Polite ways to tell someone to fukk off

[daneblazer]

Go fly a kite
go pound sand
go piss up a rope
Go sit on a corn cob
go piss on a fan

What else?

[opie1988]

Saloon this shit.

(Not this actual thread. I'm simply stating that I feel "Saloon this shit" is a polite way to tell someone to fukk off.)

[InTheDrink]

Saloon this shit.

(This actual thread. I'm simply stating that I feel "Saloon this shit" is a polite way to tell that this thread can fukk off.)

[billysink]

Go fukkin play in the damn highway you shitstain coksukker. Thanks in adfukkinvance.


Always works for me. No one is ever offended. The thank you really warms it up.

[Sdotbold]

Go fukkin play in the damn highway you shitstain coksukker. Thanks in adfukkinvance.


Always works for me. No one is ever offended. The thank you really warms it up.

sometimes this is what people deserve.

[Kermit]

I just make a face like this.

[Smoke]

Tell them to play with your frog

[BetterBizness]

epic thread

[daneblazer]

Nice hand

[flyingillini]

No Mames guey leva

[Smoke]

Richard Ramirez is my hero!

[daneault23]

Kick rocks, gtfo always works for me

[pouyasophy]

go take a flying fukk

[I/O]

later

[Dutch]

Your mother is a whore.

[I/O]

yippie ki yay mother fuk

[tony_come]

Tell them to play with your frog

Tell them to have sex with your dog

[TheRifleman]

I'm from NY, and there is no polite way to say fuk off except to say FUK OFF. It's a beautiful thing cutting straight to the chase.

[sweep]

I usually say " never fukkin heard of ya pal" and keep it movin...

[TheMoneyShot]

Why be polite when saying F Off? I usually just say F U. Why be nice about it?

[tony_come]

Fukk a dog

[Smoke]

Fukk a log

[pronk]

Kindly disperse

[pronk]

...or Be off with you man!

[tony_come]

Go away before I fukk your dog!

[Smoke]

Dog fukker!

[tony_come]

Ruff ruff