Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

hubie69 · 02-28-22, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Wtf

Thats right daggles.

Daggles have you ever been to Canada?

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-28-22, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by hubie69

Thats right daggles.

Daggles have you ever been to Canada?

Umm… My camel called. He wants his toe back.

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-28-22, 07:45 PM

Hubie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Hubie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Hubie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

hubie69 · 02-28-22, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Hubie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Hubie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Hubie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

This is about right. Officially unreported.

BeatTheJerk · 02-28-22, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Hubie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Hubie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Hubie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

Good one Daggie !!!

Bostongambler · 02-28-22, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Hubie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Hubie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Hubie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

Is it a Rolex?

wolfmanmeadows · 02-28-22, 09:08 PM

#PlayingDozens

hubie69 · 02-28-22, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Is it a Rolex?

You know it

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 08:14 AM

After going 10-1 yesterday, you can call me Mr 59%

stevenash · 03-01-22, 08:18 AM

Daggles?
Want to know something?

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Daggles?
Want to know something?

Yes, of course.

hubie69 · 03-01-22, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Yes, of course.

I thought you were Mr 59%? I'm shocked you would respond to daggles.

stevenash · 03-01-22, 08:37 AM

I pooped, that's what.

Nasher's back.

And it was a real stinker too.

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by hubie69

I thought you were Mr 59%? I'm shocked you would respond to daggles.

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

I pooped, that's what.

Nasher's back.

And it was a real stinker too.

Did you wipe your butt?

stevenash · 03-01-22, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Did you wipe your butt?

I had to, twice man.

It was kind of a sloppy poopy.
It was hardly a solid effort, more like a hybrid Hormel Dinty Moore Beef Stew/Carvel soft serve number two.

On the plus side when it's coming out you don't feel like you're squeezing out a porcupine, the drawback being you need three big boy wipes to clean up that mudslide.

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 09:14 AM

Had to take Marvel to the vet last night.

My poor lil girl has an ear infection.

I guess that’s common with puppies, especially ones with floppy ears.

They flushed out her ears and cleaned her up good with antibiotics

She feels a lot better today fetching her toy balls like a good happy girl

MaltedHopsFrenzy · 03-01-22, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Left, right or middle?

Me: “Could you 3 skanks hurry up and take the damn picture! My reservations are for 7 o’clock and I’m already running late…..”

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hubie69 · 03-01-22, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

Me: “Could you 3 skanks hurry up and take the damn picture! My reservations are for 7 o’clock and I’m already running late…..”

<a rel="nofollow" href="https://ibb.co/m6zm8QK"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/t8CSXy6/93-A77921-B9-DB-456-B-A49-F-1-FF96273-E544.jpg" alt="93-A77921-B9-DB-456-B-A49-F-1-FF96273-E544" border="0"></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="https://ibb.co/6yKBWVT"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/wdnsz3P/F618-A007-667-D-4-B6-B-BD8-D-E0-E387521-D8-E.jpg" alt="F618-A007-667-D-4-B6-B-BD8-D-E0-E387521-D8-E" border="0"></a>

Start with chop chop salad, then a 16oz ribeye oscar style, Broccoli and Cauliflower, crem brulee.

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 09:45 AM

Definitely getting some oysters on the half shell too

stevenash · 03-01-22, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I guess that’s common with puppies, especially ones with floppy ears.

They flushed out her ears and cleaned her up good with antibiotics

She feels a lot better today fetching her toy balls like a good happy girl

Very common and antibiotics are a puppy dogs best friend.
Pop her one extra treat for being brave.

You know who has floppy ears?
She does.

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DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 10:15 AM

Everyone’s looking at the negative side of war

No one noticed how the Paralympics are going to be an easy win for Ukraine

Too soon?

stevenash · 03-01-22, 10:21 AM

Wally says to Beaver:

"Beaver, have you ever heard of girls"
Beaver says "Well gee Wally, sure I've heard of girls, I just wish they were ever invented"

That Judy Rankin was always mean to Beaver.

hubie69 · 03-01-22, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Everyone’s looking at the negative side of war

No one noticed how the Paralympics are going to be an easy win for Ukraine

Too soon?

Nah. I don't think so. One of my pussies also liked it.

stevenash · 03-01-22, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by hubie69

Nah. I don't think so. One of my pussies also liked it.

Who doesn't like pussy?
(that old gag)

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 10:39 AM

Too many cute animal pics on this page.

I’m slacking

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 10:40 AM

Fawk this guy

Russia can keep him

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Russell Texas Bentley not a couple hours ago, he's been there fighting and working for the past 8 years, total badass:<a href="https://t.co/3QU0nysB75">https://t.co/3QU0nysB75</a> <a href="https://t.co/HXpWSfvxB3">https://t.co/HXpWSfvxB3</a> <a href="https://t.co/8QvGzq58Vk">pic.twitter.com/8QvGzq58Vk</a></p>— Vasta (@Current2182) <a href="https://twitter.com/Current2182/status/1498304197019774982?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >February 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

stevenash · 03-01-22, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Too many cute animal pics on this page.

I’m slacking

You're holding your own.

hubie69 · 03-01-22, 10:46 AM

Love the cute animal pics. We need more.

wolfmanmeadows · 03-01-22, 10:47 AM

NHL ML
PHI
NYI

Draw
CGY/MIN
BOS/ANA

NBA spread
WAS

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by hubie69

Love the cute animal pics. We need more.

stevenash · 03-01-22, 11:04 AM

Help me out here Dags?
I can't find any naked pictures of Brynn Thayer on the 'net.

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 11:07 AM

This is fukkin disgusting right here

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We need to name and shame these absolute cowards. You should be appalled at yourselves. Also, let’s get this brave young man some Martial Arts training. <a href="https://t.co/mposAJIDlw">https://t.co/mposAJIDlw</a></p>— michael (@bisping) <a href="https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1498685693949878287?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >March 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-01-22, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Help me out here Dags?
I can't find any naked pictures of Brynn Thayer on the 'net.

The soap star?

KVB · 03-01-22, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

This is fukkin disgusting right here

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We need to name and shame these absolute cowards. You should be appalled at yourselves. Also, let’s get this brave young man some Martial Arts training. <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/mposAJIDlw">https://t.co/mposAJIDlw</a></p>— michael (@bisping) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1498685693949878287?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >March 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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