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  • stevenash
    Moderator
    • 01-17-11
    • 65448

    #111056
    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo


    My parents have a dog that pisses all over the place from excitement when I go visit them.

    Fidels, I have a feeling you would do the same if we were ever to meet in person.
    Cooper leaves me a puddle of pee when I go out.
    We call it a protest piss.

    It's like he's saying "Daddy went out, I'll show him, I'll piss all over the floor"

    That's a protest piss.
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    • Da Manster!
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-13-07
      • 17720

      #111057
      Since we are on an animal love theme how about this fireman saving the kitten's life!....

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      • stevenash
        Moderator
        • 01-17-11
        • 65448

        #111058
        Originally posted by Da Manster!
        Since we are on an animal love theme how about this fireman saving the kitten's life!....



        Daggles loves pussy.
        (what? I'm talking about cats)
        That gag never gets old.
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        • Fidel_CashFlow
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-03-12
          • 53970

          #111059
          Hey , at least we can watch these
          type of YOUTUBE vids on sbr without it restricting us cuz there's a gun
          in the video or a cuss word
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          • Fidel_CashFlow
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-03-12
            • 53970

            #111060
            And I know it's not SBR fault
            It's youtube since we are living
            In this "I'm offended " era
            is worse than ever right now
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            • Fidel_CashFlow
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-03-12
              • 53970

              #111061
              I've actually posted a few vids like
              this in this thread . This is a good channel
              The rescue vids like Manster posted
              are nice too...although a lot more graphic
              Because some of the shape these animals
              are in when rescued is unbelievable

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              • Da Manster!
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-13-07
                • 17720

                #111062
                Originally posted by stevenash


                Daggles loves pussy.
                (what? I'm talking about cats)
                That gag never gets old.
                Which reminds me...Listen up Fly Me Crew...A public service message from Da' Manster....Next time one of you fine young gents goes down on one of your lady friends and/or spouse and you want to eat her box but there is a foul and horrible odor coming from down there, you simply look her in the eye and tell her in a very polite and cute kind of way..."I'm sorry sweetie, but your kitty has bad breath!"...
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                • Fidel_CashFlow
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-03-12
                  • 53970

                  #111063
                  If there ever was a foul or horrible
                  odor down there ... I won't be going back
                  One does not 4get those type of things
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                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-03-12
                    • 53970

                    #111064
                    Do hookers have good hygiene Manster?
                    Really wondering. I'm actually guessing
                    the ones that go to hotels aren't too bad since
                    it's a free shower in hotel room.
                    But in the same respect... the hygiene
                    of the hookers who fukk their clients here
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                    • stevenash
                      Moderator
                      • 01-17-11
                      • 65448

                      #111065
                      Carseller just might be the very worst poker player I have ever seen.
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                      • Da Manster!
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-13-07
                        • 17720

                        #111066
                        Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                        Do hookers have good hygiene Manster?
                        Really wondering. I'm actually guessing
                        the ones that go to hotels aren't too bad since
                        it's a free shower in hotel room.
                        But in the same respect... the hygiene
                        of the hookers who fukk their clients here
                        most of the ones that I've banged have had good hygiene...you'd be surprised......and never done it to one on a mattress that was outside...although now that you posted it, it's now officially on my bucket list!...
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                        • Fidel_CashFlow
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-03-12
                          • 53970

                          #111067
                          Ur welcome
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                          • stevenash
                            Moderator
                            • 01-17-11
                            • 65448

                            #111068
                            Originally posted by Da Manster!
                            most of the ones that I've banged have had good hygiene...you'd be surprised......and never done it to one on a mattress that was outside...although now that you posted it, it's now officially on my bucket list!...
                            You ever do one in a van under a bridge abutment?
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #111069
                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                              <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/IncomparableMerryBoa' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='844'></iframe><p><a rel="nofollow" href="https://gfycat.com/discover/beth-lily-gifs">
                              Yooo
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #111070
                                Originally posted by Jibbysdaddy
                                In San Diego there's always a line to the street. It's ridiculous. Not even as good as Chic fil a and their fries suck.
                                I remember.

                                But In-N-out lines were always longer.

                                Even Jibby knows.

