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[Fidel_CashFlow]

Also , you all have no idea how badass that makes me btw
i shut down , even though the mall I’m in isn’t allowing it
let that shit sink in for a second because it’s easy to overlook it as only being a fraction
of badassness that it really is . We could be fined, or even worse.
And I just told the property manager
that it’s blood on his hands not mine

once again ,no place in our mall has shut down
I just did 30 minutes ago
EVEN THOUGH MY CORPORATE CONTRACT SAYS YOU CANT
dont need a pat on the back though
90 % of the badass shit that’s done around here ever gets mentioned or acknowledged

not to mention , the fact that me shutting down is gonna cost me approximately 8 grand in revenue

[Fidel_CashFlow]

So fukking pumped about the decision I just made
even went around to surrounding stores tellin them
they were like, YOU CANT, then I was like , I AM

then they were like
but im very fired up about it too , this is going to impact us in many ways
touchy subject to be honest

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Also , you all have no idea how badass that makes me btw
i shut down , even though the mall I’m in isn’t allowing it
let that shit sink in for a second because it’s easy to overlook it as only being a fraction
of badassness that it really is . We could be fined, or even worse.
And I just told the property manager
that it’s blood on his hands not mine

once again ,no place in our mall has shut down
I just did 30 minutes ago
EVEN THOUGH MY CORPORATE CONTRACT SAYS YOU CANT
dont need a pat on the back though
90 % of the badass shit that’s done around here ever gets mentioned or acknowledged

[Fidel_CashFlow]

No sports for at least 8 weeks
omg China fukked up the whole world

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Risky move
badass , but risky

[DiggityDaggityDo]

That was an amazing article you posted Daggles
wealth of information and logic in there
I’ve sent it to over a hundred people so far

I knew I would take shit when I posted but don't care.

Laugh at me now, lets see if you are laughing at me later.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Aready talked to the girlfriend
our daughter is staying back and forth between here and her friend Sarah’s house
they are already quarantined But are allowing Jordyn to come over , only her .
Amd the girlfriend already said the blowjobs and porno style sex with be plentiful during this phase

Am I still allowed to come over and get blowies?

[Bostongambler]

Am I still allowed to come over and get blowies?

Blowies seem nice.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I knew I would take shit when I posted but don't care.

Laugh at me now, lets see if you are laughing at me later.

I was being serious

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Am I still allowed to come over and get blowies?

I be getting futuristic head
Bitch out from finishing in mouth sometimes
Cuz its no mercy even during the finale

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I was being serious

I know. I didn't mean YOU when I said 'you'. By 'you' I meant those laughing.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I be getting futuristic head
Bitch out from finishing in mouth sometimes
Cuz its no mercy even during the finale

I know. Sometimes I am watching, even when you don't know I am watching.

[turtledoves]

nobody knows the evil that they might do

poor Lil Yummy

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-killer-called-yummy-20190919-j7i3tgjalrhodofqukrg2rzpye-story.html

[turtledoves]

[Fidel_CashFlow]

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[Fidel_CashFlow]

Lol so let down by SBRs tech features

[Fidel_CashFlow]

0 for 1 on the promised blowjobs

0- 1 on promised vaginal / anal encounters

This isn't a promising start yall

[DiggityDaggityDo]

0 for 1 on the promised blowjobs

0- 1 on promised vaginal / anal encounters

This isn't a promising start yall

I know. I saw.

[smokenjoke]

Be safe fellaz!!!

[KVB]

I know. I saw.

[PittsburghPlayer]

What happens if I receive oral sex from someone who has coronavirus?

little know fact, oral sex is the cure
but you have to shoot the load down her throat with no warning so that they are startled

cured my marriage

[turtledoves]

little know fact, oral sex is the cure
but you have to shoot the load down her throat with no warning so that they are startled

cured my marriage

everyone knows that washing your feet in lemon juice while singing Wake Me Up Before You GoGo is the only cure

Coronavirus= jitterbug

[KVB]

When I was a kid a bunch of us went to the store one Friday night and got in line with 72 rolls of toilet paper and 3 dozen eggs.

Boy did we get some dirty looks.

Now it’s commonplace.

[turtledoves]

rotten egg shits are bad, smart stocking up on TP

[KVB]

Love that smell. Unless it comes from somebody else.

Why is it we can stand the smell of our own farts? Even the bad ones. But if it comes from someone else it’s terrible.

Evolution?

[turtledoves]

Only THC% counts towards the 2.5oz per 2 weeks allotment, not THCA. This means you can buy around 10 grams of normal concentrate, or 140 grams of high THCA LR.

[turtledoves]

You sound like a fart smelling freak to me. Maybe it has something to do with your body's microbiology

I smell my armpits in the shower after eating Indian food to see if I smell like an Indian-food eating person.

[KVB]

You sound like a fart smelling freak to me...

Wrong, it's evolution...

Let's get this straight. Unless you're some kind of weirdo, no one wants to smell another person's fart. Oh heck no! But, what about the belief that many folks actually find their own flatulence fragrant? A study claims to have sniffed out the answer.

According to ASAPScience, the world's population expels 70 billion butt burps a day. That averages out to 10 toots per person daily. That's a whole lot of stink going 'round. Now, the reason why we detest other people's gas but put up with our own is simple. Our brains are wired that way.

Back in our caveman days, a fart could have been considered a biological weapon. With no clothes on to contain the contaminants, this fecal spray could have dispersed all kinds of nasty bacteria that would've spread disease all throughout the cave. If early man caught a whiff of his buddies back draft, he would have headed for the hills! So, other people's gas... bad. But our own smell is actually a sign of health.

We've adapted to like our own odors, to help us maintain proper hygiene. We wouldn't be able to take care of our own bodies if we were repulsed by them. Our own farts become familiar to us so we can maintain a higher level of well-being. So, don't worry. Bask in our own glory. It's good for you. And no, we're not pulling your leg with this story. Maybe just your finger.

[KVB]

Don't use your fecal spray to dirty up my cave, man.

[PittsburghPlayer]

When I was a kid a bunch of us went to the store one Friday night and got in line with 72 rolls of toilet paper and 3 dozen eggs.

Boy did we get some dirty looks.

Now it’s commonplace.

fukkin lost it
got damn I have some funny friends
and for fortunate for that/them

[DiggityDaggityDo]

90,000 posts

We did it, men.

We did it before the world ended!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This is wonderful


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[Bostongambler]

Love her

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Love her

She seems nice

[BeatTheJerk]

KVB where is the Pillow fight league contradiction fund pal ?