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Fidel_CashFlowSBR Aristocracy
- 12-03-12
- 53970
#42666Comment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
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SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
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SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42669I feel like you two are pm'ing to decide my fateComment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
- 21480
#42670I love that picture of Fidel from the late 90s.
I don't have any points to give to seaweed. I'm poor.Comment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
- 21480
#42672You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: F?
You: Yes
Stranger: Age?
You: I'm 17, you?
Stranger: 17. ^.^
Stranger: how you doing?
You: Seriously???
Stranger: Yes. Seriously.
You: I'm good, kind of lonely.
Stranger: Same here. And i am lonely. :3
Stranger: Im glad u arent a bot...
You: I wish we were having sex.
Stranger: Oh...
You: I know, there are so many of them!
Stranger: Sexting is good..
You: Can I be honest with you about something? I don't have any ears or a tongue. I hope that's not a problem.
Stranger: ill always prefer sexting along with photos which is not possible here...
Stranger: are you a human? Female?
Stranger: As long as you are. Its all good.
You: Yes, I'm a human female. There was just an accident. My boyfriend Fidel caught me with another man, and lit me on fire.
Stranger: Did the other man have a big rooster?
You: Yes, he was very big. His name is JJ, he was black. At least 9 inches.
Stranger: Do u have kik or facebook?
Stranger: We can sext late night and share photos to please each other..
You: Yes, I do. Can we stay here a minute tho? The last time I gave out my information right away I got stalked. He showed up at my house, and my dad had to chase him around the block.
Stranger: We always can. But trust me. I dont want your adress
Stranger: Address*
Stranger: I just want to talk.
Stranger: No other info needed.
You: What would you say dirty to me? Give me a sample.
Stranger: Dirty? We can have forplays.
Stranger: Foreplays*
Stranger: Sexual ones.
You: Would you do things to my ass?
Stranger: Yes baby all the pleasure u want
You: Are you into scat? Golden showers?
Stranger: Ill do that if u want
You: How big are you?
Stranger: 6.75 inch
You: You measured it down to the quarter inch?
Stranger: The scale had these readings
Stranger: Hurry babe?
Stranger: Give me ur kik id and ill add you..
You: Oh, crap. I'm sorry, I have to go. My dad is on the way and he's going to beat me
You have disconnected.
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Fidel_CashFlowSBR Aristocracy
- 12-03-12
- 53970
#42673Giant hating on the infamous pool pic
heart feeling heavy over the hurt feelers in your comment Giant
that was from 2008 or 2009Comment -
Sunshine90SBR MVP
- 12-06-12
- 1065
#42674great shapeComment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42675LOL 6.75
Kids these daysComment -
Fidel_CashFlowSBR Aristocracy
- 12-03-12
- 53970
#42676You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: F?
You: Yes
Stranger: Age?
You: I'm 17, you?
Stranger: 17. ^.^
Stranger: how you doing?
You: Seriously???
Stranger: Yes. Seriously.
You: I'm good, kind of lonely.
Stranger: Same here. And i am lonely. :3
Stranger: Im glad u arent a bot...
You: I wish we were having sex.
Stranger: Oh...
You: I know, there are so many of them!
Stranger: Sexting is good..
You: Can I be honest with you about something? I don't have any ears or a tongue. I hope that's not a problem.
Stranger: ill always prefer sexting along with photos which is not possible here...
Stranger: are you a human? Female?
Stranger: As long as you are. Its all good.
You: Yes, I'm a human female. There was just an accident. My boyfriend Fidel caught me with another man, and lit me on fire.
Stranger: Did the other man have a big rooster?
You: Yes, he was very big. His name is JJ, he was black. At least 9 inches.
Stranger: Do u have kik or facebook?
Stranger: We can sext late night and share photos to please each other..
You: Yes, I do. Can we stay here a minute tho? The last time I gave out my information right away I got stalked. He showed up at my house, and my dad had to chase him around the block.
Stranger: We always can. But trust me. I dont want your adress
Stranger: Address*
Stranger: I just want to talk.
Stranger: No other info needed.
You: What would you say dirty to me? Give me a sample.
Stranger: Dirty? We can have forplays.
Stranger: Foreplays*
Stranger: Sexual ones.
You: Would you do things to my ass?
Stranger: Yes baby all the pleasure u want
You: Are you into scat? Golden showers?
Stranger: Ill do that if u want
You: How big are you?
Stranger: 6.75 inch
You: You measured it down to the quarter inch?
Stranger: The scale had these readings
Stranger: Hurry babe?
Stranger: Give me ur kik id and ill add you..
You: Oh, crap. I'm sorry, I have to go. My dad is on the way and he's going to beat me
You have disconnected.
thirsty bastard skipped right over you not having any ears or a tongueComment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42679Fidel i was joking about the balls comment dont feel offendedComment -
Sunshine90SBR MVP
- 12-06-12
- 1065
#42680what we got going on hereComment -
Fidel_CashFlowSBR Aristocracy
- 12-03-12
- 53970
#42681ok Weeds, ill get ya Pro again .
Cant fukk with it right now I need to get some shit done around the Telly
Figure it out once Im off work or some shitComment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42682I think Sunshine is MacedonianComment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
- 21480
#42683Sunshine always says like one or two words.
I wish he had more to say. I'd like to get to know him.Comment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42685Sunshine is the horniest guy at SBR. All he sees is women.Comment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42687Sunshine post a selfie and I will get you a pass to Hugh Hefners mansionComment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
- 21480
#42688Sunshine, ASL?Comment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42689Thanks Fidel
We all know what "telly" really means thoughComment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
- 21480
#42690Fidel must think it takes half an hour to send 1700 points.
I think he's setting you up for heartbreak, Seaweed.Comment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
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The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
- 21480
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SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42693
Ps.
Do you feel like Sunshine90 is present right now but sitting quietly?Comment -
The GiantSBR Posting Legend
- 01-21-12
- 21480
#42694
Check his post history. He doesn't leave this thread. He is here. Always.Comment -
SBRMAN23SBR Hall of Famer
- 01-07-11
- 6905
#42695LmfaoooComment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-19-12
- 26315
#42698I never went into poker cause i wasnt a pro but i will when im proComment -
PerfectGrapeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-20-11
- 6761
#42700think i got stood up
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