Is It Good Luck or Bad Luck If A Bird Poo's on You?

[Seaweed]

I went to the mailbox this morning to get my grandma's mail (which was just a bunch of flyers) and I felt a wet drop on the back of my neck. I knew it wasn't rain because it was pretty sunny this morning. I went inside, looked in the mirror and it was bird poo. This has never happened to me before. I started to freak out but when I got out of my bath my grandma told me it's actually known as good luck?! Is that really true? I still feel yucky. I'm still waiting for the good luck to happen..

[boeing power]

Usually it means you got less than a week to live.

I hope I'm wrong weeder.

[Seaweed]

Usually it means you got less than a week to live.

I hope I'm wrong weeder.

???????

[boeing power]

It's bad luck weeder.

you're fuked.

You're gonna need to do something to change that luck.

[El Nino]

Weeder, it's bad luck for you. Good luck for anyone watching you.

[Aussiefalconfan]

I thought it was great luck?

[Seaweed]

I thought it was great luck?

For real? I'm getting mixed feedback, I guess it depends where you're from. I personally also think it's good luck because of the probability of it happening.

[Seaweed]

Weeder, it's bad luck for you. Good luck for anyone watching you.

I don't think anyone saw it happen. I was out and in very quickly.

[Aussiefalconfan]

Bad luck is if its a flock of birds

[The Giant]

It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

It was well worth it.

Expect good luck to come your way soon.

[tony_come]

Pigeon poo is good luck

You lucky bastard, if the bird was a pigeon.

[TheRifleman]

It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

It was well worth it.

Expect good luck to come your way soon.

I am now, always have been, and always will be a member of "GIANT NATION".



( I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing for you, GIANT)

[TheRifleman]

[TheRifleman]

A Thorough Examination of Bird Poop Being Good Luck

[Spanks]

It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

It was well worth it.

Expect good luck to come your way soon.

sounds like you are explaining how your boyfriend ejaculates into your mouth

[Kermit]

Grandmothers always try and make a horrible situation seem like it is no big deal.

[Smoke]

sounds like you are explaining how your boyfriend ejaculates into your mouth

[chilidog]

Luck doesn't exist.

[Smoke]

It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

It was well worth it.

Expect good luck to come your way soon.

I would pay money to watch that

[Seaweed]

I would pay money to watch that

[Smoke]

Saer the remnants stay on you for weeks

[Russian Rocket]

Weeder it's good luck in Russia - means you gonna get money (no joke)

[Ghenghis Kahn]

unless a bird shit's in your mouth and you swallow that shit like a big load... no it's not considered good luck.

try getting your granny's mail next time with your mouth open.

[Seaweed]

Weeder it's good luck in Russia - means you gonna get money (no joke)

[GamblerSpirit]

Weeder it's good luck in Russia - means you gonna get money (no joke)

lol i was about to say the same..same idea as when you step in dog shit..although not on purpose obviously lol

[CarpeDime]

i once hooked up with a cute hot blonde sorority-chick party-chick dingbat airhead type at the beach, she slept in my hotel room, took a huge horrific dump all over herself, me, and the bed in the middle of the night in her sleep, most horrific stench i ever smelled in my life, smelled like the world was ending, i kicked her out, but the next day had one of the best gambling days of my life

always suspected there was some kind of luck-connection, been looking to try to test it out again somehow, never been able to

[yisman]

In Roman times (specifically, the times of Cicero), some considered it good luck if a pigeon pooped on you in the Forum.

Some considered it bad luck.

Some said it depended on the color of the poop.

It's a complex issue.

[GamblerSpirit]

i once hooked up with a cute hot blonde sorority-chick party-chick dingbat airhead type at the beach, she slept in my hotel room, took a huge horrific dump all over herself, me, and the bed in the middle of the night in her sleep, most horrific stench i ever smelled in my life, smelled like the world was ending, i kicked her out, but the next day had one of the best gambling days of my life

always suspected there was some kind of luck-connection, been looking to try to test it out again somehow, never been able to

you always have epic stories. i can't say i believe all of them though

[tony_come]

Great question

[Smoke]

Tony take off your pants

[robzilla]

It is not good luck when a bird shits on u, while ur on a date with a hot chick. Trust me on that one.

[tony_come]

Smokie pants are off pal

Lets take it slow...

[Smoke]

Smokie pants are off pal

Lets take it slow...

ok now bend over and touch your toes

[tony_come]

But first

R u wearing high heals

[Smoke]

But first

R u wearing high heals

no air jordans