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**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-13-22, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by KVB

I wonder if he clicked the ad...

Would be kind of cool to see the night that you shot out of your Dad’s ballsack into your Mom’s love-hole, no?

**KVB** · 04-13-22, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Would be kind of cool to see the night that you shot out of your Dad’s ballsack into your Mom’s love-hole, no?

I don’t “keep up with the Kardashians” lol.

How many baby daddies does she have? How many tapes did she make?

Does Ye own any of them?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-13-22, 01:51 PM

I have no clue.

SBR site lagging again??

**Bostongambler** · 04-13-22, 02:14 PM

Lagging seems nice.

**stevenash** · 04-13-22, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by KVB

I wonder if he clicked the ad...

Todays radon thought, is Paris Hilton still relative?

Help out here gang, your pal Nasher actually has been doing real life stuff all day, get me up to speed, what did I miss?

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-13-22, 03:54 PM

Where’s OG SilverBack @ deez dayz ?

**stevenash** · 04-13-22, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Where’s OG SilverBack @ deez dayz ?

Good question.

**stevenash** · 04-13-22, 05:24 PM

Tessie Dog has a play.

She says she won't release it until Daddy takes her to Lake Mohegan.

She will give you a teaser alert, it's a play that concerns the late night game.

Could it be a total? Could it be a side?
Or even heaven forbid, could it be a rare Tessie Dog prop bet.

Tessie Dog has won eight straight.
Can Tessie Dog possibly win nine in a row.

Stay tuned.
Same Bat time, same Bat channel.

**stevenash** · 04-13-22, 06:22 PM

Tessie Dog is up 22 bones during this heater she's been on.
(I double checked Tessie Dog's accounting, it's correct)
Five of her winners were two boners, and three of the eight were four bone bombs.

8-0 +22*
* = one milk bone

Tessie Dog believes in bone management, so she woofs that tonight's play is only for two milk bones.

Tessie Dog says nine is fine.

SAS/NOP UNDER 225
2*

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-13-22, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Tessie Dog is up 22 bones during this heater she's been on.
(I double checked Tessie Dog's accounting, it's correct)
Five of her winners were two boners, and three of the eight were four bone bombs.

8-0 +22*
* = one milk bone

Tessie Dog believes in bone management, so she woofs that tonight's play is only for two milk bones.

Tessie Dog says nine is fine.

SAS/NOP UNDER 225
2*

Tailing .25 unit

I’ll pay some utility bills with this one !

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-13-22, 11:04 PM

Fuckin’ winner !!!

**stevenash** · 04-13-22, 11:21 PM

Trust me, I have nothing to do with these picks.
Tessie Dog just communicates them to me.

Can she make it ten straight?
If Tessie Dog can't do it nobody can.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-13-22, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Trust me, I have nothing to do with these picks.
Tessie Dog just communicates them to me.

Can she make it ten straight?
If Tessie Dog can't do it nobody can.

Wish you did an open team parlay on these. Would’ve cashed in big time, but none the less Nasher not strugglin’

**stevenash** · 04-14-22, 06:46 AM

Tessie Dog wants to know if Marvel would like a couple of steak bones.
When Tessie Dog wins, every dog wins.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-14-22, 08:02 AM

Tessie Dog knew

**stevenash** · 04-14-22, 08:08 AM

Daggles?
Corned beef hash and eggs, home fried taters, and rye bread toast?
You in?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-14-22, 08:10 AM

Ok. Save me a seat.

I’ll hobble my ass over.

**KVB** · 04-14-22, 10:15 AM

Oh wow , Tessie dog lighting it up.

Got distracted yesterday, then had some computer "things" to deal with.

Never made it back to SBR.

NHL:

I picked up NJ and Anahiem today. Deep discount dogs here.

Just need one to win.

Ana at +275 or so, and NJ at about +250.

**stevenash** · 04-14-22, 10:27 AM

'Sup KVB?

Dags, the home fries are crispy with bits o' onions.
Grab a seat KVB

Tessie Dog just looked over the card for today, she likes nothing in MLB, and there's no NBA.
Tessie Dog doesn't force plays, she says she'll try for a perfect ten Friday, Tessie Dog says she's going to binge stream Rin-Tin-Tin and Lassie movies all day and veg out.

**KVB** · 04-14-22, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Todays radon thought, is Paris Hilton still relative?

Help out here gang, your pal Nasher actually has been doing real life stuff all day, get me up to speed, what did I miss?

lol

You didn't miss much, that any of us know of, Nasher. I think this headline just might say it all...

Kim Kardashian's 6-Year-Old Son Saint Saw a Pop-Up Ad Offering 'Unseen Footage' of Her Sex Tape...

