What are some stupid things you've done to impress girls?

[TheCentaur]

When I was 11 or 12 I was at the beach and there was a girl I liked nearby so I started punching sand dunes. Made perfect sense at the time.

When I was about 14 I got a random boner in the mall as u do at that age. I went to the bathroom and adjusted myself so that my pants poked straight out and I cruised around the food court.

How about you guys?

[butter674]

Bought a house for my fiancé at the time thinking it would make her forget that I am an a**hole.

Woman make men do things that men do

[tony_come]

Piss in the shower

On her feet

[konck]

I beat this piss out of a kid walking around the mall with a boner a lot of girls said it wasn't cool for picking on something so small

[pouyasophy]

bunch of virgins in here

[bradthebloke]

came in her ass

[TheCentaur]

I beat this piss out of a kid walking around the mall with a boner a lot of girls said it wasn't cool for picking on something so small

More like you got intimidated and sat out just like in the SBR poker room