1358) [COLOR=#009800 !important]Win[/COLOR] 67.90 5.00

hell this one alone right here had less then 2% chance to win .....

Final

CLEVELAND NEW ENGLAND

26 27

NEW ENGLAND<text> </text> (-470) [COLOR=#009800 !important]Win[/COLOR] 23.50 5.00

thats like -130 units right there. Just in a couple week timespan

The probability that ANY of those win is a longshot.

The probability that ALL of them win is easily less then 1 %.

That was my reasoning behind my comment.

I didnt expect you to freely admit you dodged some bullets that would of drastically changed everything...

But not going to let u make it seem like I cant point out a couple things to give you shit on ...

considering how much shit you like to dish out. Relax, would rather see you win the contest then

one of those peeps that have not posted in the thread at least once

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[Fidel_CashFlow]

those Seahawk games stick out too me so much because the Niners could of easily won that division.

The Seahawks struggled b2b weeks again teams with their backup quarterbacks @ the helm.

Yet somehow found a way to win at the end. So im a bit salty about those games to begin with .

Seattle 13-3 and Niners 12-4 ..... should of at least been a push easily imo .

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[Fidel_CashFlow]

Future plays are

Under 5 season wins





To win NFC West @ +110




Will John Madden record a reception this year.

(yes) -110

(no) +105







Those are my 3 future plays. Good luck fellow bettors

did cash on the Jags under 5 wins and Madden under 1 reception though

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smokenjoke... would you nibble on it ??

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HerbJones celebrating by himself after the lottery wins on Seattle Moneylines.

[smokenjoke]

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smokenjoke... would you nibble on it ??

Um Yeah!!!
You're fuckin wit King Papi Chulo when knockin culo. Pop your mulos out the socket tryin to ride with the sumo. You know my rise is high, word I be drillin em

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huge dif from winning and losing some. To beating unprecedented odds?


Rams had 8 chances to score from the 12 yard line and up .

3 of those 8 chances coming from the 1 yard line to win it .

Final

SEATTLE ST. LOUIS

14 9

SEATTLE<text> </text> (-588) [COLOR=#009800 !important]Win[/COLOR] 29.40 5.00

Down by 4 thousand at halftime too Bucs ?

Final

TAMPA BAY SEATTLE

24 27

SEATTLE<text> </text> (-1358) [COLOR=#009800 !important]Win[/COLOR] 67.90 5.00

hell this one alone right here had less then 2% chance to win .....

Final

CLEVELAND NEW ENGLAND

26 27

NEW ENGLAND<text> </text> (-470) [COLOR=#009800 !important]Win[/COLOR] 23.50 5.00

thats like -130 units right there. Just in a couple week timespan

The probability that ANY of those win is a longshot.

The probability that ALL of them win is easily less then 1 %.

That was my reasoning behind my comment.

I didnt expect you to freely admit you dodged some bullets that would of drastically changed everything...

But not going to let u make it seem like I cant point out a couple things to give you shit on ...

considering how much shit you like to dish out. Relax, would rather see you win the contest then

one of those peeps that have not posted in the thread at least once

try actually playing the contest before you attempt to give me shit about it. you act like im some sort of super lucky guy to be ahead because a couple of big moneylines won when you keep overlooking the fact that thats what put me in the hole to begin with. i lost way more than 3 -400 -500 and -600+ favs which added up to quite a few more units than they gave me back when they won. you should be talking about how unlucky i was to lose them instead. you could add up all kinds of shit and come out with unlikely results, like how i got fvkked by the ravens/minny under when they scored like 35 points in the last minute and a half to go over or the next week when dallas was up 29-3 in the 3rd and lost the game. theres probably less than 1% for you that went the other way. its not me being lucky or unlucky as i have no bearing on the outcome. i oculd very easily be up 150 units or more if i was "lucky"

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damn thats a nice ass coming out the water isnt it Smokey

going to run off and hit the vape .

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those Seahawk games stick out too me so much because the Niners could of easily won that division.

The Seahawks struggled b2b weeks again teams with their backup quarterbacks @ the helm.

Yet somehow found a way to win at the end. So im a bit salty about those games to begin with .

Seattle 13-3 and Niners 12-4 ..... should of at least been a push easily imo .

i remember tellin you before you made it that was a bad bet with no value, especially after you said that you expected SF to lose to seattle in seattle. im surprised the 9ers even came that close

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try actually playing the contest before you attempt to give me shit about it. you act like im some sort of super lucky guy to be ahead because a couple of big moneylines won when you keep overlooking the fact that thats what put me in the hole to begin with. i lost way more than 3 -400 -500 and -600+ favs which added up to quite a few more units than they gave me back when they won. you should be talking about how unlucky i was to lose them instead. you could add up all kinds of shit and come out with unlikely results, like how i got fvkked by the ravens/minny under when they scored like 35 points in the last minute and a half to go over or the next week when dallas was up 29-3 in the 3rd and lost the game. theres probably less than 1% for you that went the other way. its not me being lucky or unlucky as i have no bearing on the outcome. i oculd very easily be up 150 units or more if i was "lucky"

I find you astronomically lucky in this particular contest. I didnt expect you too accept my statements anyways.

Super huge moneylines are gone now. Everyone going to have to win against the spread.

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i remember tellin you before you made it that was a bad bet with no value, especially after you said that you expected SF to lose to seattle in seattle. im surprised the 9ers even came that close

yet I could of easily won it.Well at least pushed. If they lost both those games(which they should of)

then I would of won.

If you were on the other teams in those Seahawks games. St Louis and Tampa Bay

Im sure your opinion would be dif. Of course I thought Niners were going to lose in Seattle... and Seattle

was going to lose @ Niners stadium?

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BIGG UPPS Gentz!!! Gonna P.B. & honey it with a yooz hooz and Z it up!!! Munchiez like a mofo!!!
Catch you Guyz in a couple winkz!!!

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I find you astronomically lucky in this particular contest. I didnt expect you too accept my statements anyways.

Super huge moneylines are gone now. Everyone going to have to win against the spread.

now that is some funny shit. you must be astronomically lucky as well since you took 2 huge moneyline favs today and they won right? or is it that they were supposed to win and thats what happened?
the contest is wide open for anyone to win thats near even and i would like to see you start makin some picks