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  • stevenash
    Moderator
    • 01-17-11
    • 65700

    #1
    I learned a lesson today
    Don't go grocery shopping when your'e stoned to the bejesus on green bud.

    Now what am I going to do with 3 quarts of rocky road ice cream, 2 jars of peanut butter, 3 bags of oreos, and 4 boxes of Cocoa Puffs.

    It's going to take forever to finish that off.
  • jumpsquat
    SBR Rookie
    • 02-20-12
    • 40

    #2
    looks like you don't have a girlfriend...
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    • stevenash
      Moderator
      • 01-17-11
      • 65700

      #3
      Originally posted by jumpsquat
      looks like you don't have a girlfriend...
      Worse, I'm married going on six years.
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      • MoneyLineDawg
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-01-09
        • 13253

        #4
        Just get really stoned again the next few nights and you should polish that off in no time Nasher
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        • TheRifleman
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-30-12
          • 7284

          #5
          fkn FAT loser pothead

          that explains it all!! OMG...you can't make this stuff up!!!
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          • stevenash
            Moderator
            • 01-17-11
            • 65700

            #6
            Originally posted by TheRifleman
            fkn FAT loser pothead

            that explains it all!! OMG...you can't make this stuff up!!!

            It's a joke azzhole.
            Kind of like you and your posts.
            Now run along you pathethic loser.

            If 50K to you is like 50 cents to the average poster, how come you don't have 200 dollars to turn pro here.
            Could it be you are a broke fuk dik

            Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
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            • pouyasophy
              SBR MVP
              • 01-11-13
              • 1665

              #7
              people be mad bro
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              • TheRifleman
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-30-12
                • 7284

                #8
                Originally posted by stevenash
                It's a joke azzhole.
                Kind of like you and your posts.
                Now run along you pathethic loser.

                If 50K to you is like 50 cents to the average poster, how come you don't have 200 dollars to turn pro here.
                Could it be you are a broke fuk dik

                Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
                smoke another joint, and eat another gallon of ice cream you fat, loser, brokeazz, pothead, phag.....

                you're a disgrace to the republican party...and we don't want you !!!

                GET OUT!!


                omg........YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!

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                • pouyasophy
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-11-13
                  • 1665

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheRifleman
                  smoke another joint, and eat another gallon of ice cream you fat, loser, brokeazz, pothead, phag.....

                  you're a disgrace to the republican party...and we don't want you !!!

                  GET OUT!!


                  omg........YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!

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                  • stevenash
                    Moderator
                    • 01-17-11
                    • 65700

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheRifleman

                    you're a disgrace to the republican party...and we don't want you !!!

                    Now you are using my material, not capable of oringinal thought, must cut and paste all material......
                    You are the reason pro lifers are considering pro choice.
                    The best part of your father dribbled down your mothers leg.
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                    • TheRifleman
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-30-12
                      • 7284

                      #11
                      I'm not 14 and I still smoke pot!!!

                      what a burnt out loser.......this is tooooooooooo good!!


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                      • stevenash
                        Moderator
                        • 01-17-11
                        • 65700

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TheRifleman
                        I'm not 14 and I still smoke pot!!!

                        what a burnt out loser.......this is tooooooooooo good!!


                        Whatever dude.
                        You wouldn't know humor if it smacked you in the face.
                        My God, talk about losers, doesn't have 200 dollars to turn pro, posts non stop on weekends because of no social life, can't make this stuff up.
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                        • TheRifleman
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-30-12
                          • 7284

                          #13
                          you just can't make this stuff up!!!

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                          • TheRifleman
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-30-12
                            • 7284

                            #14
                            Originally posted by stevenash
                            Worse, I'm married going on six years.
                            how big a cocck does he have?

                            There is NO WAY that you aren't queer.

                            You take it in the azz one way or another.....no doubt about it. Strap-on, or the real deal.....

                            Oh, man...did Christmas come early for me??


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                            • stevenash
                              Moderator
                              • 01-17-11
                              • 65700

                              #15
                              ^
                              whatever dude.
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                              • TheRifleman
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-30-12
                                • 7284

                                #16
                                Originally posted by stevenash
                                ^
                                whatever dude.

                                you'll address me from here on in as..SIR, not dude.

                                Get it, loser.

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                                • stevenash
                                  Moderator
                                  • 01-17-11
                                  • 65700

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TheRifleman
                                  you'll address me from here on in as..SIR, not dude.

                                  Get it, loser.

                                  Whatever dude.
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                                  • tto827
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-01-12
                                    • 9078

                                    #18
                                    I'm normally a stoned responsible shopper, I come back with about $100 worth of fruits and healthy smoothies. Tough to eat that much before they go bad though, so its still a waste.
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                                    • TheRifleman
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-30-12
                                      • 7284

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by stevenash
                                      Don't go grocery shopping when your'e stoned to the bejesus on green bud.

                                      Now what am I going to do with 3 quarts of rocky road ice cream, 2 jars of peanut butter, 3 bags of oreos, and 4 boxes of Cocoa Puffs.

                                      It's going to take forever to finish that off.
                                      1st of the month, food stamps came in I see.......loser.
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                                      • stevenash
                                        Moderator
                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 65700

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TheRifleman
                                        1st of the month, food stamps came in I see.......loser.
                                        Whatever dude.
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