How many times a day do you poop?

[Sacrelicious]

I'm a heavy drinker, so I usually poop about 3 times a day. That changes if I am drinking beer, I can down about 15-20 beers in a day, I'm a big guy with a huge alcohol tolerance.

Usually if I'm chugging beer, I'll go about 5 or 6 times a day.

Also, if the gout is bad and I need to take my pills (NSAID's) they irritate my stomach and result in about a 50 percent increase in frequency.

Discuss.

[tony_come]

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[tto827]

First off this thread locks you in for a top 45 in POTM.

Second, glad to know other people shit as much as I do. Growing up, I used poop 2-3 times a week tops, but for some reason, just this year, I've gotten to like 2 a day. Only real change is that I smoke a lot more weed now, but I feel like the constant crapping came before that, well who knows.

[tony_come]

Have you touch shit before?

[konck]

Sick thread lol get this out of the saloon and back in the forum.
We have to keep up our image here

[Sacrelicious]

Have you touch shit before?

Not intentionally, but I am a large guy with enormous hands and fingers, sometimes you've got them in a girl and stuff happens.

[Aaron McCrevice]

[Sacrelicious]

Aaron interesting picture

Aaron I don't get it

Aaron please explain.

[Sacrelicious]

First off this thread locks you in for a top 45 in POTM.

Second, glad to know other people shit as much as I do. Growing up, I used poop 2-3 times a week tops, but for some reason, just this year, I've gotten to like 2 a day. Only real change is that I smoke a lot more weed now, but I feel like the constant crapping came before that, well who knows.

2 times a day is apparently recommended by doctors, I do not know what lifestyle changes you have made, or if the weed plays a factor, but this is probably a good step forward in your health.

[Aaron McCrevice]

Aaron interesting picture

Aaron I don't get it

Aaron please explain.

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[tony_come]

Taking a shit right now

[TheMoneyShot]

An extra large hershey kiss?

[King Mayan]

4-6 times a day..

[TheMoneyShot]

4-6 times a day..

Get your midget nuggets outta here...

[Sacrelicious]

Oh! Enemas, yeah I have heard those are great.

Never needed one because my chronic alcoholism keeps me shockingly regular.

[Aaron McCrevice]

Taking a shit right now

[King Mayan]

Get your midget nuggets outta here...

Money get your Old ass back in the tanning salon and clean up some vagina blood ok???

[Aaron McCrevice]

Oh! Enemas, yeah I have heard those are great.

Never needed one because my chronic alcoholism keeps me shockingly regular.

hmmm.....some of that might be pieces of your rotting liver


try coffee instead

[Aaron McCrevice]

Money get your Old ass back in the tanning salon and clean up some vagina blood ok???

no need for such graphic content itt

[Sacrelicious]

hmmm.....some of that might be pieces of your rotting liver


try coffee instead

I do drink a lot of coffee, usually by the pot and I pour it over ice and chug it.

Helps with passing urine, its been shown statistically to help as a gout remedy in males, for real.

[Aaron McCrevice]

I do drink a lot of coffee, usually by the pot and I pour it over ice and chug it.

Helps with passing urine, its been shown statistically to help as a gout remedy in males, for real.

the alcohol is contributing to your gout flare-ups


if you want a drug-free powerhouse anti-inflammatory:






My whole family takes this.......momma has zero pain and arthritiis well into her golden years

[MoneyLineDawg]

Literally.....

[Sacrelicious]

Literally.....

This guy knows whats up.

[tto827]

2 times a day is apparently recommended by doctors, I do not know what lifestyle changes you have made, or if the weed plays a factor, but this is probably a good step forward in your health.

Agreed, except extra time spent wiping is almost always -EV.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Have you touch shit before?

Well yeah.

33% of the times I wipe my ass I get a little shit on my hands. Who doesnt though?

[zizoudane10]

Normally 2 times a day, that's a

Sometimes when times are busy and a little stressfull it goes down to 1 time a day, which pisses me off.

Always important to grab a journal or the newspaper and take a dump 2 times a day

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Normally 2 times a day, that's a

Sometimes when times are busy and a little stressfull it goes down to 1 time a day, which pisses me off.

Always important to grab a journal or the newspaper and take a dump 2 times a day

I grab the iPad and play Clash of Clans the one time I shit per day. Sometimes twice.