Kids will probably be alright after all this

If they survived that day when Auntie Caitlyn did a Mrs. Doubtfire with the toiled seat up, I think they can survive some unseen footage.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-14-22, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Oh wow , Tessie dog lighting it up.

Got distracted yesterday, then had some computer "things" to deal with.

Never made it back to SBR.

NHL:

I picked up NJ and Anahiem today. Deep discount dogs here.

Just need one to win.

Ana at +275 or so, and NJ at about +250.

Tailing let’s get this money .25 unit on both !

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-14-22, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by KVB

lol

You didn't miss much, that any of us know of, Nasher. I think this headline just might say it all...

Kids will probably be alright after all this

If they survived that day when Auntie Caitlyn did a Mrs. Doubtfire with the toiled seat up, I think they can survive some unseen footage.

**KVB** · 04-14-22, 01:21 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“I told you we’re going to the Playoffs…no one believed me. Weak a** Clippers beat their mother****ing a**”<br><br>Patrick Beverley in the locker room with KAT/Anthony Edwards after Clips vs. Timberwolves<br><br>(via @patbev21/IG) <a href="https://t.co/PHzKd0i6y6">pic.twitter.com/PHzKd0i6y6</a></p>— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClutchPointsApp/status/1514107894295269385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >April 13, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Take they a** home. Long flight to LA. Take ya’ll a** home.”<br><br>What Patrick Beverley (who was enjoying a Bud Light) told his old Clippers teammates after winning the NBA Play-In <a href="https://t.co/0MWh3fGSTf">pic.twitter.com/0MWh3fGSTf</a></p>— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClutchPointsApp/status/1514112548508819457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >April 13, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**KVB** · 04-14-22, 02:49 PM

This is huge.

Could be worth more points in the market than any other player on any other team...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Dallas Mavericks announced today that an MRI confirmed a left calf strain for Luka Dončić.<br><br>Dončić has begun treatment and there is no timetable for his return. <a href="https://t.co/L7GPE4Lfe0">pic.twitter.com/L7GPE4Lfe0</a></p>— Mavs PR (@MavsPR) <a href="https://twitter.com/MavsPR/status/1513914227488174091?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >April 12, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

**stevenash** · 04-14-22, 04:27 PM

Just pooped a football.
Telling you guys it was so impressive I called over Ally to look at it,
She was like "no way that thing passed through your ass"

I'm going to call the Guinness World Record people, this has to be the worlds largest turd.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-14-22, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Just pooped a football.
Telling you guys it was so impressive I called over Ally to look at it,
She was like "no way that thing passed through your ass"

I'm going to call the Guinness World Record people, this has to be the worlds largest turd.

dying

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-14-22, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Just pooped a football.
Telling you guys it was so impressive I called over Ally to look at it,
She was like "no way that thing passed through your ass"

I'm going to call the Guinness World Record people, this has to be the worlds largest turd.

**stevenash** · 04-14-22, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Just pooped a football.
Telling you guys it was so impressive I called over Ally to look at it,
She was like "no way that thing passed through your ass"

I'm going to call the Guinness World Record people, this has to be the worlds largest turd.

So I just got off the phone with the Guinness people and I told the woman I think I just pooped the worlds largest turd ever and she told me "Sir, we get dozens of calls a day from men claiming they pooped the worlds largest turd, we don't keep records of that, you have to call the EFSM"

I said what is the EFSM she said the European Fecal Standards and Measures.

I need to look up that number now.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-14-22, 06:50 PM

You got this beat, Nasher?

The largest-recorded dollop of human dung will blow your mind

https://nypost.com/2021/05/20/the-largest-recorded-dollop-of-human-dung-will-blow-your-mind/amp/

**stevenash** · 04-14-22, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

You got this beat, Nasher?

https://nypost.com/2021/05/20/the-la...your-mind/amp/

I think so
The EFSM told me to take a digital picture of my football turd and send it to them. they have technology to tell just exactly how much it weighs.

**hubie69** · 04-14-22, 08:09 PM

Nasher what's Tessie Dawg think of the Raptors/76ers series

**stevenash** · 04-14-22, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by hubie69

Nasher what's Tessie Dawg think of the Raptors/76ers series

Woof-woof-bark

Translation. no lean either way.

**hubie69** · 04-14-22, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Woof-woof-bark

Translation. no lean either way.

Kind of feeling Raptors on the series price at 165.

**stevenash** · 04-14-22, 09:48 PM

^
That's a kitty that's at peace with the world.

**KnuckleHeadz** · 04-14-22, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by hubie69

Kind of feeling Raptors on the series price at 165.

What’s going on in the left corner there Hubie, some VR porn?