LMFAO,,,the best of cousin Eddy thread!

[PAULYPOKER]

Randy Quaid played the funniest most lovable redneck of all time...........

My favorite Cousin Eddy line:

Eddy: You know that metal plate in my head?

Clark: Aaaah,how could i forget.

Eddy:I had to have it replaced, cause every time Katherine revved up the microwave, I would piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so........

[PAULYPOKER]

Eddy: If that thing had nine lives, she just spent em all,he he,WOOH!.......

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Cousin Eddy: Don't go puttin none of that stuff on my sled, Clark....

Eddy: You know that metal plate in my head?

Clark: Aaaah,how could i forget.

Eddy: I had to have it replaced, cause every time Katherine revved up the microwave, I would piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so........

[Kermit]

I loved Randy Quaid in the Richard Pryor movie "Moving" Some really classic lines in that one.

[PAULYPOKER]

[Kermit]

If you've never seen the movie, I suggest watching it, it is really funny.

[PAULYPOKER]

If you've never seen the movie, I suggest watching it, it is really funny.

I saw it a long time ago..........might have to watch it again.......


I hate to turn this thread negative,but I just stumbled on to this explosive ABC news clip of Randy and his wife having their lives threatened by Santa Barbara California government corruption......

This is absolutely jaw dropping and will make you sick to the stomach!!

[marcoloco]

good stuff

[bradthebloke]

CLARK: Hey, kids. I heard on the radio, they spotted Santa's fled flying just outside of Chicago.

KIDS: OH, WOW!!!!!!

(A long pause)

EDDIE: You serious, Clark?

[bradthebloke]

[Kermit]

Clark: A one year membership in the Jelly of the month club

Cosuin Eddy: Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

[Kermit]

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Cosuin Eddy: I haven't seen a beating like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants then turned a monkey loose......