Police: Woman stabbed boyfriend after he ‘farted in her face’

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  • Russian Rocket
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    • 09-02-12
    • 43910

    #1
    Police: Woman stabbed boyfriend after he ‘farted in her face’




    IMMOKALEE, Fla. — A Florida woman told police she stabbed her boyfriend late last week because he “farted in her face.”
    Deborah Ann Burns, 37, said she was watching television in her Florida home when her boyfriend, Willie Butler, walked by her and passed gas.
    She then “confronted him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shutup,” the police report said.
    It was then that Burns reportedly grabbed a kitchen knife and chucked it at Butler, hitting the 53-year-old in the stomach, according to the police report.
    Burns was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She is currently being held in jail on a $50,000 bond.
  • bradthebloke
    SBR MVP
    • 07-26-09
    • 3175

    #2
    prob smelled better than any cologne he was wearing
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    • Kermit
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-27-10
      • 32555

      #3
      Gotta love those feel good stories from Florida. LOL.... Willie...

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      • gauchojake
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        • 09-17-10
        • 34116

        #4
        Florida gonna Florida
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        • Marv001
          SBR MVP
          • 02-27-10
          • 1147

          #5
          The picture of the woman is priceless.
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          • TheGoldenGoose
            SBR MVP
            • 11-27-12
            • 3745

            #6
            .
            .l
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            WILLIE
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            • Fidel_CashFlow
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-03-12
              • 53970

              #7
              Originally posted by Marv001
              The picture of the woman is priceless.


              She does have the whole "fart in my face and pay the price" swag to her dont she


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              • CountNo_Account
                SBR MVP
                • 12-04-12
                • 3410

                #8
                Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                She does have the whole "fart in my face and pay the price" swag to her dont she



                High praise indeed for a professional fart sniffer



















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                • Kermit
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 09-27-10
                  • 32555

                  #9
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                  • greenhippo
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-15-12
                    • 9091

                    #10
                    Kermit taking over SBR with the gifs. Almost worth me talking to my lawyer, see what I can do about forming a Green Nation here and having Kermit be the figurehead as well as sitting president.
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                    • TheCentaur
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-28-11
                      • 8108

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Kermit
                      Oh man
                      I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!
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                      • lesterdymond
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-25-11
                        • 2360

                        #12
                        Great story..

                        Stabbed over a crop dusting
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                        • PaperTrail07
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-29-08
                          • 20423

                          #13


                          Originally posted by lesterdymond
                          Great story..

                          Stabbed over a crop dusting
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                          • chilidog
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-05-09
                            • 10305

                            #14
                            good thing he didn't give her a dutch oven
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                            • SBR Jonelyn
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-09-12
                              • 2282

                              #15
                              Dios mío! Unbelievable.
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                              • zizoudane10
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 03-27-12
                                • 7272

                                #16
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                                • Vegas_bond
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 12-09-09
                                  • 624

                                  #17
                                  Stabbed? thats all ...?
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                                  • Big Bear
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-01-11
                                    • 43253

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CountNo_Account
                                    High praise indeed for a professional fart sniffer



















                                    nasty hoes
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                                    • tony_come
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-31-10
                                      • 21695

                                      #19
                                      She's sexy
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