                                Right, Jibbysdad?
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                                • Da Manster!
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-13-07
                                  • 17720

                                  #111071
                                  Originally posted by stevenash
                                  You ever do one in a van under a bridge abutment?
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                                  • stevenash
                                    Moderator
                                    • 01-17-11
                                    • 65448

                                    #111072
                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                    Yooo
                                    Nice milkers.
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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #111073
                                      Originally posted by stevenash
                                      Nice milkers.
                                      For sure, man.

                                      Definitely.

                                      Milk Milk
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                                      • stevenash
                                        Moderator
                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 65448

                                        #111074
                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                        For sure, man.

                                        Definitely.

                                        Milk Milk
                                        Moo

                                        Had eggplant parm with Penni earlier.
                                        My farts are amazing right now.
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81450

                                          #111075
                                          Originally posted by stevenash
                                          Moo

                                          Had eggplant parm with Penni earlier.
                                          My farts are amazing right now.
                                          I wish I could smell them.

                                          I bet they are phenomenal, Nasher.
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                                          • stevenash
                                            Moderator
                                            • 01-17-11
                                            • 65448

                                            #111076
                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                            I wish I could smell them.

                                            I bet they are phenomenal, Nasher.
                                            Every time I rip one my butt cheeks flap.
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #111077
                                              Originally posted by stevenash
                                              Every time I rip one my butt cheeks flap.
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #111078
                                                Ice/snow has melted

                                                Now I hear coyotes going crazy

                                                Hungry motherfukkers
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                                                • stevenash
                                                  Moderator
                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                  • 65448

                                                  #111079
                                                  When it is all said and done and there is nothing more left to say or do except to say good night Daggles.
                                                  If the creek don't rise and the sun don't fry see 'ya tomorrow (which is today)
                                                  Hugs and kisses.
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #111080
                                                    Love you, Nasherz
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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81450

                                                      #111081
                                                      Wait...

                                                      Anybody wanna bang buttholes?

                                                      If not it’s cool.

                                                      Just askin, ya know?
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                                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-03-12
                                                        • 53970

                                                        #111082
                                                        Nah
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #111083
                                                          Sup youngin
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                                                          • stevek173
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-29-08
                                                            • 27598

                                                            #111084
                                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            Wait...

                                                            Anybody wanna bang buttholes?

                                                            If not it’s cool.

                                                            Just askin, ya know?
                                                            No, but if you wanna see 10's do that I can take you to a place
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                                                            • Da Manster!
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 07-13-07
                                                              • 17720

                                                              #111085
                                                              Hey Steve!...play this song and do a video with your band or solo!...I bet you would kick ass and crush it!...


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                                                              • stevenash
                                                                Moderator
                                                                • 01-17-11
                                                                • 65448

                                                                #111086
                                                                Just go back from the doctors office.
                                                                Had an EKG.
                                                                The ticker is doing just fine.
                                                                I hate those electrode things they stick on your chest though, when they rip it off it feels like you're at one of those Brazilian bikini wax joints.

                                                                Your pal Nasher is in fine shape, the doctor told me to eliminate the eggs from my diet, I asked him "Why, is my cholesterol to high, he said no, the cholesterol is just fine it's just that your farts are killing me.

                                                                My resting heart rate is solid too, it's 62 beats per minute.
                                                                There are some that would like to see my resting heart rate at zero though.

                                                                OK, that's all the time I have this afternoon, I'll be back at 8pm for the evening show, and remember to tip the drink server.
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #111087
                                                                  Atta boy, Nasher
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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81450

                                                                    #111088
                                                                    I watched this last night.

                                                                    Pretty good.

                                                                    I mean, we all like movies with midgets, right?


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                                                                    • stevenash
                                                                      Moderator
                                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                                      • 65448

                                                                      #111089
                                                                      ^
                                                                      There are two comedic formulas.

                                                                      Farts = funny
                                                                      and
                                                                      Midgets = Funny
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                                                                      • KVB
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                                        • 74817

                                                                        #111090
                                                                        "And as we wind on down the road
                                                                        Our shadows taller than our soul.
                                                                        There walks a lady we all know
                                                                        Who shines white light and wants to show
                                                                        How everything still turns gold.
                                                                        And if you listen very hard
                                                                        The tune will come to you at last.
                                                                        When all is on and one is all
                                                                        To be a rock and not to roll...not to roll..."

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