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[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

906

6-Oct

TB -125

Seem to be stuck on Tampa here. This is not a backbone play, yet.

Listening to this stuff loud this morning until it's time to put on gangsta rap.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Waffles at Kim’s house today.

[turtledoves]

this guy has a GoPro strapped to himself and live streams all the time

are there gonna be paid membership levels for the KVB's High channel? youtube takes a big cut

https://youtu.be/GLrdl5QM3zE

[turtledoves]

Waffles at Kim’s house today.

hope they're real

[stevek173]

We need more waffles than that

[DiggityDaggityDo]

We need more waffles than that

How about some ass to go with those waffles instead?

[KVB]

Wow, if I strapped a GoPro 24/7.

What a show.

I was just downstairs, got a coffee, walk through the room where both kids are doing school from home. Daughter stressing because she has a B in Honors Advanced Algebra but the teacher hasn't entered a few assignments and the quarter ends Friday.

She's a straight A all honors student who has perfect attendance through 10 years of school. The camera would have caught the tender fatherly moment where I explain to her it's something to deal with, but not overly stress about. After school we'll get together and she'll send a message to the teacher.

Then I get upstairs, take a look at the lines and charts, then break out Billy Bong Thornton's cousin, we call it the Anvil.

I lead one very rounded life.

No paid subs, it's a SBR thing. I'm doing it for all our benefits.

[KVB]

We need more waffles than that

If by waffles you meant , ass and skin then...

[KVB]

How about some ass to go with those waffles instead?

Right.

#4.

#1 in reverse.

The furthest on the right.

4 over from the left.

Maybe #3 if it's a tag team match.

[KVB]

One thing's for sure.

If I promise to send you nudes if you prove you voted for a specific candidate then I could lose youtube verification...

Tana Mongeau Loses YouTube Verification Amid Speculation About Her Offering to Send Nudes to Voters

This story was in the sports feed, briefly.




With these new campaign tactis, this election is heating up!!!!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

KVB, send me a dick pic and I’ll vote for Kanye.

[stevek173]

OMG

[KVB]

So I'm only reserving my nudes for my Onlyfans account.

Wait, I just had a thought.

What if I release plays and analysis only at OnlyFans? It's like a way to tout for money, but not really be tout.

I could have "Boner Locks" that I only reveal by writing on my dikk with a sharpie, my hard dick.

The play release video will just be the GoPro focused on my flacid cawk. Then the camera can watch my blossoming boner slowly reveal the whole play when it's fully erect.

People be like "it's the Rams!! The boner lock bet is the Los Angeles Rams!!"

"No wait, it's the Chargers!! Hold up, the bet is the Los Angeles Chargers!!!"

[KVB]

KVB, send me a dick pic and I’ll vote for Kanye.

[stevek173]

How about some ass to go with those waffles instead?

#2 knows she's outclassed

[KVB]

Let's be honest here, I'm one of the few people that could get an entire Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger prop bet written down on their dikks without running out of room.

Right??

[KVB]

The only probelem is there can only be one boner lock every so often.

Even scrubbing with steel wool it takes some time to erase sharpie from a rooster.

Just sayin'.

[stevek173]

Right, right.


Umm, wtf?

[KVB]

Just spoke to my wife.

My handwriting is atrocious so she will be writing the boner locks in sharpie. Then for the "release" video, she will dance around behind the camera naked, just in case I can't get a boner on cue.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

KVB, give us a Long Dong Lock.

[KVB]

Right, right.


Umm, wtf?

You gonna subscribe to the KVB's High Onlyfans account?

It will be the only way to get boner locks before the games start.

[KVB]

KVB, give us a Long Dong Lock.

Most people couldn't fit Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger on their khacks, let alone with some over under yards or receptions with the odds and prices.

So just remember that.

Maybe for the prop bets we'll bring in Auto Donk.

But his wife can write those down and to be safe the video play release will have to be done outdoors, so no biggie.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’m picturing some foreign soccer matches on KVB’s trouser snake.

[KVB]

I’m picturing some foreign soccer matches on KVB’s trouser snake.

Bro, that gives this movie clip a WHOLE NUTHA meaning...

Right?????

[KVB]

"Do you understand the words that are cumming out of my mouth?"

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[KVB]

Nice reading glasses, spikey dildo, and sybian machine.

Oh yeah, nice ass too.

[KVB]

Wait, is that a sybian machine or a Darth Vader helmet?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’m not quite sure.

More reasesrch might be needed.

I wish I could do a taste test to find out for sure.

[Bostongambler]

Left

[Bostongambler]

Oh wait, wrong thread.

[KVB]

I’m not quite sure.

More reasesrch might be needed.

I wish I could do a taste test to find out for sure.

You think she left some snail trails on a Darth Vader helmet?

That...sounds...Hawt!!!

[KVB]

Left

Oh wait, wrong thread.

How about some ass to go with those waffles instead?

Left

Oh wait, wrong thread.

Oh I think it's the right thread alright.

Solid choice, she will easily have the best "O" face and and and ass for days.

We expect a fully detailed report with key questions being answered. Does she, in fact, workout? Is she, in real life, as nice as she seems?

[Fidel_CashFlow]