How to stop my penis from showing through boxers?

[Scorpion]

How to stop my penis from showing through boxers?

when I wear boxers my penis keep showing through. I usually get hard on a lot and it is clear to see, jeans are harder but very clear when I'm wearing gym shorts or track pants. I can't keep it lying flat too, up or down so it's pointing in front and I would have to keep pushing it back lying flat.

How can I wear boxers without my penis being see through pants so easily? Any tips would be great too.

[TheCentaur]

Some boxers have snaps along the front give that a try

[Kermit]

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[Kermit]

You could also try blood thinners. That should help the erection problem.

[stevex]

You could also try blood thinners. That should help the erection problem.

lmao

[Russian Rocket]

wear briefs like all the studs like myself do
boxers are so 20th century

[InTheDrink]

Almost any male above the age of 14 has needed to know how to get rid of public erections at least once in their life. Unlike most erections, the public variety are rarely desirable and may even lead to years of teasing and, in some cases, could even get you into trouble at your workplace. For these reasons, it's vital to know some quick tips on how to get rid of your public erection. It may be tricky at first, but with a little practice you'll be able to get rid of public erections in a few short moments.

1. Make your way to a restroom so nobody witnesses your public erection predicament. If this isn't an option due to fear of being seen, try to hide the erection some other way, such as sitting at a desk, standing behind a countertop or simply sitting on a chair with your legs crossed with your hands folded in your lap.
2. Focus on something other than your erection. Try to think of the least sexually satisfying thoughts possible, such as eating prunes with your grandparents. It may also help if you try to figure out complicated math problems in your head.
3. Flex your thigh muscles tightly to promote blood flow to your legs and away from your erection. Sending your blood flow elsewhere is perhaps the most effective way to get rid of public erections.
4. Pinch your skin with your fingernails until it starts to hurt, but try not to make yourself bleed. The pain will momentarily take your mind off the problem in your pants, which may be enough to get rid of that pesky erection.
5. Hold your breath for as long as you can, but not long enough that you pass out. The lack of oxygen will kick your brain into survival mode. For obvious reasons, public erections are not needed for survival, so your body will be happy to rid itself of the erection.
6. Pleasure yourself as a last resort. Of course, this should only be done if you have privacy in a restroom.

Read more: http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-get-ri...#ixzz2SlQYlmza

[spankie]

Get a sex change like Emily Haines.

[Kermit]

Is this the problem that you are experiencing?

[Kermit]

wear briefs like all the studs like myself do
boxer are so 20th century

I am a freeballer myself.

[ROFLcopter]

Boxer briefs. Still stylish, don't have to wear tighty whities, and they hide boners well

[Russian Rocket]

I am a freeballer myself.

yeah I'm with you...but sometimes it's hard to freeball when it's minus 30 outside

[Smoke]

This is where small cokks come in handy

[Kermit]

Freeballin' toughens up the schlong thus decreasing sensitivity and helps prolong sexual encounters.

[Smoke]

Drinker likes my army boxers when I pound him from the back

[Kermit]

[StateChamp]

[manny24]

scorper we know

[Seaweed]

Before leaving the house rubbing lemon juice on your privates will decrease blood flow.

[TheMoneyShot]

Is this the problem that you are experiencing?

I wish I had that problem

[Kermit]

Before leaving the house rubbing lemon juice on your privates will decrease blood flow.

That is about as effective as putting whiskey on a teething baby's gums.

On one hand you wonder why no girl will fellate you, and on the other you are scratching your head wondering why your 12 year old is an alcoholic.

[freeVICK]

Loool classic thread

[William Walters]

How to stop my penis from showing through boxers?

when I wear boxers my penis keep showing through. I usually get hard on a lot and it is clear to see, jeans are harder but very clear when I'm wearing gym shorts or track pants. I can't keep it lying flat too, up or down so it's pointing in front and I would have to keep pushing it back lying flat.

How can I wear boxers without my penis being see through pants so easily? Any tips would be great too.

Don't worry too much sport. When you get a tad bit older your dickie will get longer and gravity will solve your problem.

[jds07v]

Tuck it up under the waist band

[tto827]

Big dick big problems, small dick small problems

[joco]

1. Make your way to a restroom so nobody witnesses your public erection predicament. If this isn't an option due to fear of being seen, try to hide the erection some other way, such as sitting at a desk, standing behind a countertop or simply sitting on a chair with your legs crossed with your hands folded in your lap.

story of my life

[Dutch]

Is this the problem that you are experiencing?

Forget the big shlong....His heroin addict arms are what really drives "women" crazy!!

[blankoblanco]

Consult a qualified doctor or surgeon to remove your penis. The penis is a vestigial organ like the appendix, an ancient relic from further back in our evolution which really has no purpose in these modern times

[Wordsworth]

Just do like the guy in the final round of BME pain olympics, and you'll have a permanent solution to your problem

[rickyjjj]

Tie a rope around your dick then around your neck

[Big Bear]

You could also try blood thinners. That should help the erection problem.

blood thinners eliminate erections?