Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-30-22, 11:07 AM

Excuse me guys I’m high af …

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**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 11:13 AM

Hey Dags?
Do you think Alec, that Shriner kid in the commercial is the wheelchair ever got a hummer?

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Excuse me guys I’m high af …

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Excuse me guys I’m high af …

https://voca.ro/1ixesjNaMmhf

Oh shit

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Hey Dags?
Do you think Alec, that Shriner kid in the commercial is the wheelchair ever got a hummer?

Don’t know who Alec is, but yeah probably.

I hope so

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Excuse me guys I’m high af …

https://voca.ro/1ixesjNaMmhf

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 11:24 AM

Eastbound Strangler lookin creepy as fuk

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-30-22, 11:27 AM

SBR pro again gotta love these hands outs, I’ll hold my tongue briefly with these hopefully temporarily set backs.

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 11:28 AM

Dags, Jerky?
You want to get high?
Just get a whiff that just came out of my anus.

The DEA just classified it as a schedule 1 narcotic.
Even Tessie Dog is running for the hills.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Dags, Jerky?
You want to get high?
Just get a whiff that just came out of my anus.

The DEA just classified it as a schedule 1 narcotic.
Even Tessie Dog is running for the hills.

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 11:33 AM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 11:44 AM

You know what a good day is, Nasher?

A good day is when you go in for poo #2 and the bathroom still smells like poo #1

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 03-30-22, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Excuse me guys I’m high af …

https://voca.ro/1ixesjNaMmhf

So angry and a lot of bad words! I prefer my rappers safe and nonviolent like that Fresh Prince kid. You never hear about him disrespecting anybody…..

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**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

You know what a good day is, Nasher?

A good day is when you go in for poo #2 and the bathroom still smells like poo #1

I wake up each and every morning thanking God just for giving me the opportunity to achieve that.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 11:58 AM

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-30-22, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

So angry and a lot of bad words! I prefer my rappers safe and nonviolent like that Fresh Prince kid. You never hear about him disrespecting anybody…..

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well done by you sir.

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-30-22, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Imagine putting this broad on her back & fuckin’ these puppies with some water based lube.

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-30-22, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Dags, Jerky?
You want to get high?
Just get a whiff that just came out of my anus.

The DEA just classified it as a schedule 1 narcotic.
Even Tessie Dog is running for the hills.

You funny suck f u c k, love you Nasher

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-30-22, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

Are those your ‘everyday’ balloons?

🤣 Yes Sir!

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

You funny suck f u c k, love you Nasher

Back at ya slick.

I gotta blast a porcelain massive.
Place your bets time.

Over/Under
Number of flushes it takes to get the whole mother load down.
over 2.5 -110
under 2.5 -110

**hubie69** · 03-30-22, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Back at ya slick.

I gotta blast a porcelain massive.
Place your bets time.

Over/Under
Number of flushes it takes to get the whole mother load down.
over 2.5 -110
under 2.5 -110

Under.

**hubie69** · 03-30-22, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Excuse me guys I’m high af …

https://voca.ro/1ixesjNaMmhf

Originally posted by hubie69

Originally <a href='https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3626420-post-your-christmas-spending-bankroll.html#post29794453'>posted</a> on 10/16/2020:

Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the house,

JJ was banged up, Rooster the size of a mouse,

Phile Steele magazines were hung by the Chimney with care,

In hopes the bowl game bankroll would soon be tossed in the air;

The broke dikks were nestled all snug in their beds,

While Landers rubberband play hit big in JJ's head;

Genie dumps threads to the saloon and I had to handicap,

Maction and FunBelt, Thursday Night games were coming ASAP.

When out in PT, there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my book to see what was the matter;

Away to PT I flew like a flash,

Morino was posting fade material, time to get that cash!

The forum aflutter with useless JJ threads,

SammyNCharge was selling cars to get that bread.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

There was Rudy, with a shitload of beer!

KVB's contrarian fund was so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment he faded Seaweeds pick.

More rapid than eagles Morino's parasites came,

He whistled and shouted and called them all names;

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-30-22, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Back at ya slick.

I gotta blast a porcelain massive.
Place your bets time.

Over/Under
Number of flushes it takes to get the whole mother load down.
over 2.5 -110
under 2.5 -110

Excuse me “sick f u c k”, but you knew better. I’ll go with over 2.5 max with a whole bottle of febreze.

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Excuse me “sick f u c k”, but you knew better. I’ll go with over 2.5 max with a whole bottle of febreze.

Febreze?
WTF is that?
That's weak ass shit, Febreze wouldn't last four minutes.
Febreze has a hard enough time with Allsion's dukes.
And that girl can rip 'em too.
Don't tell her, but that's why I married her.
Think industrial strength Lysol, uncut in a can for the win.

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-30-22, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Excuse me guys I’m high af …

https://voca.ro/1ixesjNaMmhf

Good shit BTJ, got me fired up and in the mood to shoot shit…

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 01:25 PM

Don’t step on knuckler’s land

He’ll put 2 through your temple

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Don’t step on knuckler’s land

He’ll put 2 through your temple

God Bless Knuckler.
We need more Americans like him.

"Fuk with me and say hello to my little friend"

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-30-22, 01:41 PM

Where we at with the slab of meat DDD?

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

Where we at with the slab of meat DDD?

My money is on Marvel got to it.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 02:24 PM

Lol… that happened the other day

Had a ribeye seasoned in salt and pepper on the counter

I stepped away and when I came back the fukkin steak was gone

Lesson learned… keep the meat in the CENTER of the counter

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-30-22, 02:31 PM

Hubie getting PAID

**stevenash** · 03-30-22, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Lol… that happened the other day

Had a ribeye seasoned in salt and pepper on the counter

I stepped away and when I came back the fukkin steak was gone

Lesson learned… keep the meat in the CENTER of the counter

The late, great Zippy did that on occasion.
Ally used to run a pub and grill.
She did a grueling 18 hour weekend Friday holiday one time.
She comes home dragging ass, in she comes though the deck back door with this humongous 28 oz. cowboy steak.
She puts the steak down, goes to the header to pee, checks in with me, goes back to the kitchen, 3am, and in a matter of four minutes, the only thing left of a 2 lb medium rare cowboy steak was a slice of fat and Zippy is staring at us licking his chops.

Only thing we could do is laugh, pat Zip on the head, and laugh again.

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-30-22, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Febreze?
WTF is that?
That's weak ass shit, Febreze wouldn't last four minutes.
Febreze has a hard enough time with Allsion's dukes.
And that girl can rip 'em too.
Don't tell her, but that's why I married her.
Think industrial strength Lysol, uncut in a can for the win.

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-30-22, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

Good shit BTJ, got me fired up and in the mood to shoot shit…

F u c k yeah Knuckles, that’s always a good time in the range !