found out where smoken went, he was followin the rest of the skins and cowboys fans......
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#15698
Flying dildo hits bucks party guest, draws blood
THE best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo. The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead.
Mr Skumavc said he was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy - measuring about 12cm in length - at a bucks party to farewell friend's Peter Rolih's bachelorhood.
Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih's wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong.
The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.
Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party.
He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests.
Mr Skumavc said those who had seen the infamous ping-pong ball scene in the Australian film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert would know how the party trick worked.
He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.
"It wasn't a strong shot (when it hit me in the head)," he said. "It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle."
"She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other," he said.
"Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead.
"She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine ... then I touched my forehead and there was blood."
Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.
"I don't have a massive experience with dildos," he said.
The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.
"People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury)," he said.
i think this was dopalicious, he moved down there right about the time this happened
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Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17596
#15699
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#15700
fvkkin colombians apparently is a pretty widespread thing for dudes to lose their virginity to a donkey instead of a girl. watch the last couple minutes SMH
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53972
#15701
Count
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53972
#15702
I guess this hit single from 2006 sums it up well
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#15703
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53972
#15704
Originally posted by HERBJONES
fvkkin colombians apparently is a pretty widespread thing for dudes to lose their virginity to a donkey instead of a girl. watch the last couple minutes SMH
all that thick columbian ass over there ... and this is how it goes down.
the porno music at the end makes it soooo much worse
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#15705
some kick ass blues
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#15706
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
all that thick columbian ass over there ... and this is how it goes down.
the porno music at the end makes it soooo much worse
you see after he gets done he puts his head on its back and rubs the donkeys ass like hes in love
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53972
#15707
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53972
#15708
Originally posted by HERBJONES
you see after he gets done he puts his head on its back and rubs the donkeys ass like hes in love
u think he internal creampied it Herby?
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#15709
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
u think he internal creampied it Herby?
he didnt look like the type of guy that would wrap it up did he? of course that brings to mind the old joke,
what are mexicans?
living proof that indians fvcked buffalos
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#15710
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CountNo_Account
SBR MVP
12-04-12
3410
#15711
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HERBJONES
SBR MVP
01-27-12
4722
#15712
im still stuck in the AFF part since i only have 2 jumps under my belt