Gwyneth Paltrow is to sexiest woman as is North Texas is to best college div 1 F-ball

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Gwyneth Paltrow is to sexiest woman as is North Texas is to best college div 1 F-ball
    Who in the sam hell picks these very humdrum plain stringbean women as being the best looking woman in the world?Just the name Gwyneth alone makes a guy's butt cheeks clench. You can go to any mall and see thousands of women that look better than her.It's as embarrassing as saying that North Texas in division one football is the best ever.Well,at least in football you have statistics and records to debunk failures from getting called the best ever.As the Dairy Queen tv ad guy says,it's redee Q lus as to the media tagging the most beautiful woman in the world title on Gwyneth Paltrow.Who did this woman have to do a deed with to win the title?Ben Bernanke?
  • BennyBigNuts
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-16-12
    • 8700

    #2
    Possibly the biggest waste of 15 seconds in my life reading this.
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    • ChuckyTheGoat
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 04-04-11
      • 37518

      #3
      Isn't this the guy that weighs 400 lbs?
      Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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      • TheMoneyShot
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-14-07
        • 28672

        #4
        No Photos?
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        • Smoke
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #5
          You should see deemers mom. Oriental hawt
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82839

            #6
            Gwyneth Paltrow is not even the sexiest woman from her own hometown let alone her own state, country or the whole planet.
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            • WvGambler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-19-10
              • 11618

              #7
              North Texas being hit with some undeserved shrapnel here.
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              • Wilfred
                SBR MVP
                • 08-19-12
                • 1908

                #8
                Women make these lists.
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                • MUHerd37
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-23-09
                  • 12816

                  #9
                  She shouldn't even be in top 100. Not even close.
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                  • tto827
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-01-12
                    • 9078

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wilfred
                    Women make these lists.


                    Then they pick someone who isn't that good looking so they can say "if she's the hottest, I'm not THAT bad"
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                    • raydog
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 11-07-07
                      • 6984

                      #11
                      not even approachable at a bar when drunk... i might actually bang that man that tiger woods dates before i would do paltrow... meh, maybe not.
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                      • pouyasophy
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-11-13
                        • 1665

                        #12
                        Originally posted by raydog
                        not even approachable at a bar when drunk... i might actually bang that man that tiger woods dates before i would do paltrow... meh, maybe not.
                        lol so you think Tiger's girl (that ski girl) is bad? I'd bet my life that your girl doesn't compare.
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                        • Wulfman14
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-24-10
                          • 8869

                          #13
                          She has a decent face with makeup but not a good body.
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                          • Wulfman14
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-24-10
                            • 8869

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                            Possibly the biggest waste of 15 seconds in my life reading this.
                            Nah that would be yur conception small nutz.
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                            • Aaron McCrevice
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 02-26-13
                              • 669

                              #15
                              Originally posted by WvGambler
                              North Texas being hit with some undeserved shrapnel here.



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                              • Aaron McCrevice
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 02-26-13
                                • 669

                                #16
                                ^^^Gweneth Paltry is like image uploader to SBR forum
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