so this never happened before..

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  • MonkeyMoney
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 03-31-13
    • 579

    #1
    so this never happened before..
    I sleep walked last night and took a piss in my cats litter box!! weird but very funny..


    good day
  • Itsamazing777
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-14-12
    • 12602

    #2
    How do you know what happened if you were asleep??
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    • Kermit
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-27-10
      • 32555

      #3
      Originally posted by Itsamazing777
      How do you know what happened if you were asleep??
      Maybe he suspected that someone was pissing in the cat's litter box(other than the cat) so he set up a hidden camera to catch the culprit and then the next morning when he viewed the video he discovered the shocking truth.
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      • TwoWays
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-10
        • 13145

        #4
        that's just code for spanking his monkey
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        • MonkeyMoney
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 03-31-13
          • 579

          #5
          lol you guys

          i thought i dreamt it but then when i looked in the box i saw a "pee patern" that is not cat like!! haha
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          • DwightShrute
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 01-17-09
            • 103469

            #6
            Originally posted by MonkeyMoney
            I sleep walked last night and took a piss in my cats litter box!! weird but very funny..


            good day
            I did that once but took a shit in the litter box. My friend came over the next day and said "what .... do you have a mountain lion for a pet?"
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            • TheGoldenGoose
              SBR MVP
              • 11-27-12
              • 3745

              #7
              Sounds like me on Ambien.

              No telling what trouble I can get into.
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
                Maybe you used to be a cat in another life and still have cat tendencies
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                • ROYAJA8
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-23-09
                  • 2069

                  #9
                  That cat shoulda put them claws in you for that sign of disrespect. You owe em a new litter box, some toys, and snacks. Make it happen.
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                  • MonkeyMoney
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 03-31-13
                    • 579

                    #10
                    i did make it up to my

                    i let her have 30 second with my horse sized doberman!! she loves to his face up!!
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                    • tony_come
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-31-10
                      • 21695

                      #11
                      Maryland teacher doing it with family dog has this happened before?
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                      • MonkeyMoney
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 03-31-13
                        • 579

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tony_come
                        Maryland teacher doing it with family dog has this happened before?
                        wrong forum brah
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                        • The Samurai
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 09-08-12
                          • 425

                          #13
                          I used to do that often when I'd get loaded. Id sleep walk and piss all over. Seriously! On different occasions I pissed in the hamper, on my wife's shoes in the closet, the mini bar at the Sheraton in Bakersfield, an oscillating fan( off luckily), behind my aquarium, and on my cousins vinyl collection. Got know idea how it would happen. Those are just the places someone caught me pissing while sleep walking. I'm sure I've done it more and never been discovered. I think maybe I would be dreaming of having a pee and wasn't coherent enough to find the john. Fuggin bizzare.
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                          • tony_come
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-31-10
                            • 21695

                            #14
                            Samurai piss away
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                            • Smoke
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-09-09
                              • 48111

                              #15
                              Just piss in your bed like IWYM
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                              • tto827
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-01-12
                                • 9078

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Smoke
                                Just piss in your bed like IWYM